Ah? Hello! I am the great Lord Third! Let me bestow upon you my wisdom, but first, should we talk about the meaning of life? Ah, the weather is truly quite pleasant today! Oh? Where are you going? You're not going to rate or review? You're not even going to read! You can't do that! It's immoral! Evildoer! Looks like I will need to convert you and show you the righteous path! Prepare yourself!Note: Read at your own risk...like seriously. This is basically just 5000+ words of Ultimate Vexation (it's agonizingly entertaining though, I promise.)Warning: Very mild strong language carrying over from ISSTH so maybe 12+ but probably okay for all.[ This story is complete ] [Falls under category 1 of the contest as an ISSTH tale]Disclaimer: This is an ISSTH Fan Fiction Story. I do not own ISSTH or any related products.