"Cool, so the naming. Tell me everything," I then ask Zabuza,

As I try to make a connection from the name.

As Satu is meant one.

And the clan leader is named Satu.

"Well, I know that once you become the clan Leader, your name will changed into Satu. That's the ritual. But what's fucked up is that, they eat the previous clan leader body. The whole clan of em, as if the body is a cow or something."

That actually scared me.

"So they are cannibal?" I then ask,

I then feel offended when I notice that Ami actually inching further away from me.

Wow Ami, I can see your loyalty is wavering.

Maybe I need to renew it or something.

Then Ami eyes glowed red and her face went lifeless once again.

Causing me to groan, "Shit,"

"What the hell did you do to her?" He then ask, as he look guarded against me.

"Well, I will tell you if I know alright? I don't' even know what I just did!" I then grumbled. Not that I will tell him anyway. But this is new. So I can 'renew' her loyalty by thinking about it huh?

And apparently they can expired as well.

That's dangerous.

What if I were back to the other world, and she's awake or the spell I create for her is gone and she will try to kill me as I did make her to kill her husband.

If she remember,

But the head of her husband is on me, so-

"Yea, Oh well." I then mumble,

Zabuza then look at me curiously.

"Did you really just awaken your Bloodline?" Zabuza then ask,

I shrug.

"Well, you can say it is.." I then mumble to myself. Trying to wreck Lima brain to see if she has been using her bloodline or not.

It seems that Lima was not,

She didn't even know what's her name stand for.

A number,

Oh. And her life is so pathetic. Remind me of myself to be honest,

And it seems that Lima have a boyfriend, who's clearly cheat on her. Yet she don't want to believe it and just keep drinking until she forget about it. Then keep meeting her boyfriend as if nothing was happening.

I swear, I will kick that boy in his shin.

"Wait, So how's Mata clan now? If they are station in Kiri-"

I then ask as I remember that Kiri is killing the bloodline user!

"Well, either they are dead, or survived. Not sure," Zabuza then shrug.

"Oh, ok. Thanks,"

"No problem,"

Then we all have a quiet time as we enjoy the breeze of the wind.

"Ano, is Ami-san ok?" Haku then ask.

Zabuza and I then look at the emotionless Ami.

"Yeah,"

"Yeah, she look normal,"

"Totally. She's less annoying anyway."

"Hm, I don't know how to feel about that."

"It's a praise,"

"Oh ok. Thank you,"

. . .

I then look at the midget.

The Anime portrayed this world is really different. Like Gato face.

The anime shown that he is a midget, and weirdly handsome with his weird mustache.

And this one, is not even close.

He just look hideous.

Well, he is 'short' persay. Maybe because everyone in here is just goddamn tall.

"Do your eyes thing," Zabuza then whisper to me.

As Gato and I have a weird eyes contact.

Then I seriously look at Gato eyes and command him on what to do.

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Gato eyes then glowed red and then turned back to a normal eyes color. He then pull up paper from his desk and start signing things. Ignoring the present of us.

"Well, I think it's working?" I then ask.

And I forgot a really important things.

Zabuza and Haku death are critical for Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke growth.

Sasuke gain his Sharingan, Sakura will learn how to be serious to her job as a Shinobi (?), And Naruto will be known as the Hero like what he always want to be!

Shit.

What to do here,

I really want to make Zabuza and Haku forget about Ami and I existent. And just let them die for the canon to be happening.

"Oh hell, why the hell not," I then grumbled.

I decided to fuck the Canon, and just let the butterfly affect fuck all of us.

It's not even my world to begin with anyway.

Zabuza then look at my way,

"You ok? Do you need blood of the innocent?" He then joke, causing me to look at him as if he was dumb.

"Sorry, back when I was at Kiri, That was a joke for the Mata clan. They're not only known to be cannibalistic, but act as if they're a vampire, Drinking blood or using blood as the price for some of the mission."

I then look at Zabuza weirdly.

I thought-

Well, Indonesian is a really have different culture in each region. So I will not judge.

"Well, I eat dogs, so. Get your Mata clan fact right," I then joke.

Causing Zabuza to choke and Haku look at me scandalous.

Then he look at me dead in my eyes, Huh he seems to warming up to me?, and say the word seriously.

"Are you for real?"

Zabuza then ask.

"Well, I mean." It was an accident. It was a clan gathering for my father clan, I didn't know what I was eating but it was delicious. Then years later I found out that it was actually a dog with his blood, black dog to be precise, causing me to feel betrayed for the first time on my life to my mother.

"Kinda?" I then answer.

Zabuza then look at me with a disappointing eyes.

"Hey! you kill people for a living! You can't judge me," I then say, as I am offended.

Zabuza then look at me and sneer.

"I did, and so do you. But I didn't go kill an innocent cute dog and eat it." His voice actually cold.

I didn't know Zabuza have a soft spot for dogs or animal.

Then Haku beside him nod his head,

And I can see Haku eyes actually looking like he's ready to cry.

"Oh hell, I was joking alright," Not. "Don't you go cry on me," I grumble at Haku. Somehow I feel guilty when he look at me with that teary eyes.

"Ha! He got you too!" Zabuza then said happily.

Then I look at Zabuza in his eyes. "Are you-" Then I took a deep breath and just smile at Zabuza. Then I bring my hand up on his way, and form it into the middle finger.

Zabuza answer was a shrug.

Then we have a quiet moment, and all we can hear is that Gato writing on his paper with an emotionless face.

. . .

In the end, Zabuza give me the money, Which he seal it with my money that I get from Ami husband, and give me the scroll. Then he also tell me on how to use the seal as well., And all I need is just a swipe of a blood and my chakra.

"Alright, It was nice to hang with you," I then said. Which Zabuza then nod and give me a pat. And Haku just nod at me and smile.

And for the first time he actually look to my eyes right.

"Well, goodbye I guess." I then said, as Ami and I walk toward the west.

Or what ever this direction is.

Then I notice something.

"Wait, which direction is Suna?" I then ask.

Zabuza then look at me as if I am an idiot.

"You are an idiot,"

Called it.

"So which one is it? 'You are an idiot' is not exactly an answer to my question, Which is just asking for a fucking direction!"

Zabuza then shake his head.

"Just go to Konoha, that's the closest. And in there you can see your teammate or something. They have the Chunnin Exam held at Konoha." I then nod at him,

"I got an item for my mission though!"

And Zabuza look at me as if I'm an idiot once more time.

"You are an-"

"Idiot, I know!"

"Well, good that you know. But the Kazekage will be there. So," He then explain,

I then let out an 'Oooo'.

In the end, Zabuza ending up make a clone for me to led me to Konoha.

I then hit my arm one more times,

"Fucking mosquito." I then grumbled, then I step on the bug that was crawling near Ami. "Fucking bugs."

Then Clone-Zabuza laugh at me.

"Enjoying Konoha are we?"

Which I answer with a deadpan.

"Which part of me looking like I am enjoying it?" I then ask.

"And why are we walking and not running?"

Zabuza then look at me as if I am idiot once more.

"Ami, she's pregnant. And a civilian. If you use your brain, you will know why."

Which I let out an 'Oooh' sound.

"Unless you want to carry her," Zabuza then said.

"Why don't you said so earlier?" I then scream out.

"Hold this," I then said to Ami to hold her husband head, Which she smile lovingly to the head and nod at me.

Then I grab her and decided to do the bride carry because she is pregnant. Don't want to kill the baby with the speed if it's a piggy back.

"Alright, Let's go!" I then scream to clone Zabuza as I position Ami on my hand to move comfortable way then jump to the nearest branch.

It's feels kind of weird, and heavy, but I actually manage to run through the branch right!

With Clone-Zabuza in front of me, I then follow him with his pace. Which is fucking fast, But I manage to follow with Ami on my hand.

Just hope Ami is not puking on me though,

But from the look of it, it seems that Ami will.

"Wait, Hold on! Ami gonna puke!" I then scream out,

Clone-Zabuza then slow down and then stop completely. "Hurry," He then said.

I nod, Jumping down to the ground, I then put Ami down.

Ami then wobbled and fell. But I caught her fast enough before she fall down.

"Careful there," I then said.

Ami then nod,

Surprisingly, I don't want to hypnotist her no more to be loyal to me. As I will give her money to live somewhere peacefully. With me probably sending money for her future 4 kids. As it is my fault for killing the real dad.

So I got to act as if I am the dad? I guess.

That's a logical reason.

Or at least the child support payment. As Ami is a single mother that will have 4 kids at once.

At least until she find a man that can pay for her, then I will stop paying.

Looking at Ami puking figure, I then sigh.

This will be a long ride for sure.

. . .

We arrived at Konoha after 3 and half hours of running though the branches and pukes.

Then Clone-Zabuza give me something, a paper.

Looking at it, It seems that it is indeed a paperwork.

"So, This is a paperwork for Ami?" I then look at the forged paperwork.

Clone-Zabuza then nod.

"All they need is just either your scroll of prove, or your Identification." Which causing me to deadpan.

Then Clone-Zabuza look at me, and groan.

"You are an Idiot." He then said, and poof as he figured it out that I forgot where was my identification at.

"Well gee, thanks." I mumble as I search though my pocket for my identification.

I don't remember the identification on the pouch of money.

As I search every inch of my body, I ignore any Shinobi that was running on the branch and look at me weirdly.

Ami just sit down on the shade of the tree and keep hugging her husband head.

Then I found it.

"Finally"

I then said as I look at the young version Lima on the picture.

"Uh, Alright then. Let's go Ami," I then said, Ami then nod.

Dusting her kimono, she then follow me toward the gate keeper.

"Suna?" The guy then ask.

I nod,

"Alright, and she is?"

"She's a civilian that I accidentally kill her husband for the mission." I then explain, They're ninja. So this must be normal right?

The two gatekeeper look at me dead in the eyes.

"Must be Suna things,"

"Fucking sand walker."

I then raise my eyebrow at that. "Fucking wood fucker," I then replied with a smile.

The two gate keeper, and the Ninja that behind us look at me like I am an idiot.

"So?" I then said,

The gate keeper then look at each other and shrug.

Giving the paper back they then nod at me.

"Welcome to Konoha, Same rule. No killing or maiming." One of the Gatekeeper then said, while the other one screaming "Next!".

. . .