He regretted making fun of the fat people who would always jump on pools and land with their belly, since he fell on this new planet exactly the same way, thankfully there were no human species around to film him and make him a meme.

With much struggle he got up and all these blue screens appeared in front of him, he was unable to touch them since it seemed like they were holograms.

-Welcome to Evangard Tutorial

** Stats **

Name: Eric Alexander

Aligned Star : Star of Corruption ( Highest Grade/ Unique )

STRENGTH: 10 STAMINA 10 INTELLECT: 29

Active skills: Seed of Corruption ( Legendary )

Hand of Domination ( Epic )

Passive Skills : Speech, Manipulation, Literacy, Administration

Title: King of Delusion

Granted to a user who holds himself in a much higher regard than he is worth.

When equipped, this title increases the user’s prestige and aura.

+5% Chance of beings submitting to you.

+ 13% Strength

+ 20% Accuracy

** You are currently residing in the never ending plains **

Everywhere in front of him were fields covered by enormous trees.

“ Plains my ass, if plains look like this then imagine how a forest would look like here.

And whats with this stupid ass title? “

He looked at the sky and screamed:

“ I AM NOT DELUSIONAL YOU WILL SEE. I AM GONNA GROW MY TERRITORY AND A LARGE ARMY AND CONQUER THE ENT… “

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Realisation suddenly kicked in, territory? He had no territory, he had spawned alone in a forest like field with no food to eat or any clue on what to do.

“ But my star is of the highest grade, it makes no sense .. IT ABSOLUTELY MAKES NO SENSE”

He opened his stats window again and started checking on his skills once more in detail.

- Open skill info, Seed of Corruption

** As a vassal of the Star of Corruption, you unlock skills every 10 level milestone until fully inheriting the entirety of the star power.

‘ Seed of Corruption ‘

** The user is able of producing a seed imbued with the power of corruption. Upon fed to a being the power of corruption is forcefully absorbed and evolves the said being into a corrupted version of its former self, entirely loyal to the user **

Cooldown : 24 hours

Using Restrictions: None

“ Fucking hell this is better than even having a territory of my own. With this I can make underlings of any powerful people and all they own will be mine, so imagine I feed this to the prime minister wouldnt it mean I would dominate the country.. wait not just the country but the world “

He suddenly halted upon catching himself laughing maniacally.

“ What world, the world is fucked. There is no world in 2 years this will be my world. I should expand my forces in here alone “

- Open skill info: Hand of Domination

** Using the pure power of corruption, the user can materialise a corruption aura hand that he can use to attack and defend.

The shape varies on the user’s imagination.

“ Thats cool as well.. HAND OF DOMINATION “

He suddenly screamed like those characters in anime that call their moves but fuck all happened. A chilly silence fell that gave him second hand embarrassment, and he never usually felt embarrassed like ever.

“ Stupid Eric, I need to think it happening not speak it into existence. Its not like I am a god”

He closed his eyes and thought of an oozing black giant arm forming right in front of his chest, and suddenly a shadow smoke came out of it and took the shape of a huge arm at least four times his size.

“ Hmm maybe I need to give it some nails so I could scratch my haters “ he uttered to himself while caressing his beard.

Upon thinking it, nails the size of a ruler grew, they looked sharp and after imagining it hitting a tree, the shadow arm extended a few more meters and flew towards a nearby tree as if it was being pulled by a large magnet.

** BOOM **

It had pierced right through the tall tree which eventually broke and fell to the ground, large birds he did not even know existed flew away in fear, and the already delusional Eric started to feel immortal!

“ HAHAHAH TAKE THAT YOU STUPID ASS TREE, Eric is here and I shall have no equals “

As he was basking in his own false glory, a mini-map showing countless of red dots appeared in front of him, and the lifeless voice of the system continued to yell DANGER “

A dozen of green coloured creatures about 1 meter tall climbed over the fallen tree and surrounded him. It seemed the commotion had attracted monsters, yet surprisingly he remained calm and did not panic !

Was it his usual delusion,or the feeling of power. Eric did not know why he did not feel scared but his instincts told him he could fight them! This was the human brain after all, indeed it feared the unknown but it valued Sizes, since he could break a 20 Feet tall tree, what were a bunch of 1 meter goblin like creatures gonna do to him?

It appeared that size does matter, unfortunately!