this was suppose to be the starting of the story and since I'm unsatisfied with it i chose to rewrite it but since I don't want to waste work and am afraid if I don't post something I never will this is what u get for the next 3 days tops since I work best under pressure
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Immense Dunes of ashen sand undulate below like tremendous waves in a vast ocean, the shifting sand crashes against each other a ways into the horizon. Standing on a tropical island sheltered in the sky above the shifting sea I gaze out into the endless Horizon as cool Desert breeze washes across my face, Gazing over the edge into the perilous Fall below I couldn't help but grow.
"How did this fucking happen."
My name is Owen Firestone and for the past 7 months, I've been bedridden only coming out to eat or take a tremendous dump, Since I began my journey in this fantastical world of depression huh….. Maybe not, I don't know, I might just be lazy after all. Well I know it’s not depression because I don’t feel like dying…. Well, the best parse I can think of to describe my situation is a constant state of Apathy and despondency.
'Yep I'm not depressed not one bit?'~sigh
This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there.
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Rays of twilight fall through my curtains from the Crimson sky searing my eyelids, Setting my mine ablaze in Holy Fire. Just in time for the little blue banshee sitting on my oak wood Chester draw to scream bloody murder.
When I opened my eyes today just like the many other days prior I was met by the sight of my opened laptop sitting mere inches from my out stressed hands. I must've slept and forgot it was there. ~Grrr. The shit is clearly damaged in some places almost like some idiot either slept on it or managed to kick it off the bed a couple of times in the middle of the night or something. Well if it’s like this after nearly 2 years it’s owner must be some kind of special retard, ain’t gonna fuck with that guy.
Before doing my morning routine I open my laptop to the epic fail hero's video I was watching on YouTube good night prior. It was a video about the hero Mercury fresh out of the academy on the day of his graduation in fact finishing off against a Pyromancer Named Joseph Pryor 'a God among men', apparently the dude just got his powers and thought fuck it I'm going to rob a gas station of all things ~ Trala Lala la la la and skip his ass all the way to the nearest gas station a block away from his house.
The Camera footage opens up with Mercury and the guy in standing off at the cashier mercury is trying to calm the guy down but my boi Joseph Pryor glared Mercury right in his beady little fish eyes and thought 'Is this filthy peasant daring to speak to his better' *snorts audibly* and flings a fucking Charmander at the nearest gas pump set the entire station ablaze. But this just in folks standing just a block away with two people in hand (my boy Joseph!!), Mercury in all his glory a little singed and Decked Out in the flashiest, fanciest and most glittered monstrous unitard I've ever seen in my life. I laughed my ass so hard that I fell asleep.