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Now you can live the dream, sort of, and choose Best Girl (or just ship Jake if you're into that) from the vast harem cast of Jake and the Dynamo. Girls are listed in order of appearance. Select your girl and then defend her honor in the comments below.

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Comments may affect the course of the story. The ending is mapped out, but there can be plenty of antics in the meantime.

So choose your girl ... and choose your destiny!