[While sleeping the metal slime's body suddenly glowed and started to change, and as he woke up he felt an extreme amount of pain surging trough his body]
"Ah, FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK"
[His body has been in sudden shock due to the development of his new nervous system. As platinum colored lines appear on his body, and veins and their fluids start flowing rapidly troughout his metallic shell]
"FUCK! FUCK! FUCK FUCK!"
"Why is it every time I fall asleep loud noises suddenly pour into my ears!"(Teressa)
"Wait what the fuck is happening!"(Teressa)
"It's so bright turn the fucking lights off!"
[As his body is changing a set of mettalic chips start forming in the midddle of his body, and even more pain surges trough it as these are actually processors. These processors compute for the senses the same as a human's]
[And as some of you may guess this is a process of evolution for our protagonist]
"Fucking shit, what's going on?!?!?"
(Opening status window)
Character sheet:
Name: (Unknown)
Level: 20
Class: True being (Boss Monster)
Species: Computer Orb
Hp: 2145/5600
Hp regen: 11.2/second
Mp: 0 / 492
Mp regen: 2.46/second
Strength: 87
Vitality: 112
Agility: 86
Dexterity: 213
Intelligence: 246
Wisdom: 56
Skills
Passives: (Float),(Quick Process),(Boss Monster),(Gunsmithing),(Energy manipulation),(Sonar)
Active: (Absorption),(Dissolve),(Spark),(Create railgun),(Unstable energy),(Taunt),(Screech),(Rapid fire),(Overclock)
Title: (Rude Bastard),(Desperate idiot on a battlefield),(Gay Hentai),(Kamikaze),(Creator of an abomination),(Higher Intellectual)
(Holy shit!)
(The title true idiot disappeared!!!)
"That's all that's fucking amazing to you!"
"Ah fuck it's morning anyways, come on you two carry my stuff, let's get going!"
~noooo 5 more minutes~ (Anne)
"Come on Anne or he'll get mad"(Teressa)
"Okay, okay im up"(Anne)
[As they walk down the road they see a village on the horizon. They got closer and their pace picked up, they were actually faster ever since the slime became a floating orb almost never to be bound by friction ever again]
"Fuck! I'm in a tiny cage! And why is my mana not replenishing!!!"
(6 days, 3 hours and 24 minutes till exhaustion ends)
[Well Almost]
[The orb got caught after falling down a cliff and bumping into a marching army, killing the man he fell on]
[As the two girls follow their locked up master, they head into the city of "new origin" which is in the territory of the Forren empire. While still locked up they head for the castle in the middle of the city, It was large, no large is an understatement, it was humongous! Towering at 20 stories high it was the highest point in any place they have ever been]
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[And as they were headed there, the glaring eyes of the people can be seen everywhere as they pass by the road, apparently the news about the Prince's death was well known troughout the whole kingdom]
[Every single person, man, woman and child was glaring at the orb with much hatred for it...and as well as fear]
[The prince Slyth Forren was a well known duelist and was well known as the undefeated, may it be an elite soldier or monster none have succeded in defeating him]
[As they arrived at the foot of the castle, a massive gate stood before them, it was made of hardened steel and several gargoyles were guarding it as well]
"Open the gates"(Soldier carrying the cage)
[As the gate was lifted up, an old man was walking towards them. He was adorned with many jewelries and is wearing a bright red cloak, and a crown sat on his head]
"Is the the beast that has mercilessly murdered my son!"(Old man)
"Sir the prince is not dead"(Bodyguard of the king)
"Tell me soldier, if you were castrated and left in the fields with no pants what would you want to have?"(Old man)
"I'd rather be dead sir"(Bodyguard of the king)
"Exactly"(Old man)
"Anyways lock it up in the dungeon, I do not wish to see this hideous beast any more!"(Old man)
"How dafuq am I hideous! I am perfectly round!"
"Wait it speaks!"(Old man)
"Of course I speak I'm not stupid like you guys!"
"You guys are as smart as bricks with legs"
"Such insolence! And you dare say that in front of the king! I ought to have you fed to the dogs!"(Other Bodyguard)
"I have a better idea. WHY NOT TORTURE IT UNTIL IT'S MIND BREAKS, AND DONT STOP UNTIL IT DOES!!!!"(Old man)
"Ahhh fuck"
(6 days 1 hour and 12 minutes of torture later)
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
"Wow this guys hasn't had his head break down yet"(Torturer 1)
"Yeah it has been almost a week and it's still pissed at us"(Torturer 2)
(Exhaustion has ended)
"For fuck's finally sake! Im goingto kill all of you!!!!"
"(Create railgun)!!!"
[As he rampages troughout the room, he arrives at the door at the fartherst corner of the place, but not after slaughtering everyone inside of it]
[He breaks down the door and sees multiple prisoners locked inside every cell of the dungeon. The dungeon was massive and was extremely spacious, yet even if it was, all of the cells were completely overcrowed]
[As he passes by, all of the prisoners begged our protagonist for help, hoping that he will have mercy and free them, and he hears all of their cries for help.]
[He turns around and looked at all of them, the prisoners overfilled with joy, seeing that the strange orb is about to open the cells]
[And he says to them]
"(Unstable energy)!!!"
[He slaughters all of them, every single person inside of every cages was slain mercilessly. Eyes of disbelief and fear stare at the floating orb as their last breaths were taken away by a bright light]
[The soldiers rush to the cages as they have heard explosions troughout the underground, only to see a bloodied orb, slowly approaching them]
[And all they could hear was a voice saying]
(You have recieved 4 levels please check your stats)
[But the orb ignored that and continued to slaughter all of the soldiers, nobles and even the merchants inside the castle as he makes his way to the throne room]
[And as he arrives he blasts the beautiful golden doors into a pile of rubble, and then he sees the princess bekng married to the king's first son]
[Duke Barista]
"Father, it seems a lost beast has broken inside the room on they of my wedding, I would like to see it hung on the wall father"(Barista)
"Guards! Break the disgusting thing!"(Old man)
[As the guards approach the strange floating orb, they slowly realize that their bodies have been pierced and blood has sprayed everywhere. Even if they did notice it, they only learn about one thing.]
[It was too late]
"Son get back! I'll deal with this!"(Old man)
[As he said that, his head splattered all over the throne room's walls]
[And all the prince could do was wonder, Why is it so mad? Why is it killing everybody? What have I done to deserve this?]
[The answer is because he took the two most important things in his current life]
[The two bacon sandwiches that were stolen from him on the day he was captured]
[The orb was so mad because he could only gaze in horror as his beloved sandwiches were devoured by the king's men]
[And the last words the prince will ever hear is]
"Fuck you"
[As his body was cut clean in the middle, and the blood colors the floor in chrimson red]
[All that the orb did now was recover his two slaves and left the desolated castle]
"Why did you save us"(Teressa)
"Don't take this the wrong way but I only did this because I was pissed"
"Oh, I see"(Teressa)
[The princess feeling sad and rejected cheered up when she heard]
"Also it's because I want you guys to make me another sandwich"
"Ah, yes! I will make the best sandwich you will ever taste"
[But the little orb and his companions did not know was as they were traversing the land to their next destination, the king amd his first son was ressurected at the church in the middle of the continent]
[But all that he realized was that he forgot to check his stats]
(You have recieved 3 levels please check your stats)
"Oh yeah my stats!"
Character sheet:
Name: (K*****r)
Level: 27
Class: True being (Boss Monster)
Species: Computer Orb
Hp: 3452/10350
Hp regen: 16.7/second
Mp: 21 / 644
Mp regen: 6.44/second
Strength: 121
Vitality: 167
Agility: 114
Dexterity: 272
Intelligence: 322
Wisdom: 80
Skills
Passives: (Solid shell),(Mp Regeneration),(Float),(Quick Process),(Boss Monster),(Gunsmithing),(Energy manipulation),(Sonar)
Active: (Absorption),(Dissolve),(Spark),(Create railgun),(Unstable energy),(Taunt),(Screech),(Rapid fire),(Overclock),(Berserk)
Title: (Rude Bastard),(Desperate idiot on a battlefield),(Gay Hentai),(Kamikaze),(Creator of an abomination),(Higher Intellectual), (Human Slaughterer)
"Fuck! My name is about to appear!"
(Process of evoloution my friend)
"No it's not! Fuck you!"
[As he shouts at the system they head to the beastkin village "Randolf"]