A flashing red and blue police car was speeding towards the Smiths' home, and Sergeant Tom, who was sitting in the police car, looked nervous and complained to the nun in the back of the police car, "Sister Anna, I really don't understand why you are being played around by a mentally ill person?"

Sergeant Tom tossed the wanted list in the passenger seat to Sister Anna behind her, explaining, "This guy who calls himself Nietzsche is not a priest sent by the Holy See at all, but a madman who claims to be able to exorcise demons, and he has been held in the dangerous intensive care unit of a psychiatric hospital after this incident, and he was found to have escaped from the confinement cell when the nurse was on rounds this morning."

"I'm sorry."

The young nun grabbed the cross on her chest and said weakly, "We didn't believe it at first, but after he whispered something to Father Anglo, the priest instantly believed it. ”

Sheriff Tom was a little incredulous, "Huh? What did he say? ”

Sister Anna hesitated, "He said I know what you did to those little boys, this is my bank account, and you know what to do."

Sergeant Tom took a deep breath, reorganized his words, and said, "So this madman swaggered and snatched the ashes of the priests who were enshrined in the church in order to exorcise them?" ”

"More than that."

Sister Anna added, "And the Glock pistol in the priest's desk drawer. ”

"What are you talking about? Glock? ”

Officer Tom almost missed the accelerator, he looked at the serious nun in amazement, and asked suspiciously, "Wait, what kind of devil do you need to use Glock?"

"I've heard it's Nigger that needs to be dealt with."

“…… FUCK。 ”

Sheriff Tom wanted to curse after hearing this, and arrived at the door of Smith's house with one foot on the accelerator.

Before he could even turn off the engine and stop the car, he heard a terrible wail from the room.

"Ah!!!h

The sheriff didn't care about anything else, and kicked open the door directly.

"Police, open the door!"

The downstairs living room was empty, and Sheriff Tom rushed up to hear the movement on the second floor. At this moment, Mrs. Smith was standing nervously at the door, and when she saw the town's sheriff breaking into her house, she hurriedly blocked the other party.

"You can't go in, sir."

Mrs. Smith stopped Sheriff Tom and said in a panic, "Please, the priest is expelling the devil from my son's body, and no one can disturb the exorcism."

"The devil? Don't talk this nonsense to fool me, it's not the Middle Ages, and the one inside is a psycho disguised as an exorcist priest. ”

Taking advantage of Mrs. Smith's stunned moment, the hot-tempered Sheriff Tom kicked open the door and shouted scoldingly, "Police, don't move!"

However, the scene inside made Sheriff Tom directly stunned in place.

The little boy was suspended in mid-air, his jaw was eeriely ninety degrees, his mouth was completely torn, and a white arm stained with mucus popped out from deep in his throat, swinging irregularly like a snail's tentacles, and the whole scene was eerie and eerie.

Several disembodied blue ghost heads poked out of the boy's body, wailing in pain, before disappearing into it.

The little boy made a hoarse voice that did not belong to his age.

"Get...... Get out of his body......"

Then another voice rang out.

"You should get out of here, Priest."

"What the hell is this? No, what the hell are you doing? ”

Sergeant Tom hurriedly raised his gun and aimed it at Nietzsche in front of him, and after a moment of hesitation, he pointed the gun at the terrifying scene in front of him.

The scene in front of him was beyond comprehension, but his gun hand was trembling.

"You're blind, I'm exorcizing."

"Exorcism, exorcism? Is there really a devil? ”

Sheriff Tom was speechless with fright, the last time he saw such a horrific scene was in a Cthulhu movie.

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Nietzsche glanced at him and said, "Or else? Could it be that the little boy summoned the demon to banish the priest who had entered his body? ”

Sergeant Tom was stunned for a moment, "Don't say it, I really have such a feeling."

"No, Father, I, what about my son?"

Looking at the creepy infiltrating arm sticking out of his son's mouth, Mr. Smith asked weakly, "I, what are we going to do?"

Nietzsche put his hands together and said, "The next thing is to pray to God with all your might."

"Pray?"

Sheriff Tom asked rhetorically, "Why have I prayed to God so many times and never received an answer?" ”

"That's because you're praying in the wrong way. If you ask God for help, God may not take care of you, but if you call that old thing, see if he can hear the believer's prayers. ”

Nietzsche took out a wooden box from his backpack and filled it with a thick wad of indulgences

Sheriff Tom asked, "What?" , where did you get so many indulgences? ”

"I did it myself, and I forced the church priest to draw a pledge as a guarantee, anyway, if something happened, the first thing God looked for was the priest, not me."

Nietzsche lit all the indulgences in the wooden box, then knelt on the ground and prayed sincerely, "O merciful Lord, please heed the call of the rich believers and see that I have so many indulgences." fuck answer the phone"

　　Looking at the scene in front of him, Nietzsche stood up, folded his hands, and said excitedly, "Hallelujah! ”

　　The thunder fell in the courtyard of Smith's house, and the originally calm sky was full of dark clouds, lightning like snakes, and thunder boiled.

A blast of thunder fell from the sky, directly split the roof of Smith's house, and smashed straight on the child's body, the little boy's eyes instantly turned white by the lightning, let out a sharp and terrible scream, the arms that stretched out of his mouth also disappeared in the lightning, and the souls of the priests who tried to control the little boy also let out a bitter wail in the thunder and lightning, and they disappeared with the thunder and lightning.

The little boy suspended in mid-air landed on the bed, and the bedroom was in a mess, and everyone looked dull, apparently not able to recover from the miracle apparition just now.

Nietzsche lifted up the little boy with a pale face, and there was even a lightning scar on his forehead. Nietzsche shoved the little boy to the worried couple in front of him and said, "I have good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?" ”

Mr. and Mrs. Smith looked at each other, and then Mr. Smith cautiously asked, "Okay, good news?" ”

"The good news is that the demon has been expelled from your son's body, and he has the same Harry Potter lightning standard on his forehead."

　　"Really?"

Mr. Smith breathed a sigh of relief, and said excitedly, "Thank you, Father Nietzsche. Please forgive me for being rude to you before. ”

"So what's the bad news?"

"The bad news is that Harry Potter is an orphan."

The smiles on the faces of the Smiths instantly froze and they looked at each other.

"But don't be nervous, that's the setting of the novel, after all."

And Nietzsche said with relief, "What if your son doesn't go to Hogwarts in the future, but becomes Batman?" ”

The faces of the Smiths, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, were gloomy again.

Does it make a difference!

The little boy also slowly opened his eyes at this moment, his weak eyes looked around, and whispered, "What's going on, father, why do I feel a little pain in my butt?" ”

"It's normal to hurt, kid."

Nietzsche comforted, "You were possessed by the devil before. ”

"So the devil hurt me?"

"No, that's the priests."

Click.

"You have been arrested, Nietzsche, put your hands high and follow me back to the police station for investigation."

Sheriff Tom, who was watched the entire exorcism scene, reacted and prepared to arrest the impostor priest in front of him. However, at this moment, the overhead lamp flickered again and again, and the bedroom door slammed shut. The cross on the wall turned into an inverted cross again.

The crucifix at the head of the bed cracked, and blood continued to flow from it.

"What's going on?"

Mr. Smith, who didn't know what was happening, grabbed Nietzsche's arm and asked, "Didn't you say that the devil was expelled from my son's body?" ”

It was banished, but it seems that the demon is reluctant to leave, and instead chooses to possess one of us at random. However, at present, his strength is so weak that it is not as good as before, and he can only make small moves to make us suspicious of each other and kill each other. ”

"I'm going to use holy water to make him manifest."

Everyone who heard this looked at each other, and they couldn't help but pull away and keep a certain distance.

Nietzsche looked at the bathroom in the bedroom and ordered, "Mr. Smith, do me a favor and bring in the two barrels of concentrated sulfuric acid at the door." ”

"Wait, concentrated sulfuric acid?"

Sheriff Tom was dumbfounded, no, this thing can still be used as holy water?

Nietzsche, however, said solemnly, "Believe me, I used it in the past when I was a church priest to gather the local people and tell them that I would baptize whoever did not want to believe in God." Thanks to this trick, the conversion rate in all areas where I have served as a priest is much higher than in other places. ”

“…… Holy shit. Motherfucker! You're a priest from the church of hell. ”

Sheriff Tom couldn't help but complain and asked, "No, how the hell is this thing going to exorcise demons?" ”

"It's simple."

Nietzsche explained, "The one who lies inside and makes a scream is a demon."

"If they don't scream, they're humans?"

"If you can't scream , it's a trained demon."

“……”

At this moment, Sheriff Tom reacted to why he was listening to the nonsense of this madman. Raising the muzzle of the gun and pointing at Nietzsche in front of him, he asked vigilantly, "No, why do I feel that your behavior is more suspicious?" If you're a demon, this behavior makes perfect sense. ”

　　"Ugh."

Nietzsche suddenly pulled out his Glock pistol and pulled the trigger on Mr. Smith's thigh.

"Ah!!h

　　A sudden gunshot rang out, and the other party let out a scream like killing a pig and fell to his knees.

Seeing this, Sergeant Tom hurriedly scolded the madman in front of him and told him to quickly put the gun down.

But Nietzsche just said calmly, "Don't pretend, I said before that demons will not be harmed in any way." All physical injuries will be quickly restored, even if the organ has been removed. ”

Smith, who was still wailing, suddenly stopped speaking, and he raised his head, his eyes had changed to a pitch-black hue unique to demons. said in a cold tone, "Actually, you have already seen through it, and the stories I made up before were all to distract me, right?" ”

"No, you guessed it wrong. If you can't find it, you will shoot everyone present, and the demon will definitely possess the five people present anyway. ”

Nietzsche explained in the amazed eyes of the crowd, "Then I killed people and told the Holy See that I had solved the five demons." ”

Hey, who's the devil?

Seeing that the possessed demon suddenly fell silent, Nietzsche raised his pistol and asked, "Why are you suddenly silent?" ”

"Nothing."

The demon who controlled Mr. Smith said with emotion, "We demons in Hell think that you righteous people in Heaven are too vicious.