God:"Historician Luften Morket,you have been killed by cancer"
Luften:"Yes at the age of 36.Are you god ?"
God:"Yes I am god"
Luften:"So which religion's god are you ?"
God:"Every one of them, you have more questions right ?"
Luften:"Yes,there are historical mysteries and most of them exist in the human golden age so can you tell me about it ?"
God:"Okay,have seat"
Luften:"Seat ?"
God:"Just think about a chair and sit down"
Luften:"Amazing so lets start ?"
God:"Of course"
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Emperor of Russiania,Frivian Romania was having his meal,his favorite maids fed him with food and wine, all of them were checked by the food tester but his president Moler interrupted his meal with news from the other Holy Empire Gernin.There were only two empires on the continent because of that every new information about the other empire didn’t go unnoticed.
Frivian:"I am eating,what do you what Moler"
His maids still fed him with grapes.he looked like,he didn’t care about what Moler was going to say.
Moler:"Regent Protector of Gernin changed her title to Empress"
One of Frivian's maids spilled some wine on him.
Maid:"I-I"
Frivian was angry and held her hair,she started crying.
Frivian:"Do you know how much this dress is ?"
Maid:"I a-am sorry Emperor"
Frivian:"Okay I am not a cruel man"
Maid:"T-Thank you Emperor"
She was so happy that her life was spared and she kisses Frivian's hand as a gesture of respect but Emperor had other plans for her.
Frivian:"Send her to the dungeon"
Guards held her and started dragging her out of the dining room
Maid:"I beg for mercy please,Emperor Frivian"
Frivian bursted into laughter he stood up from his chair and held maid's chin with a smile on his handsome face.
Frivian:"Okay send her to the dungeon along with her family so she won't feel lonely there"
And they dragged the maid out of the room the other maids started to clean emperor's clothes.
Moler:"Emperor-"
Frivian:"Shut your god damn mouth for a second can't you see they are cleaning it ?"
Frivian was going for his seat but then he stepped on his long cape and fell,he hit the table and his whole outfit was drenched in wine and food and his golden knife flew off and cut his throat.
Moler:"GET DOCTORS NOW"
Frivian was lying on the ground with his throat cut no one knew the difference between wine and his blood.everyone In that room thought the emperor was going to die but court doctor rinel was in the building and he rushed to the dining room and he saw Emperor Frivian lying on the ground
Rinel:Shit,there are too much blood I cannot save him but I will try.
The imperial guards arrived with swords,they thought a potential c'oup was happening.chief of the imperial guards zaeg was not a pro-frivian instead he supported his big brother barnt but this fact didn’t effect him that much because he served the people not himself.
Zaeg:"Explain what happened here President Moler"
Zaeg knew about Moler's actions because of that he suspected moler,to moler if the emperor died here he could try to make a power grab as the president but with Zaeg being present he can try to do the same thing with barnt.
The room was filled with tension Rinel tried to see the cut but the wine was blocking his way and president moler and chief zaeg were thinking about a c'oup but then.
Rinel:"Emperor okay,it is just a scratch his head will hurt for five days or so but then he will be fine"
Zaeg:"He is not waking up"
Rinel:"Just get me something that smells bad and this will wake him up"
They handed him a rotten fish that woke the emperor up.
Frivian:"Get that disgusting fish off my face"
He stood up with the help of Rinel
Frivian:"My fucking clothes are covered in food and wine I am going to take a shower"
Rinel:"Your wound-"
Frivian:"Huh ? Don’t fucking start rinel that wound is nothing compared to my real wound"
He almost left the dining room but he had one more thing to say.
Frivian:"Moler about her new title quote my words"
Moler:Oh,nice nothing bad will happen,I got worried for nothing
Frivian:"It is disgusting to see a mere peasant become an empress,I suggest putting a noble on the throne"
Moler:"YOUR MAJESTY THEY ARE OUR ALLIES"
Frivian:"Allies ? What are you talking about moler"
Moler:"Without the empress's support,you would have been killed"
Frivian:"Yes that is true but I never said something about an alliance"
Moler:"I strongly advise against this-"
Zaeg pulled his sword,he didn’t like Frivian but he hated the empress because he fought with the Empress personally.
Zaeg:"You dare to defy the order ?"
Moler:"No I will do it"
Frivian:"You better do it moler I have heard rumors about you and I do not like those rumors you get it ?"
Moler:"Yes you majesty"
Moler bowed down and left the room.
Moler:Shit shit shit,how do I say this to the empress,she will have my head if I don’t say it correctly but I can make that insult softer I hope that works out for me.
Frivian's bath was ready and his maids started washing him after that he enjoyed good bath alone but maids were talking like always and bathroom was an easy place to hear voices.
Maid:"Isnt majesty really handsome ?"
Maid:"Yeah,yellow hair and green eyes are really my thing"
Maid:"Have you seen his wound ?"
Maid:"Yeah it looks horrible on his muscles"
Maid:"Yes it does but it makes him cooler right ?"
Maid:"True Chief Zaeg has a wound on his face too I heard he got it from the empress of gernin"
Maid:"I heard his left eye cant see because of that I wonder how the empress looks like"
Maid:"One of the ambassadors from gernin were talking about the empress I heard she was a beatiful woman with long black hair and blue eyes"
Maid:"Blue eyes and black hair ? I am jealous but I heard she is mad too"
Maid:"Yeah they talked about that too everyone has a negative thing like our Incompetent emperor"
Maid:"Shh"
Maid:"Why we are really quiet he can't hear us"
Maid:"Yeah but remember the maid who dropped wine on the emperor she got raped and killed in the dungeon along with her family because of that I don’t want to risk it"
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Maid:"I see you are right"
Frivian:"I am going out get me my towels"
Maid"Okay your majesty"
Frivian:I can hear your damn noises,it is ruining my bath.
After one month President moler reached the gernin capital berlinia
Moler:"And That’s what our emperor said Empress Beatrix"
Beatrix looked outside with her arm on her chin she looked like she was bored and so she opened her inner council.
Administrator Beatrix:"What do you think ?"
Diplomat Beatrix:"Fucking idiot…What was he thinking"
Bishop Beatrix:I can see he is not a religious man.
Administrator Beatrix:"Can we declare war ?"
Diplomat Beatrix:"You favor war ?"
Administrator Beatrix:"Yes because my lower council member suggests it"
General Beatrix:"Call her"
Trader Beatrix:"I suggest a war because we can afford it and their corruption rate is off the charts because of the Incompetent Emperor their whole empire is rotten"
Diplomat Beatrix:"My lower council leader has an opinion too I am calling her"
Noble Beatrix:"Succession wise we have a claim to their throne and so do they I suggest we marry"
Administrator Beatrix:"You suggest an union ?"
Noble Beatrix:"I am sure an union wont get enough votes here but I wanted to point out an option"
General Beatrix:"I can do an assasination what about their succession ?"
Noble Beatrix:"His big brother barnt will get the crown if he dies though his biggest supporter chief of the imperial guards zaeg won't be a puppet"
Diplomat Beatrix:"You fought with him right ?"
General Beatrix:"Ugh yeah let's stop talking about this"
Bishop Beatrix:"Why is that ?"
General Beatrix:"My lower council is out of control"
Administrator Beatrix:"Hero again ?"
General Beatrix:"Hero and Psyhco"
Bishop Beatrix:"I will deannounce Psycho that will give you some stability"
General Beatrix:"Thank you now about chief zaeg I can kill him in the middle of the battle"
Diplomat Beatrix:"I have an idea lets declare war and force the emperor to take command in the field his chief zaeg will be there too we can kill both of them at the same time"
Administrator Beatrix:"Let's vote I say yes with my majority in my lower council"
General Beatrix:"I say yes with my near majority in my lower council"
Diplomat Beatrix:"I say yes without my majority in my lower council"
Bishop Beatrix:"Yes I say no with full majority in my lower council"
Administrator Beatrix:"Yes votes are one from me,one from general,half from diplomat.No votes are one and half from bishop"
Diplomat Beatrix:"Artist you need to break the tie"
Artist Beatrix:"I am busy drawing art but I feel like drawing war art so yes with majority"
Administrator Beatrix:"I see what should we do with the puppet ?"
General Beatrix:"I will use an action point"
Diplomat Beatrix:"Why is that ?"
General Beatrix:"Because Psycho gained a temp majority"
Psycho Beatrix:"Hello hello grand council,high council is really boring and that hero is annoying"
Bishop Beatrix:"I don’t like you"
Psycho Beatrix:"Well I don’t like that bullshit religion of yours as well but this is life"
Administrator Beatrix:"So what is your action ?"
Psycho Beatrix:"Behead almost all of them and leave one to bring the heads to their Emperor"
Artist Beatrix:"Cool,I can draw death early now"
Psycho Beatrix:"No problem"
Administrator Beatrix:"Can you call Doctor,Bishop ?"
Bishop Beatrix:"Yes"
Doctor Beatrix:"What is it ?"
Administrator Beatrix:"Can our body handle the war ?"
Doctor Beatrix:"Our stomach isnt doing well because of Chef"
Chef Beatrix:"HEY I MAKE AND EAT WHAT MY LOWER COUNCIL SAYS"
Artist Beatrix:"Go back to my lower council chef"
Chef Beatrix:"Sorry what do you want me to make ?"
Doctor Beatrix:"Low sugar meals"
Chef Beatrix:"Fine I got it"
Doctor Beatrix:"I shall take my leave"
Administrator Beatrix:"Now I am giving control to you"
Psycho Beatrix:"Thanks"
Noble:"Empress is talking to herself again I wonder what is she going to do"
Moler:"Your majesty ?"
Beatrix:"I have decided to do nothing"
She stood up from her throne and walked to moler with a smile on her face.
Moler:"That’s great I will repor-"
She swung her sword so fast that nobody saw the sword she was using.Moler's blood was all over the place expect for Empress herself after that every companion of moler was killed expect for one and a random guard was killed during the slaughter because of that psycho beatrix was demoted two councils ending up in the middle council.
After two weeks the heads arrived in the throne room of Frivian
Frivian:"SHE DARES TO KILL MY PRESIDENT AND HUMILATE ME AND SHE DECLARES WAR AT THE SAME TIME I WILL MAKE HER DEATH SO BAD THAT SHE WILL LICK MY SHOES UNTIL THERE ISN'T ONE TO LICK"
Another report arrived
Reporter "Sir Their forces reached warsawiz[Warsaw] and their commander is the Empress herself"
[Side note:The map is the map of europe in cold war without east germany in it.Warsaw pact = Empire Of Russiania Capital Saint Kalsburgs(Saint Petersburg) Nato = Empire Of Gernin Capital:Berlinia (Berlin) and another note as for turkey only thrace is in the map they are not in any empires because their religion is different and live in tribes and greenland and iceland is in the map too.]
Frivian was more outraged than ever,he broke his throne with anger.
"I WILL FUCKING COMMAND MY ARMY AND DEFEAT HER"
His advisors were against this move and because of this stupid move his advisors turned to barnt a few days later.
Advisor:"Sir Barnt you should take the throne"
Barnt:"No I will not,I am not a cowardly man,I think my little brother is an Incompetent emperor but this move is something that I can agree with and I will fight along with him"
Russiania army started building defenses on the outskirts of Minskin[Minsk] and both armies met and Gernin army started building defenses too.Beatrix was gave speeches that buffed morale,in her inner council.
General Beatrix:"Now this is tiring thought nice lines writer"
Writer Beatrix:"Call me again if you want me to write speeches"
Administrator Beatrix:"If you are tired I can take the command"
General Beatrix:"Okay don’t get into any fights"
She started looking at the enemy with her binoculars.In the Russiania camp,Frivian was trying to boost the morale but it was failing.
Frivian:Fucking idiots,mere words will be your death I can't use the fact she is a mere peasant because all of my soldiers are peasants.
Frivian:"Fucking hell give me a binocular I will scout it out myself"
Barnt:"Brother take some soldiers with you"
Frivian:"Now you are worrying over me.I am the god damn emperor of the biggest empire and you are my simple big brother got it and my horse is the fastest so I can escape if something happens I leave the command to zaeg"
He took off with his horse and reached the highest cliff and he used his binoculars to scout
Frivian:Is that the gernin camp ? if we attack from here I am sure we would win.
Beatrix:That cliff looks dangerous if we get attacked from there I am sure we would lose.
Frivian:Is that the Empress of Gernin ?
Beatrix:A scout is looking at us wait that’s-
Their eyes met and Beatrix felt a sharp pain on her heart and she fell off the horse.The first one to notice this was the chief general herk
Herk:Empress fell off her I hope she didn’t get hurt.
Herk:"Empress are you alright ?"
In her inner council
General Beatrix:"FUCK ADMINISTRATOR IS DEAD I AM TAKING COMMAND"
Bishop Beatrix:"Lower councils is in chaos they started to vote for radicals"
Artist Beatrix:"The First Government Has Fallen"
Everyone of them were killed in their chairs.Doctor Beatrix arrived too late
Doctor Beatrix:"The cause is not medical I can confirm-"
She saw their bodies being carried out by another leader
Doctor Beatrix:"W-What is going on here"
All New Leader Beatrixes:"We are the new government"
Artist-> War Painter Beatrix:"Nice nice I can paint this easily"
Bishop-> Cultist Beatrix:"Shall I Burn their pitiful souls ?"
General->Psycho Beatrix:"Just leave them to dry"
General->Villian Beatrix:"Your opinion does not matter you merely won because you cheated"
General->Psycho Beatrix:"Said the one who cheated and we are tied"
Administrator->Embezzler Beatrix:"Hey stop fighting we might still die"
Diplomat->Liar Beatrix:"Oh my we are really you had to see this Doctor Beatrix we are the new grand council and we need you to fix our body can you do that ?"
Doctor Beatrix:"I-I can try but we have a chance of dying like them"
Diplomat Beatrix:"Sure I am sure no one will get mad at you if you fail I mean we are all going to die like them so let's all hope the best"
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Luften:"HOLY SHIT I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS"
God:"I know you do and I have a surprise"
Administrator Beatrix:"Where am I"
God:"You are dead want to listen to history ?"
Administrator Beatrix:"Okay"
Luften:"O-ooooooooo its really her can I shake your hand"
Administrator Beatrix:"Who is this ?"
God:"A Historician from the future he has some questions can you answer them ?"
Administrator Beatrix:"Sure"
Luften:"First question why did they die ?"
Administrator Beatrix:"I don’t think they are dead right ?"
God:"Yes only Administrator Beatrix is dead"
Luften:"What happened to them ?"
Administrator Beatrix:"The first question should be what happened to me everyone in my councils almost died expect the banned ones"
Luften:"What are the councils and what are the banned ones"
Administrator Beatrix:"Each member has their own council I have a high council and every high council member has a middle council,every middle member has a low council,every low council member has a very low council and very low council members are just unwanted or unnecessary persons get that ?"
Luften:"Yes"
Administrator Beatrix:"And there are banned ones every grand council member has a banned council they are just bad personalities"
Luften:"But Psycho beatrix was in the high council"
Administrator Beatrix:"Yes that is because we couldn’t ban her she was one of the original ones"
Luften:"Original ones ?"
Administrator Beatrix:"I am dead so I will speak about it original ones are basically originals the real ones we are real but we added later on,there are more than ten thousand of us it is just confusing so short version they are the real ones"
Luften:"Wait why did this all happen ?"
Administrator Beatrix:"Because the original traits were useless and dangerous for us but there was only one good in there and that was the genius beatrix she did everything we are all pieces of her"
God:"In their age they don’t have things called IQ but If you calculate her IQ it would be around 250"
Luften:"W-WHAT AMAZING"
God:"I might have made a mistake there but no one cares so"
Administrator Beatrix:"I see you are the reason I was born and I was killed my death was painful but I cant explain it why I died"
God"HAHAHA That’s the thing humans are sure good creatures I will tell you the reason"
Administrator Beatrix:"Thank you"
God:"A Simple Beatrix that you don’t have"
Luften:"What is it ?"
God:"Lover Beatrix"
Administrator Beatrix:"We have that in every one of us"
God:"Yes but you never use it expect for the those whole love their jobs those took little damage but you don’t need love and that’s why your part took the most damage and you got killed because of it"
Luften:"I see but why did she feel that ?"
God:"Oh that’s some cliché she had the love at first sight thingy"
Luften:"WHAT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH THE EMPEROR FRIVIAN ?"
God:"That’s what I love about history you discover the big things but you miss the massive things"
Luften:"I am shocked but I still have my questions"
Administrator Beatrix:"Go ahead"
Luften:"What happened to the other leaders ?"
Administrator Beatrix:"They lost support and took damage they must be in the very low council at the moment they can regain control but banned ones will just block them"
Luften:"I see and tell me why the original ones arent the leaders ?"
Administrator Beatrix:"Simple not all of them deserve to be a leader like you I am sure you have a Historician of yourself and it is working right now the difference between you and us we know about it and you don’t you might have a lets say lazy personality from the day you were born that’s an original one but that is not a leader one got it ?"
Luften:"I see and I got why they call you the Administrator Beatrix thank you for the help"
Administrator Beatrix:"No Problem so what will happen to me ?"
God:"Just sit and watch you are not a soul you are part of a soul"
Administrator Beatrix:"So I will wait until she dies ?"
God:"Yes"
Administrator Beatrix:"Fine by me"
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Meanwhile in Helsink(Helsinki,Finland) and venicia(Venice,Italy) oslon was invaded by the demon kind and venicia was invaded by the elf kind but nobody knew about it and so The War Of Wines went on.