“Well this sucks.”

This was the final words of Azure Black as he looked at his chest and saw a knife handle sticking out. Glancing up one final time, he shook his head as he looked at his unconscious friend who just fainted. Falling to the ground, Azure could only feel his life slipping away rapidly as he looked towards his computer.

“I guess I won’t know how some of those fanfictions or novels end.” Azure thought as he fell to blackness.

Appearing in a marble room with gold trimming, Azure just recalled how he died and sighed. He was just returning home after a night out with his girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend since he just died, but oh well. Deciding to be nice, he grabbed some breakfast for himself and his best friend and roommate.

That was all well and good, but it just went downhill once he walked through the door. His friend thought it was a fun idea to be throwing knives around and was aiming at the door. Why in the world he would do that, was beyond Azure, but sure enough it slid right into his chest near his heart.

“The fat bastard could have at least not fainted.” Azure grumbled as neither of them were fans of exercise. While he wasn’t big, he did have a bit of a stomach as he watched what he ate, but his friend on the other hand had an impressive beer belly.

“Congratulations, you have died but I am here to offer you a chance to live again in another world. I am here to grant you three wishes to help you out.” A cheerful voice broke the Azure train of thought.

“I refuse.” came an instant reply.

There was an awkward silence as a blonde woman in her early twenties appeared. Her body fit and appearance fit his dream woman almost perfectly. She had long blonde hair and blue eyes, with caucasian skin, but her body on the other hand. Her body had a large bust that wasn’t unnatural, with a slim waist and bigger hips. Her butt has a tone but bubbly look that wasn’t too big or small.

“Ehh,” She said in surprise, clearly shocked and not really sure how to handle the situation. “Why?”

“Why? There are many such as languages, culture, technology, and more. Unlike what fantasy novels are like I highly doubt an average person like me can survive. How is an untrained person supposed to be a master swordsmen, survival expert, or even memorize an entire series.” Azure began to rant as he ignored the woman who appeared to be on the verge of tears.

Sniffing as the woman tried but failed to wipe away her tears. “I-if you do-don’t reincarnate I co-could lose my j-job. I-it is my first day and I d-don't want to be fired.”

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Sighing as he cursed his own heart as his friends always said he has too nice of a heart. Azure struggled to resist but being weak to someone in tears and being his ideal woman on top. Well his will failed in nanoseconds.

“I will do it. Even if you cheated by using my ideal woman, tears, and my kind heart against me.” a grumble came from Azure as he stared at the woman who tears vanished in an instant. “So, what world and how are we doing this?”

“You are going to Highschool DxD.” The woman clapped causing her bust to jiggle.

Hearing the world, Azure tilted his head as it had been a while since he watched it as well read anything on it. While he did read some decent fanfictions on it they were far and between. “Is that one with a pervert that can’t get a boner with a bed full of naked women throwing themselves at him.”

Sweat dropping at his answer she looked like she wanted to disagree but knew it was a losing battle. Finally it seems the side to agree won out so she just nodded.

“Yeah. Now you get three wishes, so what are they?”

Azure tilted his head side to side as he wasn’t sure how he wanted to answer. The truth is he didn’t really have a goal for a large harem or to bone every girl he saw. Did he want to get involved in a power struggle between the Devils, Angels, and Fallen Angels? Not really, nor did he want to create a kingdom or another group as it sounded like too much work.

Trying to think of some good ones he recently saw in fanfictions or fantasy novels, they didn’t really help him here. If it was a Douluo Dalu, he would just use Wulin’s from Douluo Dalu: Wulin;s Legends since he has been reading it lately. Now trying to think of some from Highschool DxD and other stories, but didn’t know what to choose. Most would require him to actually work for it or put some effort into it.

“Ah, can I get the cheat of Bananza from The Laid-back Life in Another World of the Ex-Hero Candidate Who Turned out to be a Cheat from Level 2?” Azure asked.

“Sure. what the next two.” The woman instantly agreed before blinking and shaking. “You will be really overpowered you know.”

“Yeah, the second wish...a sub dimension that is an infinity dungeon where I can collect and harvest rare or legendary ores deeper I go. Yeah, that sounds useful and makes it so the monsters get tougher the deeper I go down and I can bring others. Oh, the top floor should also be a workshop and a warehouse for all the things I collect or make. Best not forget an elevator to easily get to lower floors since teleportation between floors by your own power is banned.”

“That is a really thorough wish but so be it.” The woman just nodded. “Now what your final wish.”

“Umm…” Azure tilted his head back and forth trying to think of a good one. Both of his wishes were immensely powerful and he didn’t know what to do. “I guess a god level taming skill and a grimoire that allows me to store my familiars and shows all theirs evolution paths.”

“Wow, you sure know how to wish big.” was all the woman could say as she nodded. “Well, off you go and good luck.”

Azure vision began to fade to blackness and he knew no more until he heard voices.

“Look Honey! Someone left an infant on our front porch!”