*Narrative Pov*
Derrick and company are sitting down discussing their next move. Derrick being who he is, doesn't really care what they do. Until he remembered that his parents are still at work.
"Hey let's go get my mom and dad, i kinda forgot their still at work."he says with a smile.
"Wait how did you forget about you're parents what kinda of son are you?!!"Said Riley looking more than pissed at the inconsiderate pothead.
" Hey hey hey miss oppai. Chill my dad is a retired marine and my mom is always packing heat like an assassin, their more than capable of taking care of each other."
"So what, thats still you're parents how could you not even be slightly worried about them! Are you even human!!!"Riley says with more than apparent rage.
"Riley stop we dont have time for arguing, today has been more than stressful for everyone. Why dont we all just get some sleep we'll talk more in the morning right dear?" Says marie giving her husband a look.
Craig seeing the look in his wife eye's, goes ahead and take both of the girls to his daughter room with post haste. He is more than aware of Riley hate and disgust for Derrick, so he escapes with both of the young ladies out of the room before anyone could say another word.
"Hehe miss oppai is just a party pooper....*grins* you look like you have questions for me future mother in law, go ahead and ask ill answer what i can."said Derrick with a soul piercing gaze.
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"Why are you so calm, its like you know something we don't. Do you know why this is happening?"she says with a firmness that wont take a lie for the truth.
"Uh uh uh wasn't it global warming? I'm pretty sure someone ripped a tag of mattress. I blame politicians!!"
"Hehe and im not calm, I'm aware there's a difference. Sorry i cant answer you're questions, ah ah ah wait! Stop before you say anything else. I'm literally just as clueless as you, I'm a stoner not god i don't know everything" said Derrick with his usual grin.
Marie stares at derrick, daring him to make another joke. Derrick cant answer her questions, as far as he knows this could be some sick game. All his experience with games and light novel won't be able to give her the answer she wants. He just stares back at her with calm eye's and his ever present grin.
"....*sigh* whatever Derrick, i guess we'll both figure it with time. Go get some sleep we have a long day ahead of us tomorrow." She gets up and exit the room, leaving derrick with his headphones and blunt all by himself.
Derrick stares into space seemingly in thought, before getting up and going outside. He turns into smoke before drifting to the roof of the house. Derrick quickly shifts back to normal, before laying down facing the stars. He exhales tremendous amounts of smoke with each puff, covering the entirety of the house with dense gray smoke.
" lets go to the moon and stars, lets go to the moon and stars, lets go to the moon and stars. LOOK AT THE STARS ON MY CEILING!!"
The smoke as if it has a mind of it's own, kills any monster stupid enough to try and enter the house by suffocating the life out of it.
" I might not know why this has happened but i don't care this world was too boring anyway, but now hehe show me everything you have to offer. I'll show everyone why the stoner will reign supreme."
*The End*