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Siri bonks some green men.

Siri bonks some green men.

My teddy is the best in the world. So when weird happens, I got my teddy to protect me. Mama said so, and mama knows everything. So when the strange lights happened, I was prepared. What is this sticky stuff?

Dragon egg crushed

Bloodline merged. System updated.

Ewwww. What is this. I do not like this. Yucky stuff is bad, mama said so. Clean clean status:

Status: (Minimized) Level 1:

Siri Smith Mosvik Growing/Integrating Bloodline/Healthy Strength: 1+(3) 1+(20) Agility: 1+(3) 2+(20) Constitution: 1+(3) 1+(20) Spirit: 1+(3) 2+(20)

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Stupid blue. AWAY!! I see water. Lets go wash. Green man stop me. I bonk him on head, I need wash.

50 XP gained. Level up (2).

Strange man, I just bonk him, and he lies there. Well sleep is good. Mama said to let sleeping people rest. I can't disturb papa. Sleep well green man.

This is water. I clean. Why is there stupid fish here? Bonk fish. Wash.

100 XP gained. Level up (3).

I clean now. Stupid green men and fish. I go find mama now.

I bonk green men in the way. They must be bad men. Mama said they would try to stop me. Said they were kidnappers? Green men must be bad. Must bonk them and run away. 1,2,4 bad men. I can count good.

200 XP gained. Level up (4).

Smoke! Where is Teddy? We need to stop fire! How stop? Water lots of water!

Spell learned: Water bombing lvl 1.

1200 XP gained: Level up (6)

Smoke gone. More green men sleeping. They started fire! Bad men! Where is Teddy? I need fairy to help me find!

Spell learned Summon Fairy lvl 1.

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