Located deep within the foggy dew of Willamette Valley, around the curvaceous press of deep cut gullies and rocky mountain peaks, Entropy is a picturesque escape from modern life that you didn't know that you needed!

Come visit us and experience history! The story of our town begins with its founding in 1841 by the Billows family, originally as “Billowsburg,” when Their family heirloom upright piano fell from the lead covered wagon.

The family's pet squirrel Joe lost its life under that piano, and the youngest grandson, Billy Billows, demanded a full funeral remembering his sacrifice.

The funeral included military honors and a full twenty one gun salute. With only three muzzle-loading muskets and soggy gunpowder, the funeral took so long and was so tiring that the family decided to halt their travel westword and found this city.

Visit "Piano Gully", the first paved road of our town, and see a bronze replica of that very same piano!

Our town motto is taken from the impassioned speech that the family patriarch Henry Hayward Billows made to persuade the family to stay!

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“We's good 'nuff, we's tough 'nuff and we don't needs to prove nothin' to nobody nohows!”

Entropy is the cute little western town that you always come back to, you went off to college and dropped out halfway through your creative writing degree because you could always go back to your home town and drink at the old time saloon with all your friends and family. It's a do nothing, say nothing, care nothing kind of town.

Facts about our town:

> We are the third to last stop on the Oregon trail!

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> Our school mascot is named after our fallen friend Joe. Come see "Roadkill Joe" at one of our home games!

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> The Town's name was changed to "Entropy" in 1941 as a publicity stunt during the town's centennial celebration! One day before pearl harbor.

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> Server Farms, with new money tech bros and computer jockeys are currently invading our town!

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> Our historic landmark, "Willies Wiley Saloon" was replaced by an Avocado Toast Cafe! I used to drink at that saloon…

Today, Entropy's extraordinarily well preserved early-twentieth-century architecture draws visitors from around the world! Entropy serves as an ideal overnight home-base for visitors - bikers, hikers, wine-tasters, and people who love a good cowboy ghost story!

Come be refreshed, be yourself, be inspired… Come be Entropy for a while.

Note to self: edit out the sarcasm before publishing this brochure.