MC POV:
All i can say about my life right now is, that it's normal and boring, I think as I put my shoes on and start walking towards the nearest convenience store.
This place still looks the exact same as 3 years ago. I still remember when I moved here to my shitty apartment complex in search of a job to satisfy my gaming needs and boredom. Well, I did get a job but not some fancy pansy CEO job like you would have thought but normal office job that everyone despises, why did I choose this? Because the pay satisfied my gaming needs and they don't overwork me to death like you would expect if you read those reincarnation novels plus they give free chocolate sometimes. Buuuuuuuuuut I wanted something other in life than games and a job but knowing me I'm too lazy to do really anything.
How do I look you ask? Average face, 21 years old and a shaven beard, couple centimetres above 180 and lanky build almost makes me look like a typical vegan, brown hair in a buzzcut and eyes are slightly green but you could mistake them for gray if you looked from afar, an average Joe if you ask me. the names Stark, Blake Stark.
When I'm ready to get out of the convienience store with a bag full of food that would last me another etrernity of hell something happens.
Did I tell you that now it's sunday? Sunday is a bad omen for me because something bad happens every sunday to me but i think it's just coincidence................... or not.
Two masked men, the other one with a shotgun and the other with a pistol they seem to be a few inches shorter than me but the other one seems (with a pistol) is like a bodybuilder and i can see that his eyes are green starts walking to me and the cashier while pointing the gun at the cashier
Masked man #1 (the one with the pistol): "Gimme your goddamn money or you know what's gonna happen, and you" masked man #2 points at me with his remington and #1 continues his talk "no funny business if you value your live and gimme your money while you're at it my friend here has a pretty bad triggerfinger." Blake: "Funny for you to assume I value my live and that I have money." I can see both of their veins popping and I can see #2 cocking his shotgun "Wait twas just a jok-AAAAAGHH"
'Well damn his friend didn't joke about him having a triggerfinger.' he shot me straight into the stomach and it feels like both of my kidneys are gone, dead, strawberry jam. #1: "Mr.JokeOftheDay here was just an example and I did warn him." It starts to feel dizzy and I ain't no doctor but Im pretty sure even if I somehow called the cops and ambulance I would be done for, I still crawl to a corner they can't see me.
Well now that I think about it I have always fantasised about those reincarnation novels altough the hero concept seems too cheesy to me, theres just something about being different and changing your fate. I think one of the reasons may be due to my past, I still wonder why I have a last name even though I was raised in orphanage, I don't think bondering about my very very very sad and totally interesting past now is gonna do anything after all, I'm dying.
The convenience store is pretty empty and this city is a ghost town right now so I don't think anybodys here to call the cops exept me and the masked men seem to avoid the surveillance cameras so I did call them, just when I see the cops coming my pain starts to dissappear and dizzyness takes over 'Why would anyone rob a goddamn convenience store nowadays.'
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It seems I woke up but theres nothing but pure light and that was when I heard this feminine, majestic voice.
???: "Welcome to my realm morta-" 'Don't say it please or this story is gonna be even more cliché." I look behing me and then I see this golden aura highlighting a woman but there ain't no woman, all those novels would tell me when I reincarnate and If its a goddess there should be a human body atleast but no its just an aura.
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???"The reason you can't see my body is because i have not created a suitable body for myself yet." I can even see a vein popping wow how can I see that when it's just an aura damn is the author giving me anime powers?
???"Haaaaahhh, enough of that I will get straight to the point, 3 wishes, reincarnated to a world of swords and magic you know, the usual, you will automatically have potential to become a god but that's gonna take a long time and your actions will decide what kinda god you become, soooooo ready?"
Blake: "This is not a wish but I have two guestions."
???"Go ahead but if you annoy me two more times Im gonna choose someone else."
Blake: "What's your name?"
???: "What."
Blake: " Your name."
???: "Why would you wanna know that?."
Blake: "So that I can get rid of that pesky ???."
???: "Oena, goddess of magic and oh I forgot to tell you that you will reincarnate in a random body."
Blake: "and gender?"
Oena: "Yes."
"Damn okey let me think.The second guestion is why are you doing this?"
Oena: "You seemed bored and it will be interesting to see what you become."
"Did you send those thiefs to kill me or something?"
Oena: "Fate helped me with that."
"...........................well I'm fine with it I guess atleast you didn't send me to some heroic mission."
Hmmm 3 wishes, maybe not anything too op.......
Six minutes later....
"Okay I have the wishes 1. Character creation 2. Strong, resistant and hard body (how is this one wish?) 3.Immunity to all magic spells."
Oena: "The first two can be done but I can't give you complete resistances to magic however I can give immunity to mind spells and a skill that adds resistance to magic but if you level it up you can be almost immune I suppose, I will now go do something about my sister she's summoning someone too and will send to kill you knowing my sister she's already probs badmouthing you and telling the other raincarnator you're a demon king or something. A character creation screen should appear infront of you and after that you will be reincarnated but let me warn you, you will look like a twig no matter how big you make your muscles in the character creation but thats just in the beginning your body will look like how you want if you train a 'lil and your soul will go trough a small wormhole and it will probably tickle."
'Looks like I'm on someones blacklist, how troublesome.'
Now now, I already knew what I was gonna make myself look like, A MIGHTY NORD HAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
Okay first thing. Height, put that shit to 7'0, face needs to be kinda more nordy like.............................
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Oena: 'For some reason I have a bad feeling about this, that guy was interesting, he could've asked for more op powers
but character creation? Does he treat this like an RPG? I hope he doesn't get too cocky with that second wish, after all, Nobody is truly immortal.'
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After aroung 2 hours of fiddling with the creation, there stood a very tall man infront of blake, the figure stood at 7ft and had a face full of masculinity, bushy brown beard and a bald head.
Blake: "Theres still two things left! The voice and Junior Blake size! Very deep and gruel voice hmm hmm, perfect, Should I put Jr.Blake 12 inches? Yes! AHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHH no-one can stop me AHHAHHAHAHHA! Let's up the muscles a lil MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA"
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(Somewhere over the rainbow)
???: "How can someone laugh with so much evil?"
???: "He's the demon lord I told you about, now let's resume the reincarnation so you can stop that supervillain sounding guy."
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"Perfect so how do I finish this? Oh I guess It's this butto-"
I couldn't even finish my sentence, Oena said something about this tickling but Im not feeling anything and I'm seeing just pure black around me and then it hits me, I feel my being crushed to an atom and and my limbs being torn and broken I can't scream but if I would, I know I would be sobbing and crying like a child. The same continues again and again and ag......................................................................
(If you don't dont have a clue about how Blakes new body looks like he kinda looks like Kratos from GoW but mix it a lil with Uhhhhhhhhhh RagNBone man? Totally looks like some kind of evil overlord bandit)