I made a lot of money I was makin' quite a mess
But they all told me money wouldn't bring me happiness
"You gotta work like a man in a real man's life
You're gonna have to take all the trouble and strife"
You gotta get up in the morning take your heavy load
And you gotta keep goin' down the Long Black Road
- ELO, "Long Black Road"
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Harold was not prejudiced; he distrusted everybody equally. Even so, he liked working with aliens, for the most part. He'd done jobs with turians, salarians, and even an asari or two at one time or another. Therefore, being partnered with a quarian was considered just another day on the job for him, even if it was the first time he'd ever set eyes on one of the suited-up aliens.
This particular quarian was named Kal'Megan, or at least that was what he'd asked to be called. He was a lot older than the usual quarian, which meant he probably wasn't on his Pilgrimage. Harold knew just enough about quarian society to figure that meant that Kal'Megan had probably been exiled from his fleet.
Harold was just fine with not knowing more. In most of his previous jobs, biographies and proper names were not to be thrown around lightly. His own true name was not Harold, but it sounded close enough so that he would respond to 'Harold' automatically and easily. He had always been on the thin side, which made him feel some instant affinity for the similarly scrawny quarian. Even so, he wasn't about to let his guard down and treat the alien like a friend. They had a job to do, and that was all.
"What is this place?" asked Kal'Megan. The quarian looked a little like a study in overkill, since he was wearing disposable yellow overalls on top of his environmental suit. Harold was wearing them as well. Their employer had given them the packaged suits and said to use them if needed. And sure enough, they had been needed.
Harold looked around, then consulted the little hand-drawn paper map in his hand. "This is it. Our destination. This should be where the package is." The two of them had descended through multiple levels of subways and sewers to reach this little forgotten side tunnel beneath the streets of Prague. Harold was impressed with how easily Kal'Megan navigated the throngs of humans in the streets above without bumping into any of them, and was also impressed with how the alien managed to keep up during the descent.
He shone the flashlight around, looking for any obvious doors. Kal'Megan did the same, using a light projected from the helmet-crest of his suit. "Ah!" The quarian sounded pleased. "I think I found it."
'It' was a circular door, just barely visible against the tunnel wall. There was a lot of grime and muck built up over it. Whenever it was last opened was long, long time ago. Harold set down his bag of tools and examined the edges. "Looks like the handle is recessed...wanna give me a hand?"
Fortunately Harold's coveralls had integrated gloves, and thus the muck didn't get directly onto his hands. The two of them braced and tried to pull the door open. After a little bit of grunting effort on both their parts, Harold heard a protesting groan and the door creaked open slightly. The human almost expected a puff of foul air from the inside, but instead there was nothing. He looked at the widened crack and nodded.
"Good. Now we should be able to get the prybars in there." Their mysterious employer had given them a list of tools that they'd probably need, and prying tools was at the top of that list. Kal'Megan rummaged through his duffel bag and came up with two prybars. He handed one of them to Harold, and after a few repetitions of prying and resting they'd wrenched the door open just enough to squeeze themselves through. Harold now realized that one of the reasons they'd both been chosen was for their slender builds.
He regarded the dark opening with trepidation. This deep under the ground, there could be anything in there. But he'd be damned if he was going to show weakness in front of an alien. And so he made sure his next question sounded casual and carefree. "Shall we?" he asked Kal'Megan.
The quarian's silver eyes were just visible behind his visor, but Harold could tell he looked amused. "It's your planet, humie. You go first."
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The wrenched-open circular door led to a small cubical antechamber. The walls were lined with stainless steel. Two recessed bulbs in the ceiling flickered on as they entered, apparently triggered by their motion. This room was spotless, in stark contrast to the gunked-up tunnel outside. Kal'Megan looked around in obvious interest. "No dust," he commented. "So the air must be filtered. And they're getting power from somewhere." He regarded his coverall, now thoroughly coated with slime and nastiness from their descent. "I guess we can get rid of these for now."
Harold nodded and stripped off his own coveralls. The quarian followed suit, but managed to get a bit of muck onto one gloved hand during the removal. The alien regarded his three-fingered hand in mute disgust.
The human smiled. "No worries, mate. I brought along some towels, just in case." He had a small pouch at his side, and pulled out a small cloth square. He tossed it to the quarian. "You always have to know where your towel is," he added with a smile.
The quarian tilted his head as he cleaned off his hands. "I sense that's supposed to be a joke. Is it a human thing?"
"Sort of. It's from an old piece of human literature." Harold then considered the only other exit from the antechamber. This was a larger door which looked as if it led to a bank vault. It sported a large, circular wheel in the center. Beside it was...it couldn't be. "A keypad?" he said aloud. "Just how old is this place, anyway?"
Kal'Megan reached into one of his own side-pouches. "I guess I should open my envelope, then?" They'd each been given one, with specific instructions. At the first impasse, the quarian was to open his envelope. When they reached their destination, Harold was to open his own and much larger envelope.
The human nodded towards his companion. "Go for it."
Sure enough, the quarian's envelope contained just a small piece of paper with a ten-digit code. Harold carefully tapped that code into the keypad and wondered to himself what they could do if the keypad was simply broken with age...but it turned out he didn't have to worry. There followed a cheerful little 'beep' from the keypad, and a green flash. The door gave a soft clanking noise, and then swung open with a gentle whine of servos.
"I'm guessing this place is at least a hundred years old," said Harold. "Probably older. It's amazing this all still works."
"It was built to last, that's for sure," said Kal'Megan in an almost hungry tone. "I'd love to get a teardown crew from the Fleet in here to see how they built it." Harold let the mention of the Fleet pass without asking.
Cautiously, the two of them slunk into the next room. Harold's first impression was that the room was very cold. The decor was...strange. One half of the room was clinical and sterile, lined with tile and occupied with various bits of machinery. The largest of these was a huge horizontal tank which was frosted over with condensed rime. The other half of the room was more like the library of some rich country gentleman, and consisted of rich wood paneling and leather. A large wooden table and wardrobe were the two main pieces of furniture in this half. Harold walked forward and ran one hand over the table. It was made from real wood, real mahogany. The tabletop was a single piece of it. Harold let out a silent whistle. This table alone could let him live like a king for a year...if he could somehow get it out of here.
The whole room was well-lit and filled with a soft hum. Harold turned his attention to the tank, which was the apparent source of the room's chill. "I'm betting this is our target."
Kal'Megan nodded. "I'm not taking that bet. Should we open yours, then?"
Harold pulled out the bulky manila envelope he'd been given. Upon opening, he found a smaller but still bulky package inside, along with a neatly printed note. The inner package had 'DO NOT OPEN YET' printed in large letters on its outside. He laid that on the table and read through the note. He could tell that the quarian was dying to know what it said, just from the jittery way the alien tapped his foot.
"Well?" said Kal'Megan finally.
"It's instructions for thawing that," replied Harold, and jabbed one thumb at the giant frosted tank. "Along with a couple of things to say once the occupant is up and about. We're also supposed to give him this." Harold now pointed at the envelope on the table.
The quarian stopped tapping his foot. "Occupant? There's somebody in there? Could they still be alive?"
Harold shrugged. "There's only one way to find out." He moved over to the tank and found another keypad on its side. He entered the code from his note and was gratified to see 'ACCEPTED' appear on the little display above the keypad. Harold heard a soft whir of fluids moving, but there was no other larger sound which he could detect.
Meanwhile, Kal'Megan had moved behind him and was examining the other components next to the tank. Harold flinched a little when the quarian opened his omni-tool and began waving it at the various bits of machinery.
"Careful, man!" he said, a little louder than he'd intended. "I don't want you hacking in and messing up the thawing procedure."
Kal'Megan made a placating gesture with his free three-fingered mitt. "I'm only doing passive scans, don't worry. Besides, I think this stuff is way too archaic for me to interface with anyway."
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"I hope you're right. I wanna find out who this is." Harold leaned forward and tried to scrub the accumulated ice off of a window near the tank's top. He could just make out a dark form inside. Whether it was human or not he couldn't tell. There also appeared to be some sort of nameplate above the tank's window. The crusted ice on the plate yielded a bit to his removal attempts, although there was still some ice obscuring some of the lettering.
"Bab Ya," he said aloud. "It's a baby yak, maybe?" He laughed at the notion of going to all this trouble to freeze a yak.
"What's a yak?" asked Kal'Megan.
"It's a big Earth animal, sort of like a very hairy cow."
"Ah, I see. What's a cow?"
Harold ignored the question and attacked the nameplate again with his sleeve. The last of the ice finally gave way.
"Baba Yaga. What the hell is that?"
Kal'Megan tilted his head as if staring into the distance. Harold figured he was calling up some information and reading it on his visor. "The name Baba Yaga corresponds to a figure from human folklore. It's from a place called Russia, apparently. It refers to a demonic figure meant to frighten children."
"The boogeyman," said Harold, almost to himself. He regarded the dim form in the tank and shuddered. He tried to tell himself it was due to the chill in the room.
"Keelah!" The outburst from the quarian pulled his attention from the tank.
"Problem?"
"No, I was just surprised is all. This thing here-" Kal'Megan indicated a squat cylinder next to the tank, "is a nuclear reactor."
"Shit," said Harold. "Are we in danger? Should we-"
"No, it looks to be well shielded. But the little bit of radiation signature I can pick up...this thing runs on fissionables." The quarian sounded as if he'd uncovered a stone axe. "It must be as a backup, in case they lost power down here."
Harold considered for a bit. "Well, that makes this place more than a hundred years old, I guess. Probably closer to one hundred and fifty, maybe?"
A large section of ice slid off of the tank's surface onto the tiled floor. Harold thought a bit more. "Whoever this is, they could predate humanity's first contact. So they're definitely human. And they won't have any translator installed, so they won't understand you. Just let me do the talking, okay?"
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John Wick dreamt of swimming in frozen seas. His body was large, coated with protective blubber, and utterly suited for the environment. Hunger churned in his stomach, and he chased the small black winged forms which made up his prey. His teeth were large and sharp. The crunch of bones and the coppery taste of their blood in his mouth revitalized him. He was a mighty leopard seal, a dangerous predator...
No. He was a human. The dream drifted away as his memories began to rise. He was not a leopard seal, but he was a dangerous predator. He had survived for decades in an exclusive lifestyle where the average lifespan could be measured in a few years at most. He had killed and kept killing until, out of nowhere, he had found love. But it had not lasted. He had lost that love and then, horribly, he had lost any hope. John had extracted his pound of flesh for the loss of that hope and somehow kept going. There had been more killing after that. He had never even thought about turning a gun on himself. The world would have to kill him, and he would give it every opportunity to do so.
And yet somehow he kept surviving. He was a man hungry for his own death, but that hunger could not be sated. Then Winston had come to him with a proposition. Dear Winston, who was the closest thing to a friend he had. The man who was the jeweled bearing upon which John's life turned.
The Organization behind the New York Continental Hotel had access to technology far beyond that available to the common man. And they figured that John was an asset which was far too valuable to leave banging around on the streets in search of death. In the future, the Organization might have need of him. So he could go into a dreamless sleep until that need came, and he would be resurrected. And if he never woke up due to the vagaries of luck, that was not the same as suicide. John's own sense of honor could be maintained.
John had agreed to the procedure. And now he felt irritation. Winston had promised him a dreamless sleep, but here he was dreaming of being a *seal* of all things. And then he realized that the dream meant he was waking up. Resurrection was at hand.
There were a couple of nearby voices. He cracked his eyes open and saw vague forms moving near him. He mentally gathered himself and made ready to move.\
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With some difficulty, Kal'Megan helped Harold get the human's body onto the table and wrapped up. The nearby cabinet (what Harold had called a 'wardrobe') contained several sets of clothing as well as a lot of large blankets. The wardrobe had been hermetically sealed and filled with inert argon gas, just one more sign of the planned longevity of this bewildering place. From what Kal'Megan had seen before, humans simply didn't build to last like this. Once again, he wondered to himself just who or what was behind this place.
The human they'd pulled out of the tank was now wrapped in one of the blankets from the 'wardrobe'. His eyes were closed, and his face was peaceful and still. There was a fringe of black and neatly-trimmed facial hair on the human's chin and upper lip. Kal'Megan was still getting used to facial hair. It was one of the few truly unique characteristics of the human race, and it still creeped him out a little bit.
The human's build was rangy and more muscular than his own, or Harold's for that matter. But it was still not as musclebound as the Alliance military types which Kal'Megan had run into previously. The man's back had some human script and patterns etched permanently into his skin. Harold had mentioned that this was called a 'tattoo' and that it wasn't really in fashion anymore.
"So how long should we wait?" he asked Harold.
"Until he wakes up. We're getting paid well to wait," Harold leaned forward and regarded the human from the tank. "Besides, there's a lot I wanna know. Who the hell is this guy? Why go to all this trouble for one man?"
"I would say part of our payment is to keep our curiosity in check, wouldn't you say?"
"Maybe." Harold straightened up and turned away from the table. "But still-"
The human from the tank moved faster than Kal'Megan thought possible. He sat up and wrapped one arm around Harold's neck, then jammed the other behind Harold's head. The slender human gave a startled croak, and from the darker color his face was turning Kal'Megan figured that he wasn't getting any air. He thought about moving forward to assist his comrade, only to be rooted to the spot by the glare from a pair of dark, almost black eyes.
"Who are you?" rasped the man from the tank. "Where am I?"
"Friends! We're friends!" said Kal'Megan hurriedly. He saw the confusion in those dark eyes and realized that although he had the necessary translator hardware to understand the man's speech, the reverse was not true. He held up his hands and hoped it looked un-threatening.
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The figure before him was clad from head to toe in some sort of close-fitting outfit. At first John thought that this meant that the future had seen some sort of nuclear war. Maybe the suit was to protect against radiation? But then another look at the figure told him that was not the case. He saw three-fingered hands and toes, not to mention knees which bent the wrong way. Whoever this was, they weren't human.
The man whose neck he had a hold of was dressed simply, in pants and a long-sleeved shirt. His captive croaked and feebly tried to pry his arm away from his neck.
"Sl'Sithah! Ne'tata!" said the suited figure. He held up his odd-looking hands higher, as if to emphasize he didn't hold a weapon.
John decided they weren't an immediate threat and let go of the man's neck. The man coughed and backed away as if trapped in a cage with a tiger.
"Easy, buddy," said the man. "My name's Harold. This fella here is Kal'Megan. He's a friend. We're both friends, sent to wake you up. I guess."
"You guess? You don't know for sure?" John was not about to take anything at face value.
"We were just told where to go, and we didn't know what to do until we got here. Speaking of which, this is for you." The man pointed at a thick, sealed envelope nearby.
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Harold watched the man from the tank open the envelope. Inside was what looked like an OSD, which the man regarded with some curiosity. There was also a neatly printed note along with another note which appeared much older. The older note was printed on yellowed, almost crumbling paper. The man read through that one first, and it looked as if he was almost going to weep after finishing it. Then he went over the newer note, and his face became impassive again. He set them all aside.
"It says there should be clothes for me."
"Oh, yeah." Harold indicated the wardrobe. "In there. It all looks to be in order. There's also a case of some sort on the floor."
The man nodded and moved over to the wardrobe. He was seemed unconcerned about his current nudity. From the way the man moved, Harold realized that he was lucky to have just a sore neck. This man could have killed him without effort.
"So, ah, what's your name?" he asked, trying to sound casual.
"John." The man pulled out the various bits of a dark suit and laid them on the table. He then retrieved some underclothes and began to dress himself.
Kal'Megan, in the meantime, pressed himself into the far corner as if trying to escape through the wall. "Is he going to kill us? Maybe we should get out of here."
John glanced curiously over at the quarian. Harold decided to step in. "Ah, my friend is just wondering what the note said, that's all. We weren't told much, like I said."
"He's alien, I'm assuming?" replied John. He finished knotting a black tie into place around his neck.
"Um, yeah. I guess you were put under before we found the Mars ruins, and before the First Contact War."
"So our first contact with aliens resulted in a war, eh? I see some things never change." John's voice had a sad yet amused tinge as he spoke.
Harold suddenly realized the implications of his statement. "That war wasn't with Kal'Megan's people! He's a quarian, we met them after that whole deal. There are a lotta different species running around...shit, I just realized how much you have to get caught up on."
John finished knotting his tie and smoothed it down his front. "I'll find it all out in due course. How do I look?"
"Um, I think you look fine, but I'm not an expert in fashion. We're in a sewer, though. I don't think that suit will be nice for very long."
John smiled and reached into the wardobe. He pulled out another yellow disposable coverall, just like the ones Harold and Kal'Megan had worn getting in here. "I'll manage."
Harold nodded. "Okay, great. I guess if you don't need us anymore, we can get going?" his voice trailed off hopefully.
John fixed him with a level stare. "Not yet. You still need your payment."
"Payment?" asked Kal'Megan. "We were supposed to get paid the rest when we got back. What is he up to?"
Harold held up a hand to his colleague, hoping to look confident. But the almost robotic look in those black eyes did not fill him with hope. "No worries, Kal. We're all friends here, right?"
John pulled a black case out of the bottom of the wardrobe. He unlatched its lid and swung it up. The lid faced both Harold and Kal'Megan, and the human couldn't see what was inside the case. John gave Harold one last glance, and then his hand darted like lightning into the case.
Harold thought about throwing himself forward and trying to stop his own death, but somehow he knew that wouldn't help. He fliched as he heard a loud slap. At first, Harold took it for a gunshot. But then he realized that he didn't have a hole in him. John had smacked a black velvet bag onto the surface of the table, and now he pushed it forward towards Harold.
"That's for you," said John. He then pulled another similar bag out of the case and did another loud smack on the table's surface. "And this is for you," he said to Kal'Megan, and pushed a similar black bag in the quarian's direction.
Harold took his bag with shaking fingers and opened it. There were ten coins inside, of a dense yellow metal that could only be...
"Gold," said Kal'Megan, who had also opened his bag. "These are solid gold!"
John smiled. "I don't need a translator to know what he just said." The dark-haired human nodded with an amiable smile at them both. "This is in addition to your agreed-upon payment. When you both get back, you'll get the rest in standard credits. But these?" he indicated the two bags. "I highly recommend you keep them. They are worth far more than just their metal content."
"What can you buy with these?" asked Harold.
John's smile faded. "Death. You can buy death with these. Now if you'll excuse me, I have someone to see."