A man walks down the street. He's tall, lanky, and hunched, his hair is so long you can't see his face. "I wonder..." he says.

Suddenly a truck comes by, and the man decides to jump in front of the truck. The impact was so hard it sent him tumbling, little by little breaking every bone in his body, blood everywhere. Somehow he managed to consistently tumble down the road for a whole mile, completely defying the laws of nature. His body somewhat still intact, lands on train tracks. Then a train appears out of nowhere completely demolishing any remains his body still has. He was now nothing more than little bits and pieces of flesh, which subsequently were eaten by crows.

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