A Japanese man and women walk off a plane in New York. The woman has blonde hair in two buns and a long braid and green eyes and pale skin, she is wearing green tank top and blue jean with a leather brown jacket. She has a butterfly tattoo on her right forearm and star shaped birthmark on the back of her neck. The man is wearing a purple long sleeve collar shirt, blue jeans and a black leather jacket. He also has a purple star birthmark on back of his neck, But the most bizarre thing about him is hair in the style of a pompadour hairstyle. They are 21-year-old Jolyne Kujo and 36-year-old Josuke Higashikata.

“Hey Gruncle Josuke, you think my Oldman information is right and the thief and the Bow and Arrow is here in New York” ask Jolyne

“Will you stop calling me that I am only thirty-six and it is making me feel old. I am sure Jotaro is always perceptive about these types of things. I still can believe the Bow and Arrow was stolen from the Speedwagon Foundation. I do not want what happen in Morioh twenty years ago, that arrow makes more stand user. We don’t need any crazier things happening in a city like New York:

“What about the avengers should we contact them we are on their home turf after all” said Jolyne

“No, it is not like the can see Stands they will be totally outgunned. It best we do this quietly and head back to Japan. It is not first time I have been to New York. I know a Stand user here he will be our back up”

“Ok lets fine that Kaito bastard”

Josuke and Jolyne start to walk out the airport when Josuke accidently bumped into someone and spilled coffee all over him.

“WHAT THE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!” said the man

“ I apologize sir I did not see where I was going it was my mistake and I am sorry” Josuke apologized.

“This shirt was Armani do you have any idea how much this shirt cost me you idiot”

“Good frickin grief he said he was sorry you do not have to be a dick about this you are fucking asshole” cursed Jolyne,

“Calm down Jolyne it was my mistake I will pay for your dry cleaning let everybody calm down and take a step back. There is no need for violence” Josuke say while trying to hold Jolyne back.

“At least the one with the stupid looking hair is smart and knows his place” said the prick

“Oh no” Jolyne says in a worried tone

“WHAT THE FUCK DID SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!” screamed Josuke.

Now it is no longer Jolyne being held back but it is Josuke. She manages to grab him but not before he manages to punch the prick in the face several times. Josuke uses his Stan Crazy Diamond to heal the idiot even mange to restore is shirt. Crazy Diamond can fix anything to its original state.

“I can not take you anywhere Gruncle Josuke” she says while she trying to hold back her laugh Josuke just smiles sheepishly.

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Jojo pov

I am rudely awaken by a bucket of water in my room I am about to curse the mofo out when I see my grandmother standing over me,

“Get up I am taking you to school today make sure you go” said Willow.

I just but grumble but I get up. I brush my teeth and get in to the shower. Than we sit down and eat. Than Granny get her keys to Betsy her old station wagon that is older than my mother. I do not know how She gets that thing going. She drives us to my school Midtown Highschool. It were all the smart people go. As I get out the car my Granny honks at me.

“ Aren’t you forgetting something” My granny said smile.

Oh this evil hag I know what she is playing and it not going to work. No… Not going to happen. I will not say it.

“Jojo”

FUCK!

“I love you Grandma Willow” I cringe

“I love you too my little Jojo Bean”

The kids begin to laugh. I want to die in a hole. My street cred gone in an instant by my grandmother. My grandmother is so evil she does not punish you oh no that is much too easy for her she embarrassed you so much you either die of humiliation or you listen to her. I walk in to school and I fine my best friend Carmen Santiago. Carmen is short she is five foot while I am five foot eleven inches. She has tan skin with light brown hair and eyes I go up to Carmen

“Hello, my little cinnamon roll I have returned”

Carmen begin to sign Carmen is deaf, so she must read my lips. I also learn sign language from her when I was in middle school. She seems a little pissed at me.

Don’t call me cinnamon roll you were not there in my time of need now you are dead to me!.

Woah slow down Carmen your hands go faster when your mad I cannot understand you while you are signing so fast.

I said DEAD TO ME!

She starts to give no cold shoulder. This is not the first time I have been dead to Carmen. I was Dead to her last week. There is only one way to get her talking again I pull out a bag of candy. Her eyes sparkle.

Ok you are resurrected all is forgiven. Curse me and my love for sugary treats. I will not forgive you again though.

Yeah, I have heard that line before too. Carmen the type of girl that changes her emotion on the drop of a hat, but that what makes her so interesting.

“So why where you so pissed”

I will tell you at lunch you will never guess what happen to me it is crazy you will never believe it.

After I say bye to Carmen, I head to class my table mate is some guy I think his name is Peter Parker. That guy is weird he is always disappearing even more than I am. He ditches class and I never come. I sit down and then I notice someone I never notice before. The guy has tan skin and brown hair with green eyes. He is wearing all black.

“You Peter who is edge lord over there”

“Oh Hey Jojo you’re here today. That is Indigo Joseppi he moved over here from Italy. He been here for two weeks. You have just now notice him he has been here for two weeks”, said Peter

Well I guess I have not notice him because I kind of not came o this class for two weeks. So I guess that should be expected. Our teacher Mr. Harris comes in and spots me. He glares.

“Oh, it nice to see you actually came to class Miss Jones”

“Yeah it been a while Mr. Harris”

“Why don’t you come up and solve this problem” Mr. Harris said with a smirk.

I go up to board and I look at the problem I solve it perfectly. Harris groan. You see I am the type a person who does not need to study to pass test. I just read the text book for each class. I only come in to take the test. Even then I get a perfect score. All my teachers hate me, but they do not know what to do with me. I smile at him and he looks irritated. I have the effect on people. After that we have our lesson and at the end of class, he drops a bomb on us.

“I will be assigning a 3-person project this will be 25 percent of your final grade in your class and no you will not be picking partners

Harris begins to call out names of our groups. Then I hear my name

“Jocelyne Jones, Peter Parker, and Indigo Joseppi the three of you will be in a group”

So, I am with Peter and the New Kid I do not even think I have heard him talk since I been here. When Harris Called on him to answer a question, he just stared at him. I think Harris is kind of scared of him. Well he is big guy north of six foot. I do not find many guys taller than me. The bell rings, we agree to talk about the project after school. Well Peter and I talked Lord of Darkness just grunted. I sleep through most of my classes than time for Lunch. I sit with my girl Carmen.

Ok girl your not going to believe this I got shot in the ass by an arrow.

“ Wait what? Did I lose something in translation? Did you just say that you got shot in the ass by in arrow” I said with my eyebrow raised.

Like FUCKING FOREST GUMP ! Than the asshole just left me there. He did not even call 911. The strangest thing is my wound was gone a minuet later. That made me arrive home late. I got in trouble. I GOT IN TROBLE BY BEING SHOT IN THE FUCKING ASS!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah. Oh my god this is rich. I have never heard a funnier story. Carmen looks pissed but I do not care because it is to frickin funny.

Fuck you Jojo ! I Am bearing my soul to you and your laughing at me.

After that we head back to class. The rest of the day goes by and I meet Indigo and Peter after school. Well I meet Indigo. Peter ran off somewhere. We decide to go to Indigo place do that we can talk about our project because his house is closes. He lives with his uncle Marco Diaz. We get there his house is huge. I never would of guess prince of darkness came from wealth. He looks at the door and we can two pairs of shoes.

“Old man I am bringing someone over for homework”.

I think that is the most I heard him talk. He answer says he is in the kitchen. Three people come out and when the one with the funny hair sees me, he freezes.

“Alicia” The man with the funny hair says

“How do you know my mom’s name”