No one knew what the nutrigel was made from. The official version from the lorebook advocated a mixture based on harvested tholin from the Outer System of the game and protein farms’ gelled deposits. A more fanciful explanation suggested the involvement of cockroach juice or old assets from the Master System recycled for the common good.
Shaping food from this electron compote was an art. A craft so difficult to master that most stellar canteens offered the radiation-free nutrigel and its derivatives directly in raw form; usually an emerald-colored gum cobble with an indeterminate taste and a consistency that couldn’t be placed on any chart and could leak within your inventory. That said, the chefs of the lost stations on the space highway, stretching from Earth to Saturn, managed to make dishes worthy of the name. Sushi, burgers and tartiflettes, everything remained imaginable with the nutrigel because it could be coded as desired. Thanks to a few spices and black-market condiments, it was even possible to recover the flavors of yesteryear, when humans were—according to the the boring introduction of this game—cramming into our native 2D-world.
It was nevertheless with deep sadness that I reveled in such refined meals as, that day, a multi-cheese pineapple pizza. Because, alas, my cat’s stomach wouldn’t allow me to eat them in their entirety as warned me my wired brain:
WARNING
Stomach capacity: 137%
Master Lee? Obesity’s looming in the corner… You will become so fat we will need another dimension to fit you in
“Oh! Shut it, brain!” I meowed.
In this outmoded diner, my last slice floated above my immaculate plate before me on the chipped Formica table; within paws’ reach and yet so far away.
“Are you monologuing alone in your head again, Lee?”
I had apparently let the conclusion of my lament slip away. But what could Ali understand about my agony? Slumped on the peeled and cracked mauve wall bench, she was gluttonously eating enough to feed a supercargo crew alongside their lot lizards. Golden pixel-crumbs covered her black suit, and she even had hot sauce on the blond hair falling over her narrow shoulders. This girl’s stomach appeared to be a bottomless glitch-hole. I, meanwhile, was overcome by a few counterfeit pieces of tropical fruit on a slice of fake bread despite a real appetite.
I was morose. The imperial 2D-roundness of my overfilled belly reflecting through the empty Coke glass was more to blame than my usual existential depression. I always had the blues when I had eaten too much. “This life is nothing but pain,” I concluded, rolling over the greasy table; only to rehash my sad failure.
My partner finally pitied me. Or was I decidedly too cute to leave her indifferent? She washed her hands with a wipe that smelled like gasoline and stroked my silky gray coat. After scratching my white-haired chin, it was time, according to her, to pack up.
Moral: +10
“But Ali… there are two slices left!” Here we were again! Wasting food while only a few days ago, we were starving in Phobos’s orbit.
We browsed the colonized system for weeks, looking for a former pirate on the run. According to some information that we’d collected when we passed through Ceres, in the belt, our target was near the Red Planet; the capital world. Alas, it turned out that he’d never set foot there. We’d been scammed. Frustration added to exhaustion and patience wasn’t my partner’s best stat.
“Don’t make a big deal out of it…” she said, looking daggers at me with her blue eyes.
Once standing, my human had trouble fastening her Velcro belt, loosened as a safety precaution before eating like an ogre. She ultimately left it open, revealing, gracelessly, white boxer shorts and navel showing through the gap. That night, the legendary black hole had reached its limits. There was finally justice a karma system.
After adjusting her pink plastic jacket’s sleeves, Ali nonchalantly threw a few wrinkled bills on the table where they floated above a sauce stain. With my usual elegance, I positioned myself on her right shoulder; always covering our back when we left a public place. I had been doing this since we first teamed up years before.
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My partner took a bubble gum, and we departed. The restaurant of the cargo center was almost empty. The flickering VFD clock upon the main condiment bar indicated 3:00 a.m. Martian Time. But this wasn’t of much help because outside, beyond the aligned rectangular windows, the night was eternal.
Nancy Sinatra sang through the radio over the muted info-ads on the blurry color TV set. The chorus of Bang Bang barely covered the heated discussion of a few pilots in a cubicle near the toilets.
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This damned wired brain is on fire today! Shut it!
Alright, Master Lee...
Farther on, behind the cigarette smoke, a robot salesman in a poor-fitting suit with a piano tie was trying to sell his electronic trinkets to a group of gullible tourists. Of the staff, only one waitress with medium curly hair and orange gloss remained in the room; busy cleaning the brass knobs of the antique Mr. Coffee machine improved to work in reduced gravity. She bid us farewell with a nod, bouncing her wrinkled jowls and dentures that held a rolled cigarette firmly in place. It was no wonder her skin was so white as she had never seen real sunlight.
Here, on the road to the asteroid belt, the Sun’s rays had been lost in the void. A bit like us. And we liked it that way.
“She looks like a Super NES Betty White,” Ali joked.
“You’re a scandalmonger. And a very mean one.”
“I know.”
Following the long row of tufted counter stools, we finally reached the plexiglass gates. Tucking a strand of hair behind her left ear, Ali pushed the right door with the shoulder I wasn’t sitting on. Despite her efforts, it refused to move. After my partner tried the other panel in vain, we realized we were locked in.
“Bogus! The waitress already bolted the doors?” my human asked. “What time is it? Is it time-gated or something?”
Ridiculous. Those diners never closed. Through the glass, I glanced at the outside handle. It had recently been tampered with using some acidified resin. The yellow viscous substance blistered around the magnetic lock.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t warn Ali because someone immediately shouted behind us: “Alright, folks! Everyone stay at their table and keep it shut! This is a hold-up! Y’all know the drill.”
WARNING
Violent unidentified individual detected
Processing data…
A little bit late, don’t you think?
I experienced some latency.
Sure.
As the event started, the criminal stood on the counter with bowed legs to avoid collecting his share of cobwebs with his greasy brown mane. His faux leather jacket gave off a strong smell of perspiration perceptible through the room. The same coat was decorated with various unstitched veteran badges from the corpo-campaigns around Uranus. I supposed this bandit had previously entered by the other door leading to the motel, or via the pantry.
As we slowly returned to our cubicle, zigzagging between the tables, the man continued his plea, punctuated by violent coughing fits. Clapping his boots, he was threatening the waitress with a blade sticking out of his palm. This wasn’t her first armed robbery as there were no signs of panic from her; or maybe they were just imperceptible under the thick Tinkerbell makeup barely covering her wrinkles. On the other hand, the customers reacted differently and started to get agitated. The tourists began filming the scene with their newly acquired camcorders.
“Don’t anyone start fussing or I’ll turn it into a pile of pixels! No hesitation!” the robber shouted. The bar’s neon lights over his skull illuminated his sweaty face with red, threatening to ignite the poor-quality hairspray. He looked like a maniac, and nobody moved after his final warning: “I’m a wanted man on all the moons of the Outer System, to tell you how much you must not provoke a high level like me!”
Target analyzed
Species: Human
Threat level: Low
Personal information requires a FID scan or the Alliance database, Master Lee…
“Well… that’s still enough to make him an interesting target…” I whispered to Ali as we had just come back to our table close to the wall. I then lay down against an empty napkin dispenser resting on top of the bench covered with dusty forgotten gum wrappers, just behind where my human took place. “We should farm these kinds of guys to rank up the Alliance ladder quickly! Check the register!”