Reader encounters a wild Hiiro Aragon!
Please choose move:
Item Attack Read on RUN FOR YOUR DAMN LIFE
(brackets mean author (the god of the world) is talking, and other gods mean you readers) (Woojexo is my god name.)
Wait? What the hell is that? What is this white space where my thoughts are aparently showing up? ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT IS THIS A TROLL?
[Sheesh! Your no gentleman! No Hiiro, this is not a troll, and please remain sane. The other gods can't continue like this.]
Wait... i'm so sorry god! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me your holiness Woojexo!
[Don't worry Hiiro, I knew you'd act this way. Now, to the point, DON'T MIND THIS SPACE. It's just a interface for me and the other gods to see you. Just do your normal life. Still, do pay attention to your new function in your mind, AKA notifications (lame I know) which when I send you a message through here you will be abe to see it. just picture a little blue button in your mind with the word GOD on it. It will flash when I send you something.]
THANK YOU! THIS IS AN HONOR! But why are you gods monitoring me?
[simply put, entertainment. it's boring to do your tedious normal work, isn't it?]
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Yeah, your right. I can understand it now.
[Good luck Hiiro, as you will need it. Farewell for now.]
Wait? What do you mean? Can you explain to me?
Please?
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Well, that was weird.
Well, back to my life. WHY THE FUCKING HELL AM I FALLING? EVEN MORE SEATED IN MY DESK? First off, jump out of desk. Second, notice how close the ground is. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK X100000
Calm down. Calm down. Wait? If iI spread my arms and legs out? And then use a quick spell to stretch my clothes..., YES! It worked! Now i'm falling much slower, and with that comes a memory. a memory about how to use a "wingsuit" like this. I can escape my death! Expediting myself, (that is a word), I spot a cavity in the wall, and then quickly "fly" over to it taking my chances.
As soon as my feet are on the ground, I crouch and look down, and then a gruesome site lays before me. All the girls, were sucked into an yellow light, and all the boys just splattered. Yep. Splattered. serves them right! they always shoved me, used dangerous spells against me, and one time burned me so bad that I was forced to spend a month in infirmary, and I GOT THE PUNSIHMENT! Problem was, they all came from VERY powerful noble and even a royal background. Fuck them. if I could, I would beat the living crap out of em' and leave em to die. Looking up, the ceiling is closed, so then how did we fall here? Looking down once again, the last guy falls down, and splats, with a sickening crunch, with his bones flying all over the place. Now that i'm looking closely, there are ribs and other bones all over the palce with about 1/4 of them sticking up, lodged in the ground.
Turning around and walking into the cavity, there's a huge smile just cemented on my face, with my hapiness for the guys just simply dying. As soon as I see a light in the cavity, I do the stupidist thing i've ever done in my life: I touched it.
a green vortex sucks me in, and strangely, I don't put up a fight! it feels... good? then I close my eyes, and when I open them, i'm sitting on what looks like a... crystal throne?
Congratulations on becoming the most powerful dungeon in existence!