Welcome to the Multiverse! I am the System (with a capital S). everyone else is fucked, but because you're fat, beta trash, I’ll put you in a bunch of situations where you should’ve died but somehow you survive.

Because you were the first person to run away from a lvl. 1 goblin, you’ve earned the title Goblin Runner!

Goblin Runner

A title given to the first person who ran away from a goblin

+1000% movement speed

Congratulations! You’ve killed a Goblin (lvl. 2)! (100 XP)

Because the goblin is 1 level higher than you additional XP points will be earned. (20,000 XP)

Because the method of killing the goblin was so unique (falling off the tree branch and crushing the goblin with your obese body) additional XP will be earned. (25,000)

You have received 45,100 XP.

You are now level 34!

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Because you have killed the 934th monster, you’ve received the Title First Kill.

First Kill

An award given to the person who makes the Nth kill, where N is the MC’s kill number.

+100% Attack

Because you have swung your sword 5 times, you have earned the skill God Level Swordsmanship.

Because you have successfully outsmarted a Hill Giant (lvl. 13), you have earned the Title Genius.

Genius

A title bestowed on the MC and true geniuses.

+50% chance on genius plans succeeding.

The Kobold (lvl. 4) has dropped Excalibur!

Excalibur

Rank: Extra-Extra EX

Grants the wielder unlimited power.

Deals 10 million damage

Because you have saved 5 women, who then instantly fell in love with you, you’ve earned the Title Harem Keeper.

Harem Keeper

A title bestowed on those who have a harem of 5+ women.

You last 10% longer during sex

You’ve unlocked the mythic rarity class God!

God (Class)

Literally a god.