"Hey man, can you just wake up already?"

A voice, faint at first, then louder.

Gasp... My chest its heavy..

A man stands before me. He's tall, wearing a white mask? No.. If it is a mask why is his teeth showing.

"Ah! Your finally awake" The man says, his voice filled with joy

A dream? is this another dream?

I look around trying to understand my surroundings.

I notice another man the same as him. Sitting on what seems to be a pile of skulls

The man Infront of me looks back and forth. "Hehe, Are you intimidated by my boss!"

"Your.. Boss?"

"Yeah, don't u see the throne he's sitting on?"

A throne? I look back at the skulls he's sitting on.. I just now realized it is a throne.

"Now that your awake I shall inform you about your reincarnation!"

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"Reincarnation?"

"Yeah! Didn't you hear the cool voice earlier? That was me!"

"You mean the voice I heard when I was dying?"

"BINGO! Hey boss this human is smart"

ahem

The person sitting on the throne stands up, his cool and intimidating aura fills the room. making everything feel heavy

"Uhm" ahem "Shit" He start's digging up the pile of skull.

"Here it is!" He raises a scroll triumphantly and opens it with a dramatic flair. Only to tear it apart

"Shit.. Well anyway"

He quickly puts the toured up scroll together and reads.

"As per regulation, you have been selected for reincarnated. You may do whatever you wish in the new world."

ahem "And now. I cant send you there empty-handed. Hmm" He looks back at the pile of skulls, and then starts rummaging through it once more.

"Here it is!" He raises his hand gracefully. Only to reveal.. A tiny, unimpressive toothpick "My beautiful weapon! C13314!"

"Hey isn't that just a toothpick? and why is it shorter than normal?"

He laughs "Ha! Short? This is average... Actually Its VERY LONG!!"

"Anyway, here" he tosses the toothpick towards me

I catch it, then look down at the tiny thing in my hand "This really is short..."

"Hmm... " He shrugs, clearly unbothered. I've said everything you needed to hear so I guess."

Before I can respond a portal opens beneath me, the ground vanishes

I start falling, the wind whipping past me.

"Oh wait, I forgot to tell you about the sy—"

What?! He forgot to tell me what?

My heart races. "Wait, hey! How the hell am I gonna survive this fall?"

BOOM

I slam into something soft— wait, soft?

I touch my face, then my body. I survived! and I'm actually alive again!

I guess, this isn't a dream

As my body lies tangled inside a bush, I ponder.

I've been given a second chance... I should make it count, right? I'll make sure... make sure that... actually, I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

I guess I just want to relax now. Yeah, that's it. I want to relax.