You’re late!

I’m sorry babe. I’m running a bit late.

This project is giving me a big headache.

How much longer until you finish?

Give me 15 minutes to wrap this up.

I’ll meet you in 30.

Hurry! The movie is nearly starting!

Isn’t it just the previews right now?

BUT THE PREVIEWS ARE THE BEST PART!

Why would we go to a movie we’ve seen like a bazillion times?

FOR THE PREVIEWS! HURRY UP!

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I’m almost done.

What’s the audience like?

Full house! But they’re not really a good bunch.

There’s muffled whining and crying.

Some are choking on their snot.

Even after that whole spiel about respecting other movie goer’s experience.

I swear, I think the passed out one is the only one tolerable here.

I thought the movie hasn’t started yet.

Why are they so emotional already?

Well the previews used to be the best part.

But from all the movie reviews out there now people pretty much know what to expect.

I still can’t understand why they’re so upset already.

The movie hasn’t even started.

Any familiar faces?

Ummm… All of them?

Wow! The same audience!?

Yeah, I guess some mob mentality went on.

They all jumped from the previous movie to this one.

They wanted to watch the sequel that much?

Apparently so.

Are you finished yet?

Yeah, I’m about to come through the door.

SHOWTIME!

Attention ladies and gentlemen!

The sequel to ESCAPE THE MURDEROUS MOVIE – LIVE! is about to start.

Don’t worry about turning off your cellphones to stop it from interrupting other viewers’ experiences. We’ve already destroyed them ~