It is me.

I am back.

I got her with me.

With you I am.

What do you want of me?

Creativity, here.

Name: ? (niu) (niu) (niu) (niu)

Well first off what are you trying to do?

Is this a status screen or is it an achievement page?

You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story.

Status.

In that case we need some stats.

For example strength, intelligence, endurance, and so on and so forth.

I get it what's the use of a stat page if the stats are worthless

Bingo.

So let's start with three, force, energy, and thought.

Name He (niu) Force 0 Energy 0 Thought 1

That looks good but why is 1 in thought enough for sentience?

Let us bump those numbers up.

Name He Force 0 Energy 0 Thought 100

Better

Doesn't that mess with your mind?

No it is just displayed differently.