What the cute penguin girl Wing did not expect however, was the invisible floor she immediately landed on.
It felt odd, to walk on air and hover thousands of meters above ground, next to the floating island of Discordia. But it seemed stable enough and Kana was the first to get used to the strange sensation.
He dashed off, sliding all over the place and Wing also soon realised the fun of sliding on the floor that felt very much like glass.
As they both went further and further away from Discordia they only found two other existences. A few flying memes, chirping and dashing into each other, growing in size and puffing out of existence afterwards.
Some were really funny and the dragon-penguin duo enjoyed them quite a bit before stumbling on the second existence.
Waterslides. Giant waterslides in various colors soon littered the ground around them.
Apparently they could only be seen when one stood very close to them. Kana curiously went closer to a yellow one, but wing poked him and made him pay attention to the writing above.
Everybody Loves Large Chests
Kana eyed Wing. He tilted his head. “Too lewd?” He asked.
Wing just blushed and walked off. Kana followed along happily.
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After a bit of searching they came upon a very curious thing. A green water slide that had it’s entry blocked. Huh. What was this?
Curious, they both ran closer and inspected the red writing on black background.
Pending Approval 43:26:32
The timer ticked down. And just as they both wanted to turn around to leave, a pink bolt of lightning impacted the waterslide and a large block of text levitated upwards.
~~DENIED~~
The waterslide had turned into a large pile of pink fluff. Cotton candy?
Wing carefully got closer, when Kana ran right into the big pile with open mouth, greedily devouring the sugary treat.
It tasted very, very good!
As they sat and enjoyed their newfound meal, they observed the origin of the pink lightning bolt.
A giant, flying violet octopus, that wore a green monocle and black top hat. Huh. Who would that be?
Kana tilted his head using his [Inspect] skill.
Nemanja. Playing : Civilization V: Vox Populi
Wing waved him thanks for the cotton candy.
For some reason there were wooden sticks in there as well, and the duo armed themselves with two large cotton-candy-swords before continuing they quest for a good first adventure.
So far it had been going great.
Another large Emu-focused meme draw Wings attention towards a bright orange waterslide. It was a bit different than other slides, as it was draped with lots and lots of signs. Wing and Kana both could not read those signs, but something told them they were both sarcastic and funny at the same time.
When Wing read the title however, she felt like this one would do very well...
THERE IS NO EPIC LOOT HERE, ONLY PUNS.