Chapter 1
INT. Satan’s Room
WE OPEN in Satan’s room, which has black walls and black furniture. Burnt out candles sit on either side of him. Black curtains cover a window and light streams in. He sits up in his bed, rubbing his eyes.
Narration: It is January 4th 2020, the day of the Satanel reunion. Who are the Satanels? Well, this is one of them.
As he gets up, a text shows up saying the following
Satan Satanel
4,542,999 years old, but 25 in every other way
Demon
Rules The Ayuzumian Hell
Has a Temper
Satan has a getting ready montage. He puts on a fresh clean robe, puts on leggings, puts on his demonias, and spends 20 minutes brushing his hair. After he finishes, he says this.
Satan: Finally.
Satan parts all his hair to the left side of his head (mostly) and wears his iconic red tie.
Satan, thinking: Perfect.
The door slams open, revealing Arsene. She yells out. A text shows up by her saying the following
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Arsene Mendoza
4,543,000 Years old but 25 in every other way
Goddess
Creates human beings for a living
Ultimate Mom Friend
Arsene: Did I wake up too late? Wait, I’m still going too, right?
Satan: You’re fine, we still have 20 minutes.
Arsene sighs and leaves. Nico enters the room, holding onto the doorframe. He is in pajamas, looking tired and a little disheveled. Next to him, a text box with the following appears saying:
Nicolaus “Nico” Astraia
4,542,997 Years old but 25 in every other way
Demon
Bodyguard but also a close friend of Satan and Arsene
Timid
Nico: Sorry, sir, I overslept, and so did Arsene.
Satan: It’s okay.
Nico: Oh, speaking of, am I off from work again like past years of the reunion or do I come with?
Satan: I mean if you want to come with us that’d be fine. I wouldn’t make you work, you’d come as our close family friend. I’d still pay you though.
Nico gets happy and excited.
Nico: Really?
Nico runs to his room, which is a few doors from Satan’s.
INT: Hallway of Everyone’s Rooms
Satan starts to walk out, but he bumps into Crow and Bree. They are walking the hallways talking, Bree with crossed arms and Crow with a hand on his hip. Next to them, the following text boxes pop up:
Crow Satanel
2018 Years old but 21 in every other way
Spector (Demon Subspecies)
An artist but also the Heir of The Ayuzumian Hell
Secretly a mom friend but pretends he’s very angery
Bree Astraia
22 Years Old
Half demon, some part human, and has trace amounts of Fairy DNA
In a band but also the Heiress of The Fuschia Kingdom
Loud Introvert
Crow: Oh, sorry dad.
Bree sheepishly looks to the side.
Bree: Hi, Mr. Satanel.
Satan: Hi Bree. Your dad is coming to the reunion with Arsene and I. Your welcome to come too.
Bree: I have plans with my friends.
Satan: That’s alright. Crow, are you coming or are you gonna blow this off for the 5th year in a row?
Crow becomes annoyed.
Crow: Ugh. Yeah.
Satan: Good. Are you ready then?
Crow: Yeah. Is everyone else?
Satan: We’re just waiting on Nico.
Bree: Alright, I’m out, seeya.
Bree teleports away with her blood magic. Nico races out in a beanie, and more presentable comfy clothes.
Nico: I’m ready!
Crow: Are we taking Ariella?