It takes but a small miscalculation while handling a fuckton of energy to make shit hit the fan at ftl speed
--Doctor Roberto; Head of Energy Research; Volansys Ltd
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*busy researcher noises*
"COME ON PEOPLE!!! MOVE MOVE MOVE! WE HAVE 30 MINUTES BEFORE ALL THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE ARRIVE TO SEE THE WHOLE SETUP! NO BONUSES FOR ANYONE THIS CHRISTMAS IF YOU FUCK UP!"
"Roberto we're all researchers here and everyone's as nervous as you are so stop yelling you dipshit!. And i will fucking castrate you if you take my bonus this year."
"Yeah Yeah whatever Molly, just do your job bro there's plenty of important people coming today and--
Dr. FRANKLIN! So happy to see you here before everyone else! How has the facility treated you so far?"
"Well, considering that i bribed my way into getting admitted to this demonstration, fairly adequately."
*whispering* "please don't mention the bribes doctor the minister will skin me if he finds out that we went overbudget for this demo we had to smuggle some private investments."
"Well roberto i hope this demo helps me catch something useful except my next meal."
"You can be sure that the free food given here will satisfy your very demanding palette and about the money you put in here, the reactor is well worth the investment because of its small size and increased efficiency"
"I hope so. By the way, when will the virtual AIC that your researchers are wearing all the time be open for the private market? the prototype of the public version i got my hands on is very buggy and i would like to replace it ASAP"
"Well thats military grade harware for ya. And no, i do not know when the full version will be made public and have not received said information since the last time you asked me so."
Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon.
*sigh* "Tis' a sad thing roberto, keeping something so good for yourself, almost makes me want to rip it out of you. Ah, the ministers here, it is time roberto. All the very best"
"I kinda dont wanna leave without addressing the you ripping out my brain part but whatever and i hope you enjoy the show."
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"GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME EVERYONE!
Now without further ado lets get started immediately shall we?!
We have here behind me the newest and most significant development in the energy sector since 450 years ago when the nuclear reactor was created!
May i present to you, VOLANSYS CARBINE!!
I don't mean to brag ladies and gentlemen but we have, with the CARBINE achieved the highest record for energy efficiency in the modern world, a staggering 92%!! Thats right! 92%! this way the energy reserves of our plannet can be extended for another 1200 to 1500 years if used properly............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*Rat pov*
*Beneath the reactor*
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*translated rat pov*
"it has been four days since mother died, it was a terrible thing really. Its getting really hard, who knew feeding 27 children would deny me getting any food for myself. I think that lifes not worth it anymore, why am i even working so hard----"
"OOOOOOOOOOO SHINYYYYYYY!!!"
*jumps into exposed power lines*
*FWOOOOOOMMMMMMMM*
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*30 seconds ago*
"A special thanks to all the dignitaries for coming today and greatly supporting volansys ltd in pursuing this endeavor... "
"Very Good Roberto! You've truly outdone yourself this time. Some of my colleagues even expect the next election in the bag because of this"
"Thank you very much minister, the whole department deserves as much credit as i do really, and would appreciate some bonuses for christmas after this monster of a project"
"In all due time my friend. Now what is this that i have heard about you going over budget now?"
Roberto freezes-- "Actually sir---"
*FWOOOOOOMMMMMMMM*