Chapter 1 : Rebirth
9 months... 9 whole fucking months inside this overstuffed oven.. hah~.. The oven im refering to seems to be my new mom.. That's what that warm, overbearing, yet gentle feeling is right??.. I had my mother in my past life as well but I never got this feeling from her.. maybe it's got something to do with the system... ahh that reminds me.
Around a month ago I started to feel something natural but unnatural seeping through my infant body... I also felt the presense of two more entities inside my mom... If all follows course then I should become a part of a triad by the end of the week.. How lucky right?!..
WRONG!!.
Those two fuckers are just leeches!! How dare whom ever my father may be.. wait~ does this mean I will have to share my mom's milk with those two bastards..... maybe jail isn't so bad in this world..
"~alright milady.. one more to go.. let's give a big push and~...."
"wh-what is it"
"nothing is wrong milady~... it's just that in all my years.. I have never delivered a baby that didn't cry.. let alone three.."
"Are they.. you know.. stupid?"
"N-no milady, only silent.."
Hey.. don't sit there and talk about me... I know babies aren't suppose to understand speech yet.. but I guess it comes naturally to me... after feeling my surroundings change I open my eyes for the first time...
"Your name shall be Rallo"
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The first thing I see... of course it's was my mother.. She was a beautiful person, comparable to the actors of my previous world.. but with more charm.. She had black, curly hair that was dry and unkept, dark brown skin, and was in medieval clothing.. If she wasn't my mom.... NOPE..
"Three beautiful baby boys milady."
*BOOM*
"HAHAHA... Where's my son!!"
"..."
So this is my father huh.. He is nothing like my previous one.. He had black wavy hair that was just as dry as my mom's.. His skin was light tan brown, and the same medieval clothing as mom. I really need to introduce hair products when I conquer this foreign world.. I wonder if the system works like those in the novels I used to read... Well only one way to find out..
"*baby noises*"
Status Name: Rallo Age: 0 Level: 1 Class: Elemental Mage HP: 100 STR: 100 INT: 100 DEX: 100 VIT: 10 Skills: Rank: E Passive Skills: Limit Break - SSS, Tremendous Growth - SS, All-Elemental Affinity - SS Titles: High Human - SSS, Reincarnated - SS
Woah... Let me be the first to say... BULLSHIT CHARACTER!!!..
"AWWW"
All the adults in the room look as if they seen baby cupid fly in...
*clears throat mentally*
I think my father might be happier than my mom.. While I don't mind having a family they may get in the way of some things... You know.. like my... oh yeah.. This is a new life.. That's means new ways.. sigh~
My brothers look vaguely familiar.. They look very different to be born seconds apart... One looks like my father, he has the same light tan brown skin and silk like black hair.. The other looks like a mixture between my two parents.. He has tan brown skin and kinky black hair.. These two haven't made a single sound this whole time.. interesting~
Ignoring the squabbling adults as they carry us through our new home.. or should I say lack of.. everything was either breaking or covered in cobwebs.. I'm beginning to wonder how we have maid while living in such conditions..
We were brought to a room with a single makeshift crib.. It was big enough to put all three of us in.. Oddly enough, It felt comfortable as fuck while lying next to my bros..
I should try to communicate with them.. somehow.. hmm.. maybe baby language actually exist...