Monsters
Thats what we call them, A quite broad category for all things that came out as a result of Doomsday, the time when a giant meteor hit our planet(couldn't miss it) killing half of us, at least that's what they tell us in our history books.
I'm Will, self proclaimed strongest in the land, at least until the aliens attack. But that's probably a long way off and I'm not exactly known for my patience. Thats why I could be currently seen sighing on top of a mountain, yep the tall, handsome (REALLY HANDSOME) guy(WHOSE ALAO LOADED) with the ponytail, a manly ponytail I'll tell you, and you should listen since I happen to be VERY fashionable I guess I should also tell you the mountain I'm standing on isn't really a mountain. For one the entire thing is made of crude iron and you usually don't see mountains made of that at least not THIS, big another thing is that it was slowly swaying up and down almost like a heart beat, and in case you didn't know mountains don't really do that well... maybe a volcano would HOWEVER this my dear friends isnt a volcano but rather my first partner SIR ROCK a Monster, don't worry your head off though most monsters aren't this big nooo Mr rock head had to eat a looooooot to grow so big and strong(almost ate me out of home). Why am I on said notreallyamountian you ask? Its because I have to go to some Council of Planetary Defence or whatever and didn't feel like walking. Here's the thing though I don't really feel like going to this meeting either. As much as I want to, I can't play hooky for it either after all, I started the whole mess. Some stupid criminal I spared ended up creating a Mega crime empire thingy and was thinking of taking over the world. Can't have that afterall if I'm not in control of the world why should they? Anyway I've been standing here thinking about what I should do for half an hour AND I GOT IT I'll just start over! Now, Now, I'm not crazy for coming up with that idea since I have a Crystal that can CONTROL time well, not control but rather rewind as such I decided to simply run awa-*Ahem* go back in time to fix my problems before they even started. Having decided as such I reach into my pouch(not a man purse how dare you) and take out a glowing crystal right as I'm about I'm about to crush it the whole place starts shaking however
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*chuckle* "im kidding, how could I forget you?" I say reaching into my pouch again grabbing a different colored crystal pressing it against rocky. In a few seconds the black stone starts glowing with the same color as the time crystal
"Now, that's everyone right? Alright lets-"
"What about us Will?" Asked a voice so sweet it was sickening hearing the voice I couldn't help but gulp
SHIT HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THEM? Wiping the sweat off my brow thanking the gods for letting me dodge that bullet.
"Haha HAHA j-just how could I forget about my favorite women in the world? I say reaching into my pouch for the THIRD time that day grabbing a handful of said rocks I threw them to the women
"Mmhm what ever you say honey let's get this show on the road alright?" With quick efficiency they all get the rocks ready making me look like a slow and clumsy sloth
*sigh* maybe I was trying to run away from them? In any case I crush the rock and step into the portal in front of me.
Time for new game plus eh? Wait I don't get to keep any of my badass sidekicks do I? As such without asking anyone, Will stepped back in time altering everything, probably for the worse... what was it called? The Butterfly Affect? Wait no its effect Damn, I always get those two messed up.