POST#62733: Another World Isekai and curses blessings. (TL's Note: Isekai means plan)
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1. OP (Active)
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Please help me
1. Guild Leader (Retired)
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Sure, but first it would be best if you could explain your situation
1. Thief (Active)
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Yo, did we just get some new blood around here? @Goddess
1. Merchant (Active)
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400G/word of advice
1. Merchant (Active)
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Or any other currencies of your choice
1. OP (Active)
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Sorry, you’re right, I was so panicked that I just wanted to post something as soon as possible.
I guess I should start by saying that I was a freshly grad student on my way home from a job interview. That day I hadn't slept much as I had been busy exorcising the millions of spirits trapped in my lower body, so I wasn't paying particular attention to where I was going.
That's why it's unfair of that God-guy to blame me for having run over some random Riajuu with a truck I borrowed a few moments prior to that. (TL’s Note: Chadwick Qarax Riajuu, 14/03/XXXX-27/10/XXXX, a man of the famous dynasty of casanovas)
It's utter nonsense to be banished from my home-world just for such a small slip-up. He even started saying something about how I had to take the place of the guy I offed, having to become a hero in a different world while also using the damned Riajuu's blessing, which apparently got a bit twisted because of his unexpected death.
1. Goddess (Hiring)
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Yes. _(:з)∠)_
1. Thief (Active)
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Which of your subordinates was it this time?
1. Archer (Retired)
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You never give up, do you? lol
1. Goddess (Hiring)
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Ignacio. ヾ(•ω•`)o
1. OP (Active)
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Since I appeared inside a town, I decided to explore it and see what it had to offer. Lo and behold, there was an Adventurers’ Guild hanging around near the plaza. Truly a standard template.
Anyway, I decided to sign up so I could get some documents and a way to get money, which I needed as I planned to book a room at an inn. Not really one for camping beneath the starry sky. I gotta say the receptionist was a bit rude, he kept cutting me off, saying something like “You’re talking too much!” but that’s like, totally not true.
1. Mage (Retired)
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@Archer would she ever? Besides, I really can’t imagine @Merchant not being greedy
@OP fess up, what’s your ability huh?
1. Mage (Retired)
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“Totally not true” huh
1. Guild Leader (Retired)
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There is almost always some sort of Guild in all worlds under the @Goddess’ providence
1. Archer (Retired)
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Touché
1. OP (Active)
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And then I was it with the usual:
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>Name?
(TL’s Note: Don’t share your personal info over the Internet!)
>Age?
(TL’s Note: Don’t share your personal info over the Internet!)
>Profession?
I didn’t really know what to say at the time, but the guy put me down as a Commander as he glared at the girls behind me
>Redeeming ability?
The only one I had was the ability I received half a day before: whoever/whatever I defeat transforms into a girl that will promptly join my harem.
At first, when the God-guy was explaining the ability to me, I was like, “Oh, I know that one! It’s kinda like in mangas and such where, when the protagonist defeats a masked individual or a strong monster, many a time it turns out that it was a girl all along”
1. Goddess (Hiring)
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Correct. (*≧u≦)7
1. Thief (Active)
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You’re now on my shit list.
1. Archer (Retired)
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Ah, I just remembered I left the stove’s gas open, guess I’ll try to help you next time!
1. Guild Leader (Retired)
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Ouch, this is the wrong crowd for that kind of power
1. Mage (Retired)
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Sharing is caring
1. Merchant (Active)
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Aura of the Loser Skill Scroll: 5.000.000G a month for 36 months
Perv.
1. OP (Active)
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But then, after surviving the voyage in the spatial rift the God-guy tossed me in, just as I thought “Phew, I thought I would have never survived that, that pressure seemed to want to make a new kind of pancake with me as the main ingredient.” The rift froze up for a while before starting to shine and its shape starting to change.
As alarms went off in my head, I really wanted to scream “WHY DOES 'SURVIVING' COUNT TOO?”
1. OP (Active)
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HUH?!
1. Guild Leader (Retired)
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Don’t mind them, they’re just venting their frustrations
1. Goddess (Hiring)
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Strange. (´･ω･`)?
1. OP (Active)
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As Rift-chan finished materializing, another bright light simultaneously appeared behind me. It was at that point that I remember landing on some trash as I exited the portal, completely crushing it. I had decided to stay completely still for the time, since I thought that if I didn’t move, I wouldn’t be able to “defeat” anything. How naive I was.
My whole body lit up and at that point I believed it was now my turn for magical girl-like transformation, but my expectations were completely blown away: the God-guy told me he had cleaned up and strengthened my body, so that’s probably why, while all the germs (bacteria, viruses, etc.) and harmful substances from the environment were being promptly neutralized by my immune system. The back alley I popped up in became crowded in a flash.
The only thing I’m glad for is that it seemed that “duplicates” weren’t a thing, so only the first “enemy” of its kind would become a girl and join my ever-growing harem.
As they all acclimatized themselves to their bodies, they also started to gaze at me, all with their own emotions. (TL’s Note: what was actually going on in the harem’s collective mind at the time: *incoherent harem-gasm thoughts about OP-kun*) I didn’t really know how to deal with it all, so I opted to “stroll around the town” to get away from the situation. Of course they all followed me...
1. Guild Leader (Retired)
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That’s… I’m glad @Thief called the @Goddess early on
1. Archer (Retired)
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I’m not
1. Mage (Retired)
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You know, if you give me your world’s coordinates, I can come there and help you lighten your burden
1. Goddess (Hiring)
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Resolving. (⌐■_■)
1. Thief (Active)
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@Goddess, there’s no need to be so hasty, let him deal with it himself for a bit longer...
1. Goddess (Hiring)
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Solution: Greatly diminish subject’s luck. o(*°▽°*)o
1. OP (Active)
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Oh, thank you very much!
1. Merchant (Active)
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Lucky Charm (Consumable): 5.000G for 3 pieces
1. Archer (Retired)
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LMAO
1. OP (Active)
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Wait a second! I don’t think that’s necessary, let’s talk about it!
1. Goddess (Hiring)
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Thread closed. ᓚᘏᗢ