Prologue
In a dar space somewhere
„Sup kid, Iam the true god „ responded an old man trying to look very new like wearing jeans and a t shit with a skull but old whit a long white beard
„what happend and why iam here“ responded a man 18 years old then looked down and said„ and why I‘am naked“
„Your names Mike Night am I right, most likely, so straight to the point you died and not in a pretty way let me explain“
Mike stood dume founded a god asked a question and answserd himself
10 minutes earlier
So Mike was eating a donut and drinking coffe in his favorite cafe until he heard a scream
(screaming sounds and stuff)
„Who the fu*k is screaming so l...“ last thing he saw was the infamous the terifiing the only truck-san flying straight at him breaking the glass in fronto of the cafe
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„Clever girl“ were the last words he said (dbz abriged refrence“
Curent time
„Welp that happend“ mike said
„Is this the part where I get a 3 wishes or become a hero something guy“
„Pretty much except you get a crap load of wishes like 10 go on tell papa godu your last wish thats a joke by the way“ said god the all mighty
„Lemi get this straight your godo r a celeastial bein_“
„Iam god the truish one since there are multiple universis there are a lot of gods and yes Iam gonna give you many wishes, 10 by the way or more depends realy you by the can call ‚cool retro guy man‘ sounds like a superhero name realy now gimme your wish little ‚guy‘“
„My ‚guy‘ is not little its 17 cm when up ,I measured it so fu*k off and for my 1 wish I want to have an all shop in my mind everything free off charge 2 I wanna be placed with this body min din a One Piece world when luffy was 8 years old in a uninhabited danger level:high island 3 I have a reincarnation sistem where i can reincarnate in any world like naruto, bleach retaining memories but new body 4 I have all dissease resistance poison also 5 gods can‘t interfere with me or so called gods apointed by the almighty you 6 and so on i have no more wishes“ said Mike proudly
„Aren‘t you like gonna make yourself OP and stuff_“
„No my dear god I won‘t do that, I don‘t wanna have a boring adventure taking everyone with a one punch since that would lead me to suicide now letsa go“ Mike imaged himself jumping dow a pipe li Mario and he disapeard
„Huh I like him already“ god said with a disbileaf face before lathing away all sorow of being alone“iam so lonely“god said in the end