Another day another smile. Timmy has just woken up and is super duper happy that he can once more live this pointless existence that we call life. With the same amount of energy, a retarded protagonist from anime has, he runs down to get some dinner. Yes. Dinner. D-i-n-n-e-r. As he woke late at night it's actually already time for dinner. Sadly his parents got murdered last week by the police. Yea. The police. Not that it matters to Timmy since Timmy is still smiling. Cause he's happy. Yea. Happy. BUT SUDDENLY SOMETHING HAPPENS.
Timmy is teleported into the dimension of A FANTASY WORLD! How you ask...? Well, he got hit by a truck when he wasn't watching the house door. Welp. Nothing you can do about that.
Once more Timmy smiles and wonders where he has ended up. He looks around himself and sees a giant tree standing on edge of the giant field he is standing on. Yea. A field with one single tree. And it's a big tree.
As Timmy walks to the giant tree with his beautiful smiling face he once more wonders of the world's wonders. Yea. Two wonders in one statement. Wew.
"What the fuck is smiling shit fuck something bad is with this tree." He says with his pretty smiling face.
Actually, he isn't that pretty but let's just image he is. I mean an ugly protagonist? Hah. Try to find a novel with one of those...
Bored with the tree our protagonist wonders though the field. As hours turn to days Timmy wonders why novels never talk about how nobody ever eats to stay alive. Wait. That's a double negative right? Fuck.
After 2 days of constant walking and smiling, Timmy sees a city in the far distant. Actually, it's not much of a city. It's more of a lot of houses and people at the same place... Wait... Nah. Nevermind.
2 hours of walking later Timmy is at the gates of the city.
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>From the guards perspective.
?:"Oi Jarry"
Jarry:"Yea John"
John:"Do you see that guy walking out there?"
Jarry:"What? Ain't nobody walkin around dese parts foo"
John:"The fuck was that about?"
Jarry:"Trying to get a bit more hip on the beat yo"
John:"I want to die"
Jarry:"Okay... I'll stop.. Anyway. Yea I see him. What about it?"
John:"He has a nice smiling face huh"
Jarry:"What the fuck? You can see that long?"
John:"Yeap"
>Back to Timmy
As Timmy with the perfect smiling face was standing at the gate two retards came over to him.
?:"Oi wad da fuk ya doin aroun desu parts yo"
?:"Jarry. I swear to fucking god, i will rip the living fuck shit out of your face and stomp it into your eyehole."
Jarry:"k John"
At this point, Timmy was getting a bit impatient and simply wanted a place to rest. So he went straight up to one of the guards and asked him. Smiling of cause:"Gibbe da posi bosz"
Instantly the air turned cold.
His aura had changed so drastically that both the guards couldn't even breath.
John:"holy fuck m8"
Jarry:"Truly a master."
They both stood to the side and let Timmy inside the city without even a word of resistance.
Timmy quickly found himself a place to sleep. (Also called breaking in.) and slept the whole day away. Yea remember that he actually got send here at night... Nobody ever thought about that huh...
BUT THEN SUDDENLY AS JUST IN TIME BEFORE THE CHAPTER ENDS.... TIMMY GOT SUCKED INTO A GIANT WORLDPOOL PORTAL. "WAT DA FUQ" Screamed Timmy as he got sucked into a giant worldpool portal. Only to realize this was probably the end of his short life. But no... That's not right... Timmy is smiling. He can't die. He did smile, right? He did... Mother always said that anything could be solved with a smile.
Timmie's arms and legs got engulfed in a black aura. His face so cold and heartless. Almost like glass. But one thing was persistent on his face.
"I will not die here. Never. Not before..."
His mouth broke into an even wider smile. "I will never die" laughing [Scripts/tinymce/js/tinymce/plugins/emoticons/img/smiley-laughing.gif]
>End of Chapter 1 Always Smile<