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<< HELLO JONAH >> a loud voice called out to him
"w,wh,wh,who's there ?"Jonah asked flabbergasted.
<< hey there,could you calm down a bit >>said the voice, in hopes of calming down Jonah.
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"s,sorry about that,could you please tell me who you are, ?"said Jonah with an shamed look.
<< ah !,yes well... I AM.... >>
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"you are ?"Jonah asked , thinking he didn't hear it.
<< I just said... I AM... >> said the voice repeating itself.
" yeah and you still haven't told me who the heck you are ! "said Jonah, now a bit annoyed.
<< yes and I said... I AM... >>yet again the voice repeated the same thing.
Jonah was now getting getting irritated,and it showed on his face,but he decided to keep calm and try asking one more time
"you are...?" said Jonah with a calm tone.
<<....I AM.....>>
"ahhhhhhh!!!!, how long are you going to keep going like this can't you just tell me who the hell you are already" Jonah unable to bottle in the anger any longer.
<< pftt, hahahahahahah...."the voice started to laugh out of nowhere, and kept going.
(10 minutes later)
" finished" Jonah said after going through 10 minutes of endless laughing.
<< hahaha...haha it's always fun to do that to people, oh "myself" that was great ! you should have seen your face ..haha >>
" yeah, yeah so you are? "Jonah said with a bit of irritation in his voice
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"and don't say "I AM " again ! "
<< well I am GOD >> finally the voice answered.
" aha " Jonah said almost as if he didn't hear those words.
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" excuse me i didn't here that"Jonah said to verify what he had just heard.
<< GOD >> the voice replied again
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" GOD "Jonah said the word back to himself.
<< yup >> again the voice replied.
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"wait!, wait!!, you just said GOD right"Jonah asked one more time.
<< the one and only >> GOD replied with a happy tone
"so I got to meet GOD huh...." Jonah said to himself as if asking a question
<< seems so >>
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"no ! wait why do i get to meet ? you, shouldn't it be an angel or maybe a demon " Jonah said out loud warning himself that there may be something wrong.
<< well there're many reasons...>>
"like?"
<< sorry can't tell >>
"arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
<< hahahahaha >>
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"breath Jonah, breath"(breathing noises)
" alright can you at least tell me why I am here ?.. i mean shouldn't I be going to heaven or hell "
<< naturally yes,but you're case is different matter you know not a lot of people have spoken to me like this >>
" ya i guess so but that doesn't have anything to do with my case " Jonah asked without waiting.
<< and only a few beings in the multiverse have spoken to me directly.... >> GOD continued without paying attention to Jonah.
"and......?"
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"woooooooooooooooooooo!!!" Jonah let out a voice letting out his excitement.
<< haha, i knew you would like that part >>
"I CHOSE REINCARNATION"Jonah shouted those words without a a second thought.
<< hahaha,you chose so fast,..... but why didn't you consider serving me? >> GOD asked.
"I'm sure serving you would be interesting but reincarnation has a better ring to it"
<< good choice >>
<< alright then next let's get to the gifts/wishes >>
" ahh,... gifts? "
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