I slowly opened my eyes feeling extremely tired and cold, although there was a burning sensation in my stomach as well as the cold

As I was thinking that maybe by some odd occurrence I was able to survive the accident, the room instantly changed into a Pre-victorian master bedroom with a bunch of televisions on the wall and some devices that looked like they came straight out of a Sci-fi movie based on conspiracy theories of big brother watching you

There was a rather short man seated at the table operating somebof them with his hands but the other devices he wasn't touching were still moving and working as they will, the man finally noticed me standing here but i got the feeling he just decided to finally acknowledge my presence

'Nasty way to die huh, the reaction between two extremes of chemical reaction in your stomach' although he was saying it in a sympathetic voice, his face told me he found it funny that plus the way he'd reacted to me earlier pissed me off so I decided to act like the bullies from my High school days

'Shut the f.......' Before I could finish the sentences I was already on the ground so fast I begun to wonder if I had ever been standing, but that was little compared to the pain I began to feel as if someone or something was microscopically tearing my cells apart and putting them back together

'Now, now that is no way to address a god' the man was saying but I could barely hear him over the sound of my screaming

I didn't know when it happened but I had started begging anybody to help me, almost as if my body itself wanted the release separate from my mind that couldn't even think

'OK ok I think you understand what's at stake, now let's talk' all of a sudden I was standing as if it never happened but my mind knew otherwise with the phantom pain still making me want to scream but my body was too afraid to do even that

'Andrew my boy, congratulations, you just won a free reincarnations pass' the man said in a show hosty voice while streamers popped out of nowhere and clapping sounds could be heard in the background

'Please Dear Sir..no..God, what are you talking about?' I asked still to afraid to do anything that would anger the man

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'Reincarnation like those light novels you like so much, I'll take this worthless piece of wasted cosmic energy you call a soul an put it in a new body in another world with all your memories intact'

At this point my mind was fixating on the excitement I was beginning to feel to distract itself from the memories of the pain but I was still curious and asked the question anyone would ask if they were in my shoes

'Please god, why me?'

'Stop calling me god it makes me itch in uncomfortable places' he said while using his powers to lift a cheese burger to his mouth and biting out of it before saying with his mouth still full

'Call me, Sir.......sir'

'Sir sir?' I asked hoping my ears wouldnt be the cause for my pain

'Good, now to your questions' when he said this I was hoping for something out of the light novels where they'd tell the main character how they were special and hadn't been seen in thousands of years when he said while picking his nose

'Nothing, there are hundreds of thousands of people like you, you are not special in any way there are even people better than you and they have hundreds of thousands of people like them. I decided to do the reincarnation thing on a whim to amuse myself and you had the worst luck to be picked when I chose at random, well it is an honor to be chosen by me for anything.'

After dashing my hopes to mush he turned around and picked up a touchscreen terminal device and handed it to me

'On that you can find various specifications on the kind of world you want to go to, the kind of family you want to have, the kind of abilities, etc. There's a point limit, I'm giving you 20,000. Pick what you want and I'll approve what I want and send you where I want.'

Now my heart was racing as I reached out to collect the terminal I managed to say 'Yes Sir sir, Thank you Sir sir' before sitting down to look at It, while I was doing this Sir sir had already turned back to his terminals to continue working so I turned on the terminal and my mouth started drooling at the various options that were available.