About an orphan orphaned by noble stupidity over spoiled cheese.  She's capable, curious, definitely opinionated, but not entirely consistent.  Her name is Sammy and this is the story of her doom. Sammy's head whips around and she says with wide, surprised eyes that quickly narrow with suspicion, "Huh?  What?!" [I am planning to submit on Saturdays and Sundays, with unscheduled drops as I so desire.]