Although I said that.
"Mia, I want you to be honest with me, is there another exit?" I said as I looked around the practically airtight room, with what looks like the only exit is the big doors that lead to the locker room.
" eh..no.."
"no as in 'no Michael there isn't any obvious exits but there is actually this really convenient secret door or no as in all hope is lost?'"
A large bang is heard from the locker room where Belle and Lucy are followed by cursing.
"All hope is lost...i think I'm going to g-"
"Wait, before you finish that thought follow me! "
I get out of the bath leading Mia towards the bar. A wise man once said have two girls and they will fight you but have three or more and they will fight each other. Well that being said I don't even know why they would be mad, it can't be about me since I barely know the two of them. Must be a women thing.
Standing in the bar with Mia sitting on a stool on the other side of the counter. I look at the bottle I still held on to. Suddenly a door to the locker room breaks off the hinges and gets sent flying across the room, out comes Belle and Lucy, looking as menacing as ever.
"well, one thing at a time Michael.."I whisper to myself as I chug the entire bottle in one go
Mia looks shocked as she whispers " how much is it going to cost to fix the door ...".
"Mi-" I hold one hand up and signal them to sit down.
I put the empty bottle down
"You know *Burp* I don't mean to brag but an ordinary man would have died of alcohol poisoning by now "
"You're like the world's worst superhero" Belle said as she rolled her eyes
"Worst superhero? worst superhero ?! I would be the best superhero around, in fact I would be the only superhero needed! I would save troubled alcoholics by drinking all their booze ! they would shiver every time they try to pick up a beer, shiver in fear because they know I would burst through a window to stop them, do you know how expensive it is to fix a window? they wouldn't be able to drink and they would have to fix their window! who would want that ? but with other super heros it's nothing but trouble, you end up with these super villains born because of the hero that make things worse ! what super villain can be possibly be born from me ? window man when he was young I broke his window, this window was his family heirloom handed down for generations his dad even made love on that window ! so now with a heart full of hatred, he reinforces the windows of every home, foiling my- whatever ! in short, I would make a great super hero. "
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" Right, so Mr.Superhero didn't you have something to talk about?" Said Belle looking completely unfazed about what I just said.
" I'm glad you brought that up " I look towards Lucy, she is sitting all the way on the right, playing with her hair.Mia is awkwardly fiddling with her thumbs sitting in between Lucy and Belle. Lastly, Belle is staring straight at me, sitting all the way to the left.
"Well to start things off, Cyril being the generous man he is, offered me the chance to take classes in this school a-"
""huh?"" all three of them as if they practiced beforehand let out a confused sound. Belle was the first to start mumbling
"I thought I would have to convince him..."
"thou are fortunate, I knew Cyril was eccentric but..."
" He just does what wants.."
"well as i was saying before I was interrupted...as for the classes themselves they are still undecided butt seeing as how I'm Michael I'll just skip the basic classes and jump straight into the good stuff.
Mia speaks up "...... Isn't that a bad idea?"
" nonsense !"
Belle joins in " no I really think you should listen to her, magic is a da- "
I lean over the counter and put one finger lightly on her lips
"sshh, ever since olden times there existed a special being called a protagonist that given any circumstance, given any situation it would work out for that person .thus it will work out for me "
"but you're not a prota-"[Belle]
"thus it will work out for me,I said it twice because it's important."
Lucy joins in " I think it would be interesting "
"She understands !"
Lucy salutes me "Aye "
Ignoring Mia's worried face and Belles annoyed face I continue
"Besides that, I'll just wonder the school and figure everything else out as I go along"
it's better If i just approach Belle about living with her for a while when it's just her and me, in that huge mansion there should be one or two free rooms right?
" Isn't that a little irresponsible..?"[Mia]
"Nonsense! " I said that as I rummaged through the cabinets and refrigerator, maybe I can make a white Russian if I can find some milk.bloody mary? that's out of the question might as well drink straight vodka than that.what's this?
"Dragon tears..." a large bottle with blue liquid inside
this cool name.
I open the bottle and smell
this strong smell...
happiness is that you?
I hear Belles voice "so I heard you spent the entire time in the dungeon with lucy..must have been fun"
"if you call surviving fun then yes " I turn around as I said that
Her signature doll stare. stop smiling it makes it creepier!
is she a nutcase?