How do you survive in a foreign country during an apocalypse? What would you do if you had zero athletic ability or survival skills? What if you're the type of person who lives off delivery everyday? Introverted? Overweight? Basically the character in every "end of the world" story you know that always dies first? Yea... that's me. Wondering how I survived, huh?  Sigh...Might as well pull up that seat, sit down and join us. If I'm gonna tell it, it's only going to be one time. So quiet down and pay attention. I guess I'll start this nonsense from the beginning.........