Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective. For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not? In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine. Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony. At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?' Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be? "I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again." 'Oof!'