I opened my eyes, only to find myself seated in a white room. I looked around in shock and confusion, wondering where i was.

"Is this a psychiatric ward?" I mused inwardly. "How the hell did I get here?"

"Welcome to paradise!"

 A voice suddenly caught me off guard, startling me out of my seat. I looked towards the direction of the voice, and  in front of me sat a red-haired man wearing a transparent eyeglass, and dressed in a lab coat staring at me, with a soft smile.

"Who the hell are you" I asked taking a defensive stance, and observing the figure before me with suspicious eyes.

The man let out a low chuckle and said "I go by many names, The One above all, The Force of creation, The supreme one, but I suppose you would know me as god."

"Huh? You're god?" I couldn't help but blurt out, eying the man in front of me with skepticism.

"Well...a god," the man replied, "And what's with that look, do you think I'm lying?" He shouted, as he glared at me intensely.

"Okay, easy there" I quickly replied, taking a step back, and raising my hands in surrender.

 "Anyway why am I here?" I asked getting back to the main issue. I vividly remembered working on my final year project and falling asleep, only for me to wake up in this strange psychiatric ward.

"Ahem, about that," god began by clearing his throat, and I knew I wouldn't like his reply.

"Well you see Kevin, being a god entails a lot of work, you know deciding who lives, who dies, when they die and whatnot. So a guy named kelvin Lannister was supposed to die today, but due to the similarities in your names, I mistakingly killed you instead. Sorry, but it really isn't my fault, I mean your names really sound alike. Kelvin Lannister, and Kevin Lanistar, what are the odds?"

I stood there frozen, not because of anger or anything, but because of the sheer stupidness of his excuse." 

"Is this guy truly a god?" I asked myself. Looking at his goofy smile as he scratched the back of his head, I came to a conclusion. 

"Nope, not possible."

"Hey! I really am a god!" He suddenly shouted, glaring straight into my eyes.

"Ahem." Clearing my throat, I diverted the conversation.

"So.... Paradise is a psychiatric ward?"

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"Hehehe, don't be silly" he began, "paradise is anything I want it to be!" He declared while pushing out his chest as if saying "well? You believe me now right?"

"And you chose this because?" I replied while rolling my eyes.

"Boredom." His reply Came almost instantly. "Anyways back to business. Since you died wrongfully, I can give you two choices. One you pass on to heaven and live there peacefully, or two, be reincarnated into a different world."

I thought for a moment, and chose the second option for two reasons. One, I haven't lived life to the fullest, and I intend to do so, and two, I don't particularly want to live In a place where someone like this guy is in charge. After all, he seems so irresponsible."

"Hey!" He suddenly shouted at me with angry eyes, which was soon replaced by an evil grin.

"You chose the second option right? Good, I have the perfect place in mind for you.

Looking at the evil grin, I suddenly had an ominous feeling. "Hey wait a minute.."

But before i could finish my sentence, god snapped his fingers, and with a bright light, i was instantly teleported.

All alone in the room, god sat there laughing with a crazy look on his face, before his expression changed to one of realization.

"Shit! I forgot to remind him of that event." He sat there silently for a few seconds before shrugging and saying, "oh well, at least it will be way more interesting this time" and then erupting in laughter once more.

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"Urgghh"

I Open my eyes again and found myself inside a classroom.

"I've got to stop waking up like this." I tiredly mumbled  to myself.

Thinking back to my encounter with 'god' and remembering his evil grin, I abruptly got up on my feet and tried to recognize where I was. But no matter how I racked my brain, I couldn't remember a thing.

"In novels people who transmigrate always inherit the memories of the world, I get that isn't a real thing." I inwardly though to myself.

"Now on what crazy world did that nut job drop me." I said to myself as I began to explore the place.

Ignoring the fact that i was still in class late in the night, I walked out of the classroom. I slowly walked through the hallway my eyes darting around for any sign of danger.

Realizing that I was on the highest floor, I took the stairs down, and soon I was met with a familiar yet frightening sight.

"Please tell me I'm dreaming right now?" I couldn't help but mutter as my eyes widen in horror.

Some distance away from me on the schools rooftop, I saw what I could only describe as a huge bluish lizard with multiple legs and eyes. It held up a pink haired boy and was about to swallow him, when it suddenly burst apart.

The pink haired boy who now had black markings all over his body landed gracefully and began began laughing menacingly, with his arms spread apart.

"Hehehehe........HAHAHAHA. I knew it, light is best appreciated in the flesh!"

He suddenly spoke in a deep eerie voice.

"What a wonderful time to be alive. Women and children spawning all around like maggots! Marvelous, it's gonna be a massacre!!"

Hearing those familiar words, I felt my knees go weak. 

"He didn't..... right?" I asked myself trying to deny reality.

"How can he be so petty!" My thoughts where all over the place as I silently cursed god for dropping me in the world of jujutsu kaisen. 

My worries were understandable as I knew what kind of world this was. A world where plot amour is either non-existent or is given to the villains.

"Fuck!" I cursed once again as I focused my attention on what was going on outside.

"Don't move!" I heard someone shout. Looking in the direction of the voice, I saw a black haired boy who was currently on his knees speaking to the pink haired boy.

"You are no longer human. Under the regulations of jujutsu high, Yuji Itadori, I will exorcise you as a curse!"

"Huh?" Yuji exclaimed, "Hold on, I'm okay Megumi. More importantly we need to visit a hospital.