My son. . . How could you do this.

Father. . . You never thought I could do this.

I never thought you'd do this. If I had known. . . I wouldn’t have taught you the ways of growing cannabis!

It’s all but too late now, Father. I have improved the genetic DNA of the cannabis plants you gave me. And now, it is weaponized to be a hundred times more effective. I've engineered the smoke it produced to be compressed and used as a bomb.

No, child. You don’t know what death and destruction that will bring. . .

People will laugh to death. And Father, I let you be the first to experience the Halarioty Bomby.

No. Not the smoke . . cough laugh fuck you daughter.

They say laughter can cure anything. I’m just doing you a favor to cure you of oldness.

You monster. How could you betray me like this.

Oh. Shong Shi qulian. You stupid failure. Why would I care those beneath.

Immoral Bitch. You are the Thongsuthan of this forsakan country.

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Xi Lai Pa. . . You praised me too much. For that I will hold back my dragon L kick for a more deserving person.

You pussy.

Mu Lan. . . I changed my mind.

I’ve called a tactical nuclear Kao Lad on you. Even if you L kick me to another dimension, you and your sect will be analihated. This is the end of you, Jessie.

Mon Gol Lian. . . I will not be so easily defeated by a mere nuclear Kao Lad. For I have installed nut-cracker add-on onto my 100,000 tanks stationed outside of this building. Before the Kao Lad even land, I’s shell would have exploded, killing you and your stupid mutated cannabis farms.

Ping Pong. . . You would never.

That’s why you are a failure.

This failure took care of you since you were a but a conch. I have perfected the dish washing technique in the Blacken sea. Now, I’ll repay the crime committed by you three hundred thousand found. It is but by responsibility. Haya!

Block! You stupid idiot.

Argg. You . . . all my plans have failed. I must retreat.

Feng Mai lao. . . Pause.

What. I cannot move my body.

You underestimate my intellect, bearded monkey. I am the supreme human kind who have cultivated for 69420 years. I have bower beyond your little kidney brains imagination.

Are you not. . . my daughter?

Si Pi San Wixh. I am your daughter. . . but also an ancient conch.

No. . . My friend got me here. . .Power of friendship!

Eh, how. Where

My friends! Are in my heart.

Po Ta To. . .No. . .

My friends will smoke you in death. Good bye.

Ju lean Xi Sar. I’m cooked.