1. On a whim try to write something so maybe its bad story
2. I’m not native in English sorry for error in any ways
3. Thanks and hope you enjoy it
Here's my day so far: went to another world, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death
Guess they can't. How did it all come to this, you ask? My end starts at the beginning…
I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from, what you might call a normal home on Earth, literally normal. I was 8 days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that? Clearly, it was time to move on
At 6 years old my mother came to my room watching me study and said
“Son I don’t expect you to be a great man, I just hope you will be a decent man”
I didn't quite hear that last part, but it sounded important
With a lightning fast reflex I ever saw on my entire life snatching my book and run to my father while devouring my book [well it’s my father book], literally she bite and ripping it page by page. I’m quiet fond of that book.
That was the day I known “Playboy”
Could this be what I was destined for? A dream life filled with “luxury”? Apparently not! Even fate has it owns turns. No big deal. A much different fate awaited me.
After a few years, and with some time from middle school to high school for good behavior, I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning at a strange place called College.
Then I consulted the almighty Google, here is what I’ve found:
1. Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour.
2. Enjoy being a sophomore -- It will be the best three years of your life.
3. Wear an athletic cup to panty raids, because it's all fun and games until someone loses their ''nads.
4. Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water stain remover.
5. Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into lucrative "home pharmaceuticals" business.
6. If an 8:00 am class is required for your major, change your major.
7. Boring lecture? Start a wave!
8. College-level algebra: 5 returnable bottles = 1 delicious Ramen Noodle dinner.
9. Remember - almost no one complains when you puke in a dumpster.
10. Clever margin manipulation can turn a 4-page outline into a 100-page senior essay.
11. Football games were never meant to be observed by sober people.
In a pinch, milk can be used as a beer substitute in your breakfast cereal.
There is some point that I don’t understand but in time I will.
And then I was 18 years old.
Packed with all my “treasure” that I’ve been collected since middle school into my bag that tagged “Smith”, I’m off to my dorm near my college to gain free reign over myself, leaving my parent behind without looking back.
Couple hours later, night came before me while I was driving alone on some quiet road.
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Then it hit me: a jet black twister suddenly appeared in front of my “DeLorean” father gave me as high school graduation gift and I blackout.
Wind howled through my ear, carrying a voice to my wake up
“Go through the light…”
Which I’m still in my car for my surprise except, the light in front of my car about 100 meters and the rest of my surrounding is dark.
As a sane logical person my first action is to start my car and full throttle backward as fast as I can.
Then it hit me, well the right word I hit something but I don’t know what. My body gone haywire because of the impact of the crash and I looked into the mirror.
I saw my face with a small relieve smile, sweat running down from my forehead covered with my wavy whirly dark hair to my dark eyebrows.
And I look into the light in front of my car, moving closer and brighter than ever. While me praying to every God that I know from every Religion in the world that I know.
A girl around my age came out of it and the light became dim and vanish leaving the girl alone. Contrast to mine, her straight milky white hair complement her oval shaped face and smile gently toward me as she walked to my left side of my car. Her blue eyes that remained me of the ocean suddenly closed and soft lips locked my brown eyes as I closed it because tiredness took over.
“I’m right here with you…”
“My Love”
The sun rose the next morning accompanied by my voice
“Damn I thought I’ve leaving the event called “Morning” since high school graduation”.
Pain took over my body as I remembering last night event, my head feels heavy.
“Last night could easily rank first in My Worst Day of My life”
As I walk out of my car with huge rock behind it. The morning light revealed new details to my surrounding, green all around me, mostly trees and algae rotting the bushes, it was quiet the air was fresh sweet, and very cold.
The waterfall was clear blue came from direction of the sun. It was gushing over the rocks. At its widest point, it is ramming down the mountain that surrounds the trees. A long branches river with clear blue water divides the trees that seem endless, with a gentle stream near me.
Ground-shaking roar came from inside waterfall. A fearsome creature with glittering Ruby scales, giant wings, and a phenomenal fiery breath flying in to my direction.
I ‘am running to my car while screaming like a little girl
“What did I do to piss you off!!!?”
While trying to start old DeLorean with no sign of engine sound
The die had been cast, and so began an enduring, not so-epic, lifelong career and I hate it!
My Name is Ethan and I don’t know where I am.