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A cute, lonely, drunk

A cute, lonely, drunk

-Did she lose yet? Aki asked his disciple, since he still wasn't used to using his divine perception or whatever to use the flip phone without buttons that the people around here used, so he had to totally focus on it and didn't notice anything but some muffled groans of undetermined meaning.

-Not yet mas… *BOOOOM…*

-I suppose *BOOM* watch them.

As the explosions occurred, another jet of deviant fire crashed into the barrier Aki set up. Cracks started to show and the sound of glass shattering could be heard, a soft feminine gasp was heard.

The jet of flames stopped and Aki lifted the barrier, put Rong on the ground and slowly walked to Gang and started to heal him. Na Ling was healing Bibi.

-Look at this, your blood vessels in your left leg all burst, your right upper side is torched and that left arm is cursed, totally unusable to place on the stump. You still have plenty to learn. Aki said while a blue light started so shine all over the wounds on Little Gang, including the missing arm.

-What is it that *Coughs blood* you think I forgot? Said the defiant little one.

-You forgot to smile in front of all this. That means you haven't truly won with your ability only. At least you don't believe that.

Calmly said Aki while following the glowing light to reform the nerves, ligaments, vessels, muscles and so on without even changing his expression. Until… -Rong! Would you be a dear and break one of these crystals every five seconds? Thanks. These people have epiphanies all the time! Really, I don't know why they say these are so hard to have. I change my own point of self, like, every morning.

It was a beautiful day in the royal city, birds were singing, flowers were magically blooming, most slave traders were having everything they own confiscated, the mafia was bleeding, and ironically enough, the kids started training their fire resistance with Bibi.

After almost a month of the hero summoning ceremony, it was clear this hero was very focused in politics and that the queen couldn't be happier to oblige him.

First came the new populational check, now getting anyone that could prove their residence the title of citizen and those in less… "homely" places into probatio for said citizenship. Crafting, reading and writing, cultivation talent, everything that could be useful would give you that extra mile you'd need to turn into a citizen was simply that, an extra. Everyone could become a citizen.

This, for basically everyone that heard and believed it, was somewhat one of the most shocking things in their lives.

Sure, a bunch of people from this world were considered crazy for suggesting democracy and those without enough power were simply destroyed, snuffed before the idea had any real fruits, the others were "convinced" to keep it in their pants.

Now, if the summoned hero suggests a totalitarian government focused on the people's welfare, he'd normally be shunned as crazy and substituted, but there was thus talk in the royal chambers yesterday and…

-For the least I like to say it, you're the freaking only friend I have, so I will give you this chance, why the actual fuck would any of this work? Said business mode queen while holding her cup and sitting straighter in her cushion.

-Easy, because you have someone that has seen the reason for the failure of every government and economical idea documented in my world. By extension of having the books talking about them, but anyways, let me continue. The continent and archipelago have both formed their own kind of burguesy by now, while the major countries in the world are trying to keep each other in check while preparing for war with the demon invasion on the immortal realm. Everything right until there, ok. See, the thing is that during this month I've read a lot, I've read your whole law constitution and it needs a review, but here's the way to break a ton of your laws that are most likely to be exploited right now and how to correct it. There's also…

-Aki, I appreciate the help on legislation, but I do not have time for your normal joking around, I won't risk a war so blatantly to the face of everyone in the continent just because you want war. Interrupted the queen with a very serious face before taking a dip of her cup.

-Gahh, ok you coward, just say I came from an impoverished family and you want to give me some face. He filled her cup again even while complaining though.

-Do you at least know pain and hunger? She coldly asked as if daring him to lie.

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-What is it? Did I touch a sore spot? If so I apologize, but to your question, I've only ever felt those when I was inflicting then to myself. Said Aki a little more seriously.

-Haaa, why do you only turn mature when I get really angry? Sighed the queen, relaxing a little before drinking again.

-Well yeah, it's what happens when you are raised in a house full of headstrong people that somehow still love each other. He shrugged.

-I still don't understand how a supposedly normal family gave birth to a psychopath like you.

-Sociopath. I still have feelings and emotions, though somehow confused or numbed. That's why one of my first actions was to…

-To try and redeem yourself for abandoning your family by giving one to those without. I guessed as much. You dislike long term plans and the orphanage will require time to produce anything but reputation. Back to the discussion, I can't simply lie in front of the council of royals like you would. Her eyes were again showing her seriousness.

-Urrrg…

-Who would know, the golden tongued hero doesn't have a solution? She said teasingly.

-I mean, none that don't involve war or some time.

-The second option is better, but just to be sure, what's the war option?

-We wait for our diplomatic teams to finish their current quests, send about half to that smallish country to our right and flood their market with experimental goods 63. With that we would gain access to the continent's north coast and…

-What's the other option?

-We get a target, I've made a list and slave traders seem to be the best option in a cost/benefit scale, and set your spies into forging evidence into them so we can get the actual crimes they definitely commit to light and rob their possessions with some pretext, them employ the acquired slaves to new lines of products and depending on their reasons for being a slave, turn them into citizens after sometime, with a debt to the government of course, and use the suddenly big amount of debtors as the reason to make a bank of our own.

-That… might actually just work, will create a precedent for releasing slaves and allow me to finally invest into those public projects rotting in the shelves.

-Seriously, what did your court even throw as governmental projects? Asked Aki in curiosity before filling her cup.

-Well, they aren't actually as bad you seem to think. Sure, there's some incompetent or useless ones, but no one actually that corrupt or suggesting straight out massacres after I assumed the throne.

-How's that by the way? Surviving a massacre inside your family just because no one believed you'd have a good aptitude for the royal legacy, finding out you have a double inheritance and huge specs in the middle of a huge crowd of important people and unlocking supreme beauty at the same time. Really, you're just straight out a shoujo protagonist.

-Shut it! It's hard to do anything I want at all, you know?! What's even the use of this damn beauty if almost no one can resist it!? I can't fucking even look straight at a mirror. *sniff* This… I will just die an old and single woman at this rate, can't you just become my royal consort and end my suffering? Take responsibility for being the first person to actually look at me! *Thunk* The smashed cup and table Luckily not being destroyed.

-Shhhh… It's ok dear, let me just take this wine out of the way, that was your twelfth cup, your face's completely red. We both know there would be a lot of problems and I would rapidly be kidnapped if I started to officially bed you. We both also know you still haven't fully accepted who I say to be, nor do I truly know you, here's some water. Said Aki as he shouldered the queen to the veranda of her room and gently pressed her back as she seemed to be about to vomit, tough she just gulped it down at the end.

-Then just fuck me! She irritably said while getting even redder.

-Terrible idea. You're an immortal and very drunk. It won't be just be my hips that will break if we do that. Also, we're both virgins you jackass, we'd just ruin it for each other without some preparation before it. Like, you know, actual …

The pissed Queen decided her hero was too insufferable right now, so she kissed him and locked his head.

-Eeeh! She squealed as he squeezed her ass cheeks.

-That kiss was terrible and you need to brush up the alcohol, but i most definitely do not regret this being my first kiss. Now, drink this tea and I will tug you in bed, no I won't…

-You are definitely staying until I am asleep.

And that's about it for the decision making that made the suffering of thousands of businessman and woman, the rescuing of hundreds of thousands of slaves, the first big step in a enormous change in all realms.

None of that crazy shit about heavens, gods, devils and buddas, or whatever else may be in the way.

Seriously, there is nothing here except children in high positions trying to be adults and causing chaos.

The difference being that our hero wants to sate his blood lust and the queen wants respect. And love, both want that, sure, but what young man and woman don't.

-Stop poking me. Lazily said the queen.

-Then go to the bathroom. I've dealt with women too lazy to get up for their own good more than enough to know your bladder's gonna pop any moment now.

-Carry me.

-One of your female guards will, now… And he started wrapping a scarf around her face. -Or do one of you want to change her sheets in the morning? No. Don't answer that. Whoever isn't lesbian takes her inside, because the idiot isn't able to hold herself straight anymore. Yes, I know a third of you have a crush on her. Hell if I'll say who told me though. Said the hero while talking to empty air.

Five seconds later a mature lady with the attire of a handmaid with golden lines all over the dress appeared from nowhere and while wordlessly smiling took the queen over her shoulders and went away