Henry is one of the few living weapons for the Empire. Unlike the others, he wasn't raised and trained to his position. Henry fought his entire life to be better and more resourceful than any adventurer in history. Along his travels, Henry found a handful of sapient gear. Joining him on his journey are an over protective shield, a bloodthirsty sword, cowardly boots, and a smug magical tome. While adventuring, their unconventional party stumbled across a massive army of goblins. Can he fight his way to freedom and stop the threat which threatens his people? Probably.