It was a good day, at least it was a good day on earth. The temperature was good, not too hot nor too cold. The birds outside of the window were good, not silent nor too noisy.
Xing remembered it was at 7:30 am when she listened to that life-changing news from her radio. Later the government would confirm it at 7:40 am Beijing time, but it doesn’t matter anyway, since the news itself was the main course.
“Dear earth people, nice to meet you. This is delivered for people across your world, so probably I should say good morning, good afternoon, and good evening.
I know this might be quite abrupt but sorry, our headquarter will be blow up in 10 minutes, and considering this is the last outpost that can send messages to earth, so we have to make the long story short, otherwise, I might miss my last chance to escape, and believe me, our government now is too poor to pay any pension for my family.
In short. For a long time, the earth was protected by planet S-1. That is where I came from by the way. But with the last collapse of the last alley which just happened yesterday based on your earth time, our universe now officially entering the stage of full-scale war.
Things can be complicated, but you can regard us as good people, any way we’ve protected the earth from wars for 1 billion years so we deserve that role. The bad guy is BlackDust and his alley, which is a huge group, I’ll post the name list on my Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Weibo, my account name is super-handsome-alien, you can follow me and check the list whenever you want.
So here is the thing. BlackDust once was the citizen of S-1, but because of some distorted psychological problem, sadly, he grew up as the most dangerous villain of the universe. So why should you earth people care?
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Earth to some extent was our planet’s prison for the most dangerous criminal. In other words, the earth was the exclusive prison for BlackDust. But unfortunately, he escaped from here 3 years ago, I mean earth time. And the worse thing is, he had been called as dickhead for 30 years in here and he was quite petty I have to say. So because of that, the earth now is among the top 3 planets that he wants to revenge for, the top 1 is S-1, which makes sense.
So what should you guys do? First, don’t be panic. It will take BlackDust 40 years to arrive here and destroy your planet. Considering the climate change and pollution here, probably you guys even can’t live until that day, just kidding. Second, we’ve left some weapons for you and theoretically, with different genes, earthmen can handle different equipment. Third, actually here are some time leap gates existing on earth, with certain conditions, you can activate it and go to other planets. I’ve highlighted them on the map, you can check it on my social media, further information can be found there. The fourth thing is to listen to your own governments’ guide, we have kept in touch for many years, hopefully, they can make some sweet instruction posts and explanation videos for you all about who are we, political information in the universe, the basic body languages you can use when you are talking to aliens and so on. Finally, earthmen, our mother planet screwed everything, we can’t protect you anymore. I’m sorry to say, you are on your own now. That’s it, hope you have a good time in the rest of your day, goodbye.”
Right at that time, Xing’s mind went blank, but this didn’t last for too long, because there was another roar erupted, obviously, they didn’t cut off the signal immediately.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Couldn’t you hit some bushes around first and THEN tell them the truth? I’ve told you they are the most delicate creatures in the universe!”
“How delicate can they be? Weaker than a middle-aged prison guard who’s going to lose his job?”
“For god’s sake, the universe is not all about you!”
“That’s my line! And if you have time to say this kind of shit, why not just shut up and fix the ship?!”
“I’M WORKING ON IT!”
“OK!!”
“Oh, man……”
“WHAT?!”
“Good news or bad news?”
“Holy shit, do we still have time to……”
“BOOM!!!!”
With a thundering explosion, the signal was finally cut off. That’s the last word super-handsome-alien and his colleague left for humankind, and that’s the first day, people on earth started to doubt their whole life.