Colt and Lacey were the dream team for the escape room tournament.  They won... a trip into the middle of a mountain where they had one pedestal that didn't tell them anything in a language they could barely guess at and a deadline they didn't know about until it passed. No Manual, Control Runes They Can't Read, and a Mountain to fill with challenging monsters before adventurers come to destroy them.  All that was fine until they had to eat beetle stew and use goblin latrines. New Chapters Every Day during the write-a-thon!