It's time.
Another one huh. I wonder who the target is this time. Last month we had that old guy. He had a nice suit. Kinda weird looking though. A week after him there was that fatso who played a hero. He was probably just a pervert and wanted to touch that girl. Disgusting. Last week was a teenager. He was probably a loner; a loser at his school or something. I bet he was bullied a lot. Hondo said he gets a lot of those kind of people. It's always a bunch of depressing guys with pathetic lives. I wonder what makes them so special. I bet it's probably because they're all perverts or something. These gods sure pick weird people.
Well, we're getting close. They said we should see the target around here. Hmm, it's pretty dark already. I wonder what they're doing out so late. Okay, this is the street. Wow, such a long road. Ten more seconds. I'll keep a slow and steady pace. Four more seconds. Now it's time to speed up.
3...2...1!
I see him! It's just some young guy again. He's stumbling? He's drunk! SUUUPID. Well, it's now or never. Charge!
*CRASH*
Ah, another job well done. He's probably going to be reborn as some stupid monster now. A slime again? Maybe. How come they don't ever become a cat or a bird? Birds are cool. They get to fly. I want be able to fly. Pleen and Jett sure are lucky they get to do that.
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Maybe he'll be a pretty baby instead. I bet he'll be a perverted baby. I feel bad for his new mom having to breast feed him. Gross.
AH! My bumper is all bloody. It even got on the windshield. I just got it washed and polished too. Oh well. At least I didn't run into a building like last time. The dents are still there. It sure was annoying. I got really hot when my engine started to smoke. I didn't think I was going to make it. It's still better than Tayoto though. He fell off a cliff trying to get his target. It took him six months to finish all the repairs.
Hmm...it's been a few minutes already, shouldn't I be contacted by now?
*beep beep beep*
There it is! Oh, a message from the god Cami.
"Torruk-kun, Thanks for completing this mission. This poor soul will be transported to a new world to fight off the revival of the demon lord as the new hero. Your work has been essential. Your payment has been processed. I'll be depending on you again in the future. -23,369th God, Cami"
Ahh, it feels good to have made a new partnership. Working as a Vehicle Assisted Navigation Summoner (VANS) is hard work. The job demand sure is high though. I'll be in business for a long time.