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Chapter 2 First Blood

Chapter 2 First Blood

*in the cube room*

  "Sir,change on minor planet Earth has started. Monsters have started spawning. Reporting average Lv of monsters is huh???" The voice questioned as though it saw a mistake in a report it was reading.

  "Calm down and report the average Lv." The humanoid coaxed patiently as it sat on an invisible sit.

  "Sorry Sir, the average Lv is 2 digits with a few bosses at 3 digits. Sir this is something never seen before in even a mid-world." The voice said.

  "HAHAHA! This is interesting! Monitor this world for any changed." The humanoid shouted as it almost fell of its invisible chair.

*On earth*( Jack's house)

  "Fuck! Why does it spawn in my house!Shit i need a weapon." Jack scrambled out of the kitchen and saw an antique sword hanging in his living room. Dad said that this was a famous warlords weapon and he got it cheap

Antique sword (imitation) (common)

Damage 2-15

Durability 60/150

A cheap imitation made and bought by an idiot for 3 times its original price.

Special ability: Blood poisoning due to rust entering a wound. A slow damage dealing poison that is hard to remove.(-2hp per min for 2 hours)

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  "Dad you got cheated... Who cares! I might die soon!" Jack said as he grabbed it.

  Jack turned around to see the green monster growling and ready to pounce on Jack.

  "Grahh!!!" The monster growled as it jumped at Jack claws front. Jack swung his sword upwards as hard as he could and managed to almost sever the monsters arm as the sword had almost broken through the bone.

  Jack did not get off with nothing as he had 3 deep gashes on his chest.

  "Fuck!Fuck! That's bloody painful!" Jack screamed a totally manly scream (not). Jack looked towards he's attacker and saw it squirming on the ground holding its almost severed arm while screaming and the floor was covered in its green blood.

Goblin scout Lv 6 hp 39/45 (poisoned -2 hp/min)(lacerated -5hp /min

Jack hurriedly swung his sword a few times more to end the goblins screaming when it's hp reached 0. A soft glow appeared above the goblin and a red liquid in a glass bottle with a poorly made dagger popped out from the light.

Lesser hp potion (common)

+30 hp

A potion poorly made by a amateur. However a hp potion is still a hp potion.

Goblin dagger (common)

Damage 2-8

A dagger clearly made by a goblin.

  "...Better than nothing." Jack shrugged and ignored the bloody corpes on the ground with the it's guts overflowing from its bloody body and left the room and headed to his room.

*Jack's room"

  "Hm... I wonder if there is an Inventory. Inventory!" And ...Nothing happened

Inventory unlocked at Lv 10

"That was awkward...cough cough...Lets just read the notifications i got..." Jack thought as he looked through the notifications he got.