"Back off, you little shit!" Hamimoto Sunami yelled. Her minions crowded around her menancingly, as if these idiots could scare Sananika Kiki.

"Dunno what you're talking about," Kiki said, studying her nails in an act of boredom just to piss Hamimoto off. The truth was, she actually didn't know what the motherfucker was talking about. 

Hamimito was probably the head bully of the school, since her family basically owned it. She strutted around as if she owned the place (pun intended) and bullied everyone into doing shat she wanted. Naturally, everyone hated her.

"Ya little shit, trying to steal my man?" Hamimoto snarled, nearly spitting in Kiki's face and if she did, Kiki would guarantee that she would lose all her teeth. And probably an eye.

Kiki yawned. "Who?"

"Hanuki-senpai..." Hamimoto's expression instantly changed into one of those disgusting swoony-in-love expressions that could only be seen in anime when the lucky girl does the turn-around-slow-mo thing with the pink background.

"Why the fuck would I want an ugly man like that?" Kiki snarked. "Too sweaty."

Hamimoto let out a cry of rage. "How dare you insult Hanuki-senpai?!" She raised her hands and pushed Kiki off the roof.

Aaaaand just like that, Kiki gonna die. She immediately started mentally thinking up a will. I leave my seashell collection to Surumi-chan. Mother and Father, a reserved place in hell. And Hamimoto, a painful ass death...

Then her guts spattered all over the ground.

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"What the fuck..." Kiki's head hurt. Her arms hurt. Her neck hurts. Everything hurt. She groggily opened her eyes to find out she wasn't at the gates of heaven nor a bloodied mess in a hospital. No, she was sitting on a normal bed, in a normal room, in a normal house because there was no way there was an ugly ass creature with way too many eyes glued to the ceiling fan.

"I... wAnT... pIzZa... ToDay..." the thing groaned out.

"My guy, am I your mommy?" Kiki glared at the stupid creature. It was so ugly, it hurt to look out it. Okay, maybe that had something to do with her headache. But still! It's super ugly! "Go buy your own fucking pizza."

"PiZzA... gIvE... mE..." the creature repeated.

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After an hour of pure staring at it and listening to it moaning about pizza, she finally gave up. "Fine, motherfucker! I'll buy your stupid pizza!" She looked around the room and spotted a wallet. She looked inside and wow, she was loaded! 

"If this gets you to shut up about pizza..." Kiki grumbled. As if that ugly thing could understand her, it slowly crawled down the ceiling, looking way too much like a spider, and followed her out of the door.

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"It's like this place doesn't have a single store that sells pizza!" Kiki grumbled. Not to mention, she was completely lost. The ugly thing had tried to crawl up to her shoulder several times but Kiki brushed it off so it had to settle with creeping around behind her.

Kiki was rather surprised that no one had noticed the little monster following her around. Nobody even batted an eyelash at the ugly creature. Hmm, it needed a better name. "How about I just call you Pizza? Or Pizzo? Ohh, I got it, Piko!"

The newly-named Piko let out a groan. "PiZzA...?"

Kiki had expected a cheer or a happy burble or at least some sort of reaction, but no. "That was... not surprising."

Piko suddenly tensed up. Kiki sensed it and looked around. People were walking around, but none of them looked suspicious. Suddenly, a dude flew out of nowhere and stabbed Piko straight in the eye. Blood splattered everywhere.

Kiki turned to face the newcomer with an annoyed expression. "Can you not do that when I've just given it a name?"

Kiki studied the boy. He looked like an introvert. Black hair, black eyes, a white shirt-ish thing. And who cared a katana around for a leisurely stroll. Very... suspicious.

"You... You named it?" the boy gave her a confused look.

"Are you deaf?" Kiki shot back. The truth was, she was actually kinda growing fond for Piko. She loved pizza too!

"Um. Ahem. Well. You're welcome," the boy said a little nervously.

"For what?" Kiki glared at him.

"Yuuu... Ta..." a girlish voice said out. Kiki looked around for the speaker.

"No, Rika-chan," the boy, Yuta, said to seemingly the air.

"Hmph!" Kiki turned around and was just about to stomp away when a tall dude with white hair and a blindfold very literally popped into view.

"Hi, Yuta-kun～" the dude said cheerfully, waving goofily at Yuta and did a silly face at him. Kiki stared at him. What kind of adult did that? She was offically naming him Goofy Blindfold Guy.

"Oh, and what's this～?" Goofy Blindfold Guy asked, pointing at Yuta. "Your new girlfriend? Rika-chan will get mad, y'know～"

"Hell no!" Kiki snapped. "That'd probably take a few brain injuries and a severe case of dementia! That dude just killed my friend!"

"You did?" Goofy Blindfold Guy spun around to face Yuta.

"Which was a curse..." Yuta said. He raised a hand and pointed at Piko's corpse.

"What? Did I hear you right?" Goofy Blindfold Guy turned around to study Kiki.

"Listen, Goofy Blindfold Guy-"

"Whaaat?! I'm not a goofy blindfold guy!" Not-Goofy Blindfold Guy, apparently, said, putting a hand over his chest dramatically.

"Eh, had the impression," Kiki said. "But anyway, even if Piko was ugly, and loved pizza way too much, he was my friend! So keep your thoughts to yourself, okay, blind guy?"

"Why... Why does everyone just assume I'm blind..." Goofy Blindfold Guy pretended to hang his head dejectly and Yuta patted him on the back, clearly trying not to laugh.

"Anyway, you gotta come with us!" Goofy Blindfold Guy said nonchalantly, pointing at Kiki.

"Hell no, Goofy Blindfold Guy!" Kiki glared at him.

"You seriously need to, though. You can see curses. Which means you're either a Window or a sorcerer! And judging by the cursed energy you have, there's no way you're not one of us."