> * No evil dooms us hopelessly except the evil we love, and desire to continue in, and make no effort to escape from - George Eliot
To be honest... I don't know what's wrong with me, did my brain stop working on that particular moment?
[Author: System Notice;Brain.exe crashed and stop fuctioning, contact a specialist ASAP]
YOU LAZY BUM! DO SOMETHING ABOUT MY LUCK! though maybe a cheat can do?
[Author: Hell No!!! die a virgin motherfucka!!!!(ﾉД`)ﾉ~┴┴]
But I don't wanna stay a virgin anymore!
[Author: Go pick a gorilla!!!]
Die!!! Scumbag!!!
[Author: Do you freakin know that you will become a sage if you remain pure for 30 yrs?]
No?!
[Author: Then be a mage!!!]
What the heck?!
[Author: Then go! pick a gorilla!!!]
Ummm... Shut up?!
[Author: Author uses (Absolute Obedience); targeted at Ron. Now go continue your own story!!! dammit!!!]
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Lol, so anyways continuing my previous conversation with my room mate;
"What?!"
"Dude, I'll go get a towel. Wait a sec"
Guess what! I will die!
Holy sheet!
But now's not the time to worry about that thing, I have to think of a way to talk to her and properly apologize. I have to explain that I didn't intend to...
*bangs*
Wha?! what happened?
*slams*
Where is it comming from?
*jams*
I looked up, trying to figure out where exactly those noises came from. As I continued to listen carefully and tries to locate it, I found out that it came directly above our room, meaning on the upperfloors.
"Here bro, have some!"
I'm startled, I forgot that my room mate was here. And not just that, he also brings some snack along with a towel. I decided to just forget what happened earlier, of course while eating the snacks. But suddenly, a familiar sound filled the entire room, a ring tone? To my surprise it was my PC, What is it? I opened the monitor(It has the auto -shutdown function) and skimmed through the message flashed on the screen, it's just an alert. I clicked on the link embbeded to view what this was all about, but my emotions swirlled when the page loaded. It's a status update from the [Witch]
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Goddess of Earth said: I'm angry RN, been pissed by a rude guy here at my Uni. He freakin cursed my cutest avatar and throws some rude words at me. Hope that he gets run over by a truck!
3 hours ago • Earth
100M Likes👍| 3M Comments | 200K Shares
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The heck?! How can he garnered 100M likes in just 3 hours?! Wait nevermind, I need to clear up this misunderstanding.
[Author : It's not a misunderstanding, you perverted luckybastard!]
Shut up freak!
So anyways, I need to fix this mess. But for now, I will try to read some feedbacks from the post.
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Wisp: Kill that guy!
Treant: Skin him alive!
KillerJoe: Castrate that bastard!
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The fudge?! To hell with their uncivilized brain! It's just your everyday misunderstanding! Hold your damn horses!
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Goddess: C'mon guys, I'm just joking with the killing part.
Judge: Yes peeps, don't resort to violence.
Goddess: Though he stole my first kiss...
Judge: Can I ask his address? also his bio?
FattyNoble: I will hire an assassin to kill that heretic!
AssassinGeorge: Anyone who needs me?
LoliconKing: Burn the heretic!!!
VillageGirl: When will be the wedding? Choose me as the bridesmaid!
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Somehow, I think I need to call the police... maybe hiring some bodyguards can help too.
Wait... What the heck?! Wedding?! That was nuts.
I decided to log-off and take a quick bath.
few hours later...
"Bro! you need to see this!"
"Wait, I need to finish this first"
"Bro, stop that for a moment and take a look at this!"
"Ok, ok!"
I took a glance, and my fear factor rises up again
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Goddess of Earth said: We need to talk @InsomiacOverlord , Go meet me at the address I will send to you.
Ps: I have something to tell you
Public Anouncement • 1 hour ago
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[Author: Sheet's going down huh?]
Author, do me a favor! Help me please!
[Author: Okay, what color of the coffin do you want? The song to be played? Tea or Coffee? Any messages? LOL, OKAY I will help you, but just this once.]
Thanks! I will repay your kindness sometime in the near future!
[Author: Don't sweat the small the stuff, now go to the place she mentioned.]
I grab the bike Dawn lent, and went straight through the address sent to me. Btw Dawn Wynchester was my room mate's name, better address to him politely starting today. I will call him "Senpai" or "Senior" as he's 2 years ahead of me.
I arrived at the place, it's a treehouse to be exact. She's there sitting on bench made from wood, holding something. She's wearing a white dress and her hair was braided, she also has a pendant-ring hanging on her neck. It feels like I've seen it somewhere before, nah never mind...
I already mustered my courage, I will properly apologize to her. As I started to walk towards her location, she suddenly shouted.
"Don't move further! Kneel on the ground and bow down your head!"
"Okay, okay, just don't shout."
I kneel and bow down, of course I dunno how to do it properly so I asked senpai about it. He showed me some pics I must follow. I still remember how hard I practiced earlier. I copied the pose and said what I have to say.
"I'm sorry! I know I've done something irreversible, I want to apologize for that. Also I'm sorry if I cursed your avatar, it's just me and my toxic tounge. I will accept any punishment you will give to me, just forgive me for my insulence and rude behaviour."
"Stand up and stay still, close your eyes and remain on that position!"
I stand up and waited for my punishment. Maybe she intends to make me suffer by hiring some brute and ganging up on me...
I suddenly felt someone contrict my upperbody, holding me tightly. After a few moments, the one constricting me let go and she ordered me to open my eyes.
"Now were even, I will forgive you now."
The... what? I thought she's pissed AF but now she said she forgive me already?
"Really?"
"Want me to change my decision?"
"No."
"Then go home for now."
Seriously?!
Well I Think it's the author's divine intervention, so I will just go home quitely.
...The next morning
"Bro you need to see this!"
"What senpai?!"
"What the heck with the senpai thing? Oh, well just take a look at this!"
...
"What the fudge?!"
"It's pasted on the school gate."
"What.."
In my hand was the picture of me and the witch hugging each other.
Maybe I can use this as my profile picture?