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my world is my fan fiction lol o right the chap name is dun dun dun 1 !!!!

my world is my fan fiction lol o right the chap name is dun dun dun 1 !!!!

bing[] hello [ never reads the rest and i put so much work in it to {smash window } ] pushes head where menu was sees a feld of grass and win he looks to the side he sees no one just grass

wait a min did i not just see a screen ? fuck i must [ ya he never got to get that all in eng before the menu poped back up ]the menu shows a stat screen with all kinds of stats and numbers all over the place but ever thing that does not have a number beside it with no buy button is zero ...

WTF   NO MONEY FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK I HAVE NO ONE NEAR ME IN A RPG ? AND NO MONEY TO HELP ME IN SIGHT AND NO SKILLS OR SHIT [ya he is dead well he would be thinking this if not for what that first menu i spent all that time wrighing for him got just smashed throu { i will never ever ever ever forgive you for that my love couf couf i mean bitch just bitch ok ?} ]

well might as will play with the menu before i go off to die [ya as if im betting on u being worth me ] { fuck he is here looking throu me for 10 fucking hours } in a veary fake maner i try to buy some thing with nothing bing ! [you have the tamer class grats !!!! ] o shit it worked ? but that class was not even for my main class [ruler class] so i have it it just does not show it ok ... well lets try just buying every thing i want 1 buy one i mean i cant see the amout and i have been siting here for more then well i have no i dea but if i think i got that sistom clock right its been around 8\12 hours and i am dieing to go die i guess {time jump he pays for just  about ever thing in me but a few thing that would take way form his main class}

k well guess i wont be dieing to day i mean im a beast tru i dont no a thing wait i min i got it [light bulb am i right bitches{yes he summones real ai that can out fight him like a dum ass }] push icon for summon baby dragon [{you only get one of those dum ass }] icon goes by by ...

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where is my dragon ?

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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit well should have tried that on something cheaper think ill cut myself later tho i mean no one can aford that dam thing i sriped this world of dragon for all time im going to burn in hell i mayed a hole race never exiest cryyyyyyyyyy[{ten hours later }] [not really more like 1 min ]

ok well lets read the next one how about that ?

ok so i have to do a dance and every thing well good thing i changed my body with that thing i bout last time [ name it you bitch i did not spend 4 days on that chang just to have you not even talk about it ] man im a cheater any way this spell makes more sence any ways after a few fells and one good out come he summons the ... skull king it is as told a skull king [ bitch if you dont draw me or put more efort in to me im going to come there and summon what u killed for all time ]now i no what u or thinking a op tank well nope ! im way to boss for that its a summon that summons haha [ ya it tryes to kill him he has to master it cuz of him buying tamer class [ he did read me for 10 hours guys]it attkes but is a lvl 1 and all his stats has 10 stars lol who can put ten god dam stars in a lvl 1 any way lets get the the battle sen

what its not here well it would be but its boring u can ask for it if you want i will take it for 1 fake death wish meal [ dum ass get real plz]

skull king summons his 100 ruler gaurds and cant belive that prick just 4 hit them one at a time like its nothing all the while training [ ok there are a few brain cells in there lol] skull king summons his legion of 1000 same as the 100 but he takes a nape in between them

skull king shows the might of a true king [ ok this is so boring to watch but at lest he forced him self to train like this while he can his op wont last and he noes it well that is if he dont train as much as the fers that have to do it in a live and die way]1000 + 100+ 100,000 skulls that is right just the skulls would have been more of them but lvl one spells have a power amount and like i say ever one here is lvl one even me i could have been a higher lvl by the time i stop smashing skulls but i am training for i will be op so i need to get use to this as i keep trying to smash moving skulls [ dam he is dum lol{well that is asoming i dont i dont no maybe make a ai in my backgound program that will be some what like him but more bad ass and his bitch love the d bitch love the d}] so he gets dun fighing the weak ass es that are harder to hit but way lower stats then there real parts rember ppl this is a lvl 1 summon that summons other summons and again lvl 1 so all reallllllllllllly weak i payed well would have payed alot for it but u no i have some cheat i dont no what was i am asuming had to do with that first long as love note i think shit had some harts and stuff in it i think god loves me ? [ dont puint at me like that bitch that is not a bitch i will own you you no right ?] so any way now that he can fight he has him summon the 10 elite gurd he was to pussy to have it summon before he bitch smaked the skull king and made him bend the nee [ yes he did it like a real g{[dont lie for him he is not no jucking ganster]}] and looked around at all the bones wow if a nother person sees this there going to think a dragon is around here are something lol any way[why do you laf at me cryyyyyyyyyy] shit payes to the dragon god my bad for doing that shit i cant control all my thots my bad

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any way well now tamed summoned skull king [ that just got a big ass boost now that it is a TAMEDsummon ] got to love having all the money u can spend well atleast tell u use some thing rip the dragon race [just to be clear here he has no money now that he used something could have been anything turned out to be the strongest summon of all time that i spent 100000000 years of love in but hey he was worth it right { pulls your pug}]

cp 1. hum wander if any one is going to read this i could be in this cave alone forever i payed for the fucking imotaty. {im going to go cry now and eat} its been so long my summons take forever to get one kill but atlest they cant get to me. past that mountin of skulls between me and well every thing but they dont stand a chance mostly i just eat what they steal from other fights.o so u no why that field was emty ya u got that right  a nere by hive mind that if allot higher lvl summons or like where ever there coming from the only reason im still alive is well skulls ever fucking where i live in a house of them lol.

so the monsters are lvl 25 now {they started at lvl 4 lol } and im a asome lvl 3 ya i got lazey win the trainging really maderd and now srounded by high lvls with a lvl 12 skull king that i cant even give a order to cuz of all the fucking skulls.{ if i could he would summon somthing worth a fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

bam! what bam!! is there a nuke plant near by and booms going of or some thing BAM! {yep u guessed it a fucking hive queen whants to no what the fuck is up with the mountin of bones that poped up and she is tired of the eye sore

[something assome here] so she walks right in to my casle that i spent the last 7000 years are so im guessing still never figer out our time to that screens times i would swear there was less numbers a few tousand years ago ...

o right where was i [that is a lvl 89 queen i front of you hun i think u may want to bow ] menu ? you talked to me agian plz[queen bitch smaked him and he forgets all about me where is the loyty i say {i did not get bitch smaked bitch}] sryyy i did not mean that o right where was i queen /i will kill you you no that right ? / gets now on nee [and like a bitch he gives his soul to another bitch ]{my queen i have been here for thousinds of years waiting to server you can tust me i shell be yours tell i can walk away un harmed} queen {so you want to server me tell i let you go ? dont play like a part of me if you are not bone man} me {plz my queen i would like to draw more focuse on the tell i can get the fuck out of your sight part if u where not here win i  got here this world would have been fucking asome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! } queen{ok if i was not so peace full i would have killed you lil bitch im a queen wht the fuck do you think u can talk to me like that }me{ok so this is taking way to long i can see light for the first time in a long time but u stand between it and me and well i cant beat u so im tyring the be friendly tell i can get the fuck away from you my queen }queen {ok i will let you out but remove these bones from my land and come by ever other blank } me {of course my queen}[he still does not no that that where means he knows its one of those numbers ] hay did the clock on this screen just change i think it did hmmm o well any way im out in the sun light wants again and the queen steps out of the fucking ground and then just keeps walking like there is no dirt or any fucking thing there to staned right next to me me {hello my queen i was just leaving } her {right well i need to no how you think u a lvl 3 are going to carry all of these bones and right past my ppl it would take you like what 10,000 years ?} me {well if i had to but no i will do it with this} [he does the dum ass dance i thought up for that spell again he payed for a 2nd one before using his fist one ]]{my queen there is another of these asome mo fos in that hill over there if you whould be so kind as to get him we can well let me show you }[he orders skull2 to summon legion] {you see if you free his bro he can gard me and these duds can carry shit see i keep my word just need a lil more from you my queen} [queen fucking smiles at him dum fucking cunt ]queen {i see well the thing is i am the queen and i need o act like it so i shell do this but you are no longer free to leave u may stay near the enge and i will be watching [she goes busten throu the skull and will u no the rest tell next time my love]

chap 2 so my bitch[he means my queen] busted trou the skulls got my unice from the masses and gave her a proper bitch smake for me {yep i make the queens obay ...}[bitch] so that is why i had to stay near this bitch she wanted my bones gone [{score one for man right my bitches}]

well it took some time and i had to kill some of her kids [i shit you not he just said it right there and shit]but i how have a grand bone casle i still to skull so she noes who is me and who is her i dont piss the ground of bitch[one more jucking thime]where was i o thats wright i have real papper now so i can wright with out it just bing in a cold dark room [ya its just a lil dimer dum ass]im sry i cut off your arm but you will alwase dim me [{he is my god just so we are clear}not even close bitcvh]that is the last time i will ever see you good by my soon to be hive king

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