The brain of humans tasted like the best chicken you have ever tasted. The taste overwhelmes my senses which makes me almost moan out in ecstasy. I know that i was a human a few hours ago but I was in a eat or be eaten situation where i had to eat this amazingly tasty chicken oops i mean poor human who didn't deserve any of this.
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Well hi everyone my name is Ben and yes i hate to admit it but im an adict oh snap wrong lines i mean im a zombie. Yes im an amazing zombie who quiet frankly deserves just as much rights as you humans do. This all happened in a galaxy far far away, damn wrong genre i mean this happened a a couple of hours ago when the world hit the shit and people started eating other people and i so happened to be bitten when i was getting head in the bathroom( cool pose). FINE i wasnt getting head i was (head down murmuring) jacking off when out of nowhere i was jumped within my own home by my friends dog. A mans best friend my ass the little ankle bitte got me with my pants down quite litteraly.
ANYWAY, the second i was bit by the little shit i was turned into something different then what you see now a beautiful 5 foot 7(im only 16 relax) medium length silky black hair with brown (sometimes light brown eyes) with a tattooed right arm which guys to be honest hurt sooooo much BUT i was a man about it and didnt cry (cheers sound in the background).
ANYWAY back to the story once i was bit by the little dog whose name i cant remember i got up and whacked it with my dick HA just kidding i got up and stomped on it. No real animals where hurt to make this film courtesy of every movie with animals. Once i stepped on poor whats his name i heard a ding and a blue screen popped up.
CONGRATIULATIONS HUMAN YOU HAVE STARTED THE GAME OF LIFE AND DEATH ALL THANKS TO YOUR ALL GREAT MASTER WHICH IS ME. BUT IT SEEMS YOU HAVE BEEN BITTEN SUCKSSSSS HAHAHAHAHA
This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.
NO BUT FOR REAL THAT DOES SUCK BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOUT TO TURN INTO A MINDELESS ZOMBIE BUT I JUST SO HAPPEN TO LIKE YOU SO THIS IS WHATS GONNA HAPPEN RACE CHANGE: ZOMBIE SKILL AQUIRED: SENTIENCE TITILE RECIEVED: GODS HUMUR
So all this and that happened which caused me to have paler skin, grey eyes, black hair and sharper nails and teeth for ripping apart flesh.
I look over to the right side of me ignoring the dead dog and i see
PURE PERFECTION ( forgot to mention im a little arrogant and concieted) ( just a little) YESSSSSS ILL FINALY LOSE MY VIRGINITY.
I screamed at the top of my lungs which awarded me with a shut up from down stairs.
SORRY OLD LADY FROM DOWNSTAIRS. I yelled my apology
OH A BTW FROM ME GOD SINCE I SAVED YOU I WILL PUT YOU IN DEATHMATCH TOURNOMENT OF THIS SOLAR SYSTEM AND THEN GALAXY AND ON AND ON. P.S. ITS NOW START MATCH HUMAN FROM THE NEWLY TURNED PLANET EARTH AND A ZOMBIE FROM THE SAME PLACE LADYS AND GENTLEMEN PLACE YOUR BETS.
I was teleported to a box like place that was pure white, the walls were cold to the touch and there were no openings to leave the box nor were there any way for people to look inside which defeats the purpose of the whole observing to bet.
On the opposite side of me was an approxiametly 20 year old male who stood at 5'9 and had brown hair and brown eyes. The person was trembeling appearantly now knowing what was happening.
Well this will be easy (oh ya im also kinda crazy just a little btw) I stare the man down before i take a runners position and take off torward the man who was stunned at the fact that a boy is charging at him with murder in his eyes. I lunge at the man taking him down as he was unprepared i sink by slightly pointed but very sharp teeth into his neck completly ripping it out before i raise my left hand and claw at his face. My slightly pointed nails went straight through his head as if a hot knife going through butter. I sense a frenzy overcome me.
EAT!!!!
DEVOUR!!!!!
GROW!
GET STRONG!!!!!!
I grab the now dead body and i slurp up the brain mass that ran down the cut head. I grabbed the head within the split head and had a feast.
Here we are back at the begining.
LEVEL UP +1 YOU WIN REWARDS: LEVEL UP +1, DEMINSIONAL DEVICE, SHOP UNLOCKED AND QUEST FUNCTION UNLOCKED