In the dead of night, explosions and hisses shook an immortal cave in the Violet Fate sect. In the area reserved for Master Alchemists, colored smoke and flashes would frequently be seen emanating from Meng Hao’s estate. Another fervent night of experimentation on the Dao of alchemy. A bloodshot and unkept Meng Hao slumped over a burning pill furnace, wisps of green miasma and the stench of decay filled the room. On a simple wooden table with scattered medicinal herbs and other assortments of odd ingredients, lay an unfurled scroll with dainty writing in red lipstick…Meng Hao breathed heavily, eyes laden in disgust. “This..the pinnacle of abnormality…WHAT IN TARNATION IS THIS?!”
His mouth twisted into a hideous frown that would be sure to make babies weep. He read the scroll again to clear away any uncertainty of this freakish sight. “HI HI! Greetings fellow Daoist and illustrious alchemist Fang Mu! Lady Fate has sent her sexy winds to me…telling me of your grand achievements as a Master Alchemist. I am the one and only cutie Po Po! Since destiny has entwined our paths I shall tell you the woes of my wounded heart. I humbly request that you pay heed and assist me on my mission of true love!! I ask that this remain our little secret and to incinerate this letter after you have thoroughly read it! Pretty please?
I will spare no small fortune to acquire what has been my dream since the day I met him…I am in fact a man…for now, but when I laid eyes on that luscious physique, those smooth arms, tender neck…and jade white porcelain skin. My heart fluttered to the skies, while melting and bursting into flames. I am a love sick dog tied to this…repulsive sack of meat called man. Make a woman out of me! I shall pay you 15 million spirit stones for a pill or method to transform me!!! If you can make this dream of mine into reality! I beg of you, exalted and supreme god of alchemy! If you manage to procure my miracle, meet me in the town 100 kilometers east from you in a tea shop by the city gates, call for little Yan.”
The scroll was spotted with large tear drops that exhibited pure obsession. A stupefied Meng Hao stared blankly at the scroll until he vomited a mouthful of blood that sprayed out covering the walls in gore. Panting, he tightly pinched the skin of his brow and lamented endlessly. “AHHH!! Why has fate continuously screwed with me!? Why should I give a rats ass about this pervert?” He sighed pitifully as he recalled the enormous sums of money he had exhausted on his experiments. “Oh yeah I'm broke…It won’t be so bad, I've done far worse…actually no, I take that back.”
Shivers shook his body and cold sweat profusely ran down his back. “I’ve made cultivation pills, poisons, and other such creations…but to change ones gender?” He finally reclined on a chair and struggled to compose himself. “How should I even go about this?” He thought of the essence of Yin and Yang and the process of how these energies manifest and co-exist in the body to incorporate the balance of masculine and feminine energies. He thought deeper into the anatomy of the body from his previous discoveries on the inner workings of the “human machine”. “Hmm…within all living creatures exist smaller cellular structures that encode a formula of life. The essence of what a person will and might become, but is it a chemical or spirit essence that I must alter?"
He paced the room back and forth as if on the cusp of some discovery. “What I need is to find a specimen that emanates both Yin and Yang energies, but with an influx of a concentrated polarity that shifts more to one direction, while going against the decided gender nature intended. In other words I must find a man who is essentially a woman…” he looked into the fires of his furnace with a sour expression. “I have nothing against such romantic interests, but…It’s a pain in the ass! Why must the Dao forsake me?”
He glowered at the door with a ferocity that could boil water. “I must avoid that stalking sufferable wench! I fear she has come closer to finding my real identity…I tried my hardest to avoid her, but she's like a blood thirsty leech that clings to my backside…Chu Yuyan, If only getting rid of you was as easy as throwing bone scraps to a wandering stray.” Of course that was out of the question, Chu Yuyan was the personal apprentice of the legendary Pill Demon! As much as he wanted to rid himself of her he knew that currently that was an impossibility.
For the past few days she has been watching…and waiting for him to come out of his immortal cave. The disheveled Meng Hao cleaned himself with a flash of light, instantly the grimy robes he wore were replaced by a black hooded garb that hid half of his face. With the help of the Ultimate Vexation’s transforming ability he changed his figure to a taller and handsome robust man. “Too bad this transforming ability can’t be transferred…nothing is ever easy.” He sat in the lotus position and began to fortify and steel his heart for the dreaded tribulation that lay ahead to take his hand on a path of sexual limbo.
“What must pass will pass…but never could I have imagined such a fucked up situation! I’ve sandwiched myself between a rock and a hard place…hahaha…” He laughed bitterly. “I suppose the red light district in the main city is my next destination…” He scanned the area outside with his spiritual sense and after throughly searching for anyone in hiding, Meng Hao walked out of his estate with the eyes of a dead man and flew off into the distance. Just around the corner in the shadows lurked a bewitching and enthralling figure. The clouds parted ways for the moonlight to cascade on the beauty that was Chu Yuyan.
She could not shake away this clawing at her heart that drove her curiosity to borderline obsession. “I just knew that Fang Mu is hiding something! Why would he need to hide his identity with a disguise? He is definitely up to no good! It’s a good thing I asked master for a concealing talisman, an extraordinary treasure even…most people would not see the likes of it at auctions for dozens of years, but…no matter how I look at him, or think of that stupid face of his, he gives me a familiar feeling…” As she peered at Meng Hao’s departing back, her eyes appeared listless but also held hidden traces of longing. “Ahh…he INFURIATES ME!!!”
The sight of this beauty waiting outside a man’s estate would cause the rest of the inner sect disciples to be seething with rage and jealousy towards Meng Hao. She had never before shown any interest in the other disciples despite their endless gifts and adoration. It reached the point of fanaticism, even worship. If they couldn't have her, no one could! “I’ll follow him for now.” Chu Yuyan also disappeared in a flash of violet light.
Meng Hao entered the city. Sounds of merchants and the jubilant singing of drunk youths filled the air. It was the dead of night but the hustle and bustle of the inhabitants would never sleep.
He walked the alleyways which lead to the festive music of tambourines and drums. The soft and exquisite melody of harps pulled at one’s heart and spiraled onto orgasmic rapture. Cultivators in the Dao of music and illusions could incorporate sound to directly send waves of excruciating agony or pleasure that could kill! A single song that would caress to death…At the entrance of a majestic building inlaid with precious gems and stones in the patterns of flowers and waves made a stunning sight. Each gem hummed a soft music that sounded like sirens who would sing songs of temptation leading to a watery grave for unwary sea travelers.
The decorations all glowed with a rosy pink light that gave the feeling of being in a dream. Guards clad in obsidian armor emanated murderous intent, keeping thieves at bay. Above the entrance was a beautiful statue of a woman with long hair that parted midway to show the intricate and masterful details of her body. Seductive and curvy hips from which slithered a white snake that snuggled along every contour of her body. The serpent’s head rested between her breast looking back with supremely arrogant eyes. The entirety of the statue except for the snake was made of bright red jade.
Below the enchanting statue was a plaque dozens of feet long and wide made of solid red sapphire. It read, “Pleasure has no measure, with every thrust that feeds its lust, rivers of white are such a delight, to hurt is a dessert, beauty is instant why must it be distant? Feed your desire, before hearts expire, welcome, to the Den Of Debauchery.” Meng Hao paused to digest the scene. He then approached the guards and paid the entrance fee of 10,000 spirit stones. He thought to himself. “Quite a hefty fee just to enter…what kind of surprises will I find?”
The realization of his real reason for visiting cast a gloom over his heart. With clear displeasure scrawled on his face Meng Hao entered…His senses were immediately assaulted by alluring fragrances and the soothing music within pulled at his defenses. “Well it seems nice so far…” A courtesan with silky long jet black hair and milky white skin attended to him. Her face was small and peach shaped, long eyelashes accentuated her large emerald blue eyes. Her tight red silk dress complemented her firm body and curves. Perky mounds welcomed a valley of softness that threatened to spill out.
Meng Hao showed no signs of wavering, his Dao heart was as rooted as the mountains. He had long ago developed a resistance for seduction, since his experiences on the merciless road of a cultivator included many that would use beauty as a deadly weapon, killing without remorse. This was the rule of the jungle, the weak were stepping stones on the river of death. “Temptations here are as easy as slipping into a warm bath…” He thought with grim resolution. “Welcome to the Den of Debauchery, this one’s name is Kiki Blue Fire, I shall have the pleasure of escorting master through the flavors that will set you ablaze…” She spoke with words that lingered in the air caressing and probing for weakness.
With a simple nod Meng Hao received the brochure on what was hosted along with prices. Names of customers were not required as anonymity was respected, true value here was money. Meng Hao scanned the jade inscription with his spiritual sense and contemplated. “Hmm… there sure is a wide variety indeed, twins of the far north snow mountains in belly dancer outfits at 100,000 spirit stones, classic gothic dark beauty at 120,000 spirit stones, Fem Fatale of the scarlet whip 300,000…Many outrageous scenes were also depicted along with portraits of lewd acts and positions. “I don’t see the men…this better be worth it…”
He was currently in disguise so he could only rely on this small comfort of ambiguity. He spoke in a deep voice with a dry tone. “Excuse me miss? I find the selection lacking in a certain area…” Kiki’s face perked up in surprise and curiosity. “Oh how can this be? I can assure you we possess only the best selection from across the lands and seas, and most of our girls have high cultivations…they can do things you could scarcely imagine with just their tongue…” She twirled her small delicate red tongue from her bottom lip to the upper right corner of her mouth while staring deeply at Meng Hao.
“Kiki is also available at your beck and call master.” She smiled devilishly at him. Meng Hao dry coughed and averted his gaze to the corridors ahead. His voice lowered drawing out his words in hesitation. “Men…like other men…Do you have a place where…you know?” Internally Meng Hao screamed. “FUCK!!! Never did I in all the realms of possibility think I would ever utter these combination of words!!” The tension in the hall skyrocketed as Kiki felt the awkward tension in his voice. She spoke casually as if she were taking a stroll in flowery meadows.
“Ah that, yes we have a special area at the very back reserved for aficionados of the macabre.” She smiled innocently. “The hell…is that a nice way of saying I'm a freak?” he thought and grumbled to himself. She lead the way through the hall that displayed a multitude of statues smaller in size to the beauty at the entrance, but just as obscene…maybe even more graphic. Statues engaging in risqué and daring erotic exploration. Heads between legs, faces that captured the moments of orgasmic rapture. One particular statue shocked Meng Hao the most. It was bodies of men and women stacked atop each other with every mouth hole and orifice plunged with hand, tongue or meat sword…it was a fleshly tower that was freakish to the extreme!
Occasionally screams and moans of pleasure would echo out in the halls from the dozens of bed chambers along the way. “That wont fit! We can make it fit, hahaha…” Clearly this was intentional, noise silencing formations could easily be fitted to each room, but what was the fun in that? Kiki giggled. “I’m surprised, hehe, most would find it difficult to walk by this point…you must be a dragon amongst men.” She gestured with her eyes down towards Meng Hao’s nether region.
Outside of the palace of hormones, Chu Yuyan stared wide eyed at the red jade statue… “Uhh…umm…PERVERT!! I knew it, that’s why he pissed me off so much! Ugh!” Just as she was going to storm away in a huff, the realization hit her. “Who is he with…I…can’t let him spoil an innocent girl!” It showed how truly naive she was as the sole propriety of this establishment was sexual gratification! “I must stop him…to save the girl from his filthy claws…yes, that’s why I must go in…” This tremor in her heart, was it jealousy? Anger quickly cast away all other thoughts besides her mission, operation stop Meng Hao! She walked towards the guards to gain entry. “Let me in.” She said arrogantly. “Oh do you work here? You look like you do, let her in.” said the main guard with a coquettish leer. She sighed in relief. “That was easy, here I come cretin.” A womans wrath is not to be trifled with!
At the same moment of Meng Hao’s ordeal of sexual inhibitions, in a far away region atop dark red clouds hovered a demonic palace of spider webs and throbbing flesh that pulsated as if it was a living creature. Black ooze and blood would flow endlessly from enormous eye balls that would open and shudder along the base of the structure. Hundreds of cages could be seen hanging from bloody webs from which captives would tear at their own bodies and organs seeking escape from their torment and despair.
They could not die…because their cultivation bases and souls were sealed to this palace of horrors. Chunks of flesh would regrow instantly. Pain and hopelessness fueled the floating nightmare. Around the center several thousand more prisoners wailed in terror as they pulled their mangled bodies step by bloody step away from a giant maw of black rotted teeth that chomped with a loud clang. The prisoners had a gaping hole in their stomachs where intestines were extended like ropes into the mouth of the black maw. A never ending tug-of-war for their lives!
Occasionally an unfortunate body would collapse and be shredded apart by serrated teeth. After which the mouth would always pause and laugh in a child’s innocent voice. “Im so hungry, please little snackums don't run, don't fight.” This would enliven the fear in all of their hearts and the prisoners would struggle harder…all in vain. Screams would be carried with the wind for tens of kilometers. This was truly a fearsome and dreaded place! From the highest point of the flying grotesquely and cruel abomination was a pure white balcony that gleamed with an other worldly radiance.
Within the balcony, along the perimeter of the room were golden pedestals adorned with monstrous and savage skulls. Planted into the skulls was a single black rose that swayed back and forth in rhythm. The skulls emanated the aura of immortals! The chamber was filled with clear jars that contained wailing souls. Faces contorted in rage and unwillingness to accept defeat could be seen in some, while others would cry pitifully and bow their heads in submission. Atop a lavish bed made of Greater Demon furs and feathers was an absolutely stunning and captivatingly beautiful figure of a women.
Her body was shrouded by a mist that would distort perceptions and any kind of divine sense that came from outside. As if defying the heavens the pleasure of her cataclysmic beauty. The sheer power of the room could instantly disintegrate the soul of even a cultivator at spirit-severing! “Ah…my little Meng…” A serene voice that could enchant a tree of lotus blossoms to drop their petals like maidens undressing for their lovers caressed the air. “What has he been up to these days?…” With a glance and a tender flick of the wrist a pool of golden light swirled from a vortex that settled in front of her. She whispered softly with an expression of deep affection. “Meng Hao.” The golden light shimmered and formed a large purple eye.
The pupil of the eye was blood red and roamed lazily around the room. The purple eye spoke in a little girl’s voice. “As you command, Mistress of the Void.” Instantly, an image of Meng Hao in his disguise walking along side the courtesan appeared. “Oh? What’s this?…well, he is at that age, boys will be boys.” She giggled at the thought of him experiencing his trials of manhood. However, her delight was short lived as she sensed ahead at the direction they were going. Her smile froze. The air cracked with a chill that even seemed to stop time itself, as if it feared her presence. “This…what is he doing? There’s no women in that direction, silly…only fornicating men…”
Her voice was near hysterical as a tsunami of dreaded thoughts rushed her mind. “Naked…men…my Meng…no grandchildren? This cannot be…NOOOOOOO!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!” A heart rending shriek that carried uncontrollable fury, confusion, and sadness tore apart the surrounding atmosphere as black lightning ravaged the lands with impunity. A pure force of destruction! The very mountain ranges that stretched for thousands of kilometers withered into black ash that now suffocated the air with a dark carpet of gloom. All manner of life was left a mere desiccated husk…The only mercy given was a swift death.
“This can’t be, my little Meng is…” Her voice eerie and devoid of emotion caused the air to shudder in abhorrence. A single tear of blood crept along her exquisite face as though to soothe her inner turmoil. As the drop of crimson plummeted down and was inches from crashing onto the floor a gentle breeze swept into the room and an ethereal visage of a majestic white wolf breathed out ripples of golden light, which enveloped the droplet and kept it hovering in stasis. The white wolf was armored in red chains that dug deep into its flesh and hide with barbed hooks.
It spoke in a penetrating and profound voice that encapsulated the ancientness of primordial chaos. “Mistress, your pain is my eternal suffering, why do you cry?” The white wolf stared in shock at the blood as if bearing witness to an unprecedented calamity. “Anubis…defiler of the heavenly sisters, devourer of suns…you have returned so soon?” She spoke in whispers that caused the soul to tremble. Anubis grinned nefariously, head cocked to the side. “Mistress, you flatter me, those titles are long and forgotten, except maybe to the dead…it’s not my fault those so called “Heavenly sisters” had such smooth and delicate skin…only good for a rump, hahaha…and those celestial bodies dare to shine brighter than me? The sheer arrogance! Snacks, all of them…”
He cackled wickedly while reminiscing in the nostalgia. “Hmm…” the beauty interrupted him, feeling slightly annoyed. Anubis composed himself and bowed his head. “Several quadrants of the galaxy have been converted or purged of usurpers…it was hardly an appetizer.” She raised her eyebrow. “As it should be.” She said with a casual grace. Moving her gaze once again to the vision of Meng Hao she turned somber and the room darkened. “My heart is heavy with thoughts of my little Meng…” Anubis snapped to attention. “What happenstance of the young master has grieved you Mistress?” The beauty continued to stare at the image that shimmered with watery ripples. “Little Meng is about to commit a taboo that I simply refuse to accept…he must have a reason for doing so.
Go to him but remain out of sight. Bring me the truth of the matter.” Anubis bowed his head in subservience. “All is as you wish it, my Mistress.” The air distorted into a golden mist as he was preparing to leave. “Wait.” The beauty opened her arms in expectation as if waiting for an embrace. She looked down at him with a smirk. Anubis sighed in defeat, and violently shook his body only to explode in fragments of meat, fur, and bones which sizzled and burned in black flames. As the flames dwindled and smoke cleared away, what revealed itself was shockingly the most adorably cute white puppy! With large eyes that sucked in the surrounding light, and fur that was whiter than snow.
It had three tails instead of one which danced in different rhythms. “Mr. Cuddles.” she said with a girlish laugh. Anubis leaped into her arms while grumbling incoherently. “Hushhh… you're cuter when you don't speak…and I know you like it.” Anubis whined in defiance but the fluttering of his tails betrayed him completely. “Ahhhh…now I'm fully charged once again, while you're out on your mission I’ll update my “Deader than Dead” kill list.” She began to hum merrily to herself while ice flowers danced around her in a breathtakingly beautiful spectacle. “I shall take my leave now Mistress.” Anubis still in his puppy form shimmered in a golden spark and vanished.
As a wary Meng Hao approached an enormous chamber door, Kiki curtsied to him while exuding a perilous and serious demeanor. “We have arrived at our destination master. Unfortunately, females are strictly prohibited from entering, for this is HIS domain…” Meng Hao shuddered without knowing why. “Who is she referring to? I have a terrible foreboding about this…” The door slowly swayed open and a pink misty fragrance seeped out. A pleasurable feminine sense enveloped his body and invaded his mind.
“Is this estrogen? Pure female hormones…the hell?” Within the chamber was an elegantly decorated room filled with lovely white drapery and sparkling jewels that formed butterfly shapes all around the walls and ceiling. The floor was actually a mirror that reflected everything upon itself making the room seem large and unending. On a throne of peacock feathers sat an extremely effeminate man. His long sky-blue hair shined with various colored ornaments that melded into the shape of a rainbow. His almond shaped eyes glowed with a pink hue. Face plastered with shoddy heavy make-up. Black eyeliner, rosy blush, and purple lipstick bled trickles of color down his face.
He wore a transparent and silky blue lingerie. The diamond buttons on the sleepwear were unfastened at the chest revealing smooth white skin and erect nipples that pointed vehemently outwards as if challenging the world for dominance. Sexy sleep wear on a hideous clown is what would flash in everyone’s mind while observing this garish image. Such a sight would brand everlasting trauma to the psyche. When the doors slowly swung open and a dumbstruck Meng Hao was visible, a heavy panting sound could be heard…The clown man vigorously sniffed at the air like a sex craved bear in rutting season. His eyes were closed and trembled as he inhaled deeply.
Moans escaped his clenched teeth further adding to the sickening scene. “An unexpected delight for the senses…” he spoke with the voice of a young women that was slow and overly sexual. !!!! Every cell in Meng Hao’s body screamed in deadly crisis. “A cherry boy…It’s been sooooo long since I've had a taste. Speak meat, what are you called?” He spoke with the tone of a ravenous beast who chanced upon a lost lamb. Meng Hao felt rage and indignation, but also fear because he could not sense the level of this person’s cultivation base. Perhaps he was even a nascent soul eccentric! Meng Hao lost none of his composure and he quickly fabricated a name. “I am Lee Sinner.” Meng Hao replied indifferently. “Oh? It is quite sinful to possess such a cute little ass and muscular physique…hmm, tell me why don't you smell how you appear? You have a scholarly aroma of sophistication about you…I know this because I've frequently indulged in such pleasantries.”
Meng Hao was truly mind blown on how he ended up meeting this “THING”. He didn't have an inkling of a clue on how he should respond to this type of person. “That is…not why I am here, who…what are you?” The clown man seemed to take great pleasure in Meng Hao’s reactions. “Rude little cherry, my stage name is “The Impaler” maybe this daddy here should show you personally how I came to be called that?” Meng Hao was having difficulty processing this crazy conversation and he spoke without thinking clearly. “Uh…what?” Instant regret filled his heart. He knew he would rue this day. Meng Hao etched onto the deepest recesses of his mind that he would never again respond to the depravity of psychopaths in the future! “Mmmm…I can’t abstain myself any longer cherry.
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Your body is too tantalizingly tempting, twirl around for me.” Before Meng Hao could tell him to screw himself with a rusty iron, a powerful invisible force seized his body and he dangled in midair with his legs spread out like a marionette. “DAMN IT!” Meng Hao furiously rotated his cultivation base causing his six Dao pillars to skyrocket him all the way from foundation establishment to core formation! This deadly crisis pushed his latent potential to its limits. The Impaler was shocked by his sudden explosion of power and his hold broke! He had underestimated Meng Hao as he did not think it was necessary to unleash his full power on a trifling foundation establishment cultivator.
The Impaler yelled in surprise and delight. “I love it when they struggle! Your CHERRY ASS IS MINE!!!” Up above, a tiniest speck of white could barely be seen. This was Anubis. His eyes were burning with rage! “This…my eyes cannot unsee what I have just witnessed. If tearing my eyes out ten thousand times could expunge my memory of this disgusting sight, I would gladly do so without hesitation!” Anubis cared more about the sanctity of his mind than what Meng Hao was enduring. As for dealing with this ant like nascent soul clown…this was a trivial matter. Anubis continued to watch with a repulsed expression.
Now that Meng Hao was free, he immediately produced dozens of small glass vials that glowed a toxic green and purple. He hurled them all towards The Impaler’s face and shattered them with his spiritual sense. The flying liquid melded into a giant blob that hissed and exploded in midair. Countless menacing skulls materialized and cackled maniacally. The Impaler’s face was ugly to behold. His intuition screamed that this was no ordinary poison! In the blink of an eye the gems encrusted into the walls of the room shot out and formed into a whirlpool of glittering lights, which surrounded The Impaler in a magical defense. All of this occurred in the space of time it would take for a heart to beat twice. However, the explosiveness of Meng Hao’s concoction was far too lethal!
The poison even contained sentience. The laughing skulls changed into a black gas that seeped into a weak spot of the the sparkling whirlpool. A single wisp of black death penetrated the barrier and once again changed into a skull that spat a glob on the Impaler’s face. Meng Hao did not wait to see the results and began to flee, but just as he bolted out the door a coarse scream of agony shook the building causing fragments of the ceiling to fall. The Impaler frantically clawed at his face only to pull away clumps of sizzling flesh. A charring stench of rot permeated the air. He wailed miserably while muttering darkly through gargled tears and spittle. “Face…face…my face…face…beautiful face…I must see…” He pulled out a pearl handled mirror from his bag of holding only to drop it a second later.
“AAARRRGHHWAGHHHYYAAAA!!!!” A sickening howl thundered throughout the building. His nose had been melted off leaving two gaping horrendous pits in his face. Black ooze dripped off his chin and burnt through the floor leaving a nauseating odor. “I’ll KILL YOU! I’ll screw you to death and rape your corpse for one hundred years!!” The Impaler’s cultivation base ignited with ferocity as he prepared to go all out. This was a vengeance that warranted death. No price was too small to pay for The Impaler. No matter what, he would have Meng Hao bend over for him! Anubis snickered and laughed his head off at the scene below. “Meng Hao is truly cruel, just like his mother. I like this kid!
However he has no chance of escaping this rampaging clown. I will give him some assistance.” Anubis breathed out a golden light that shot straight into The Impaler’s spine, attaching itself like a straw. Anubis began to greedily suck at his cultivation ocean. The raving Impaler suddenly stopped moving and trembled as excruciating pain flamed through his body and senses. “I…can’t move…hurts so much….this isn't funny, what’s happening TO ME?!!” The Impaler fell to his knees as his voice weakened to a pitiful murmur. Anubis grinned in amusement. “From a clown to a mime, you can offer the world at least this humorous final sentiment.
You taste utterly repulsive like sour milk from an old maid’s breast…KAKAKAKA! Your throne is now the dirt of the streets mortal!” Anubis flushed from embarrassment as he looked around with his immortal sense. “I get carried away sometimes…Mistress didn’t see me…did she?” The Impaler fell to the floor in spasms while frothing at the mouth. Meng Hao who had been frantically running for his life now stopped to hear only deathly silence. The screams and rattling of the Den of Debauchery had been felt by all. The power of a nascent soul in battle is not something easily ignored! All the people had long since evacuated the building with little or no clothes.
It was a sight that boggled the minds of passerby's and shop keepers. Grown men could be seen in groups pat patting themselves in the dark while leering at the naked beauties. “Why isn't that freak chasing me? Could it be my poison was that effective?…Either way, I cannot leave until I at least reap some gains!” Meng Hao cautiously entered once again into the building…
Chu Yuyan Had gotten lost deep within the basement and entered a room where costumes and equipment was stored. “Where am I? I could have sworn I saw him take that last turn…and what was all that commotion about?” She looked around at the many fancy furniture pieces that decorated the room. From golden chests to crystal cabinets and drawers. Out of curiosity she opened the chest nearest her. “Wahh! What a pretty silk dress! And look, this one is made of red leather, how odd…” Chu Yuyan may have always held a cold and distant demeanor in front of others, but she was still a young girl at heart and couldn't resist at least trying some of these outfits herself.
She quickly pulled off her clothes, revealing a curvy, and soft, sexy figure. “There’s so many to choose from…hmm I know, I’ll close my eyes and pick one at random.” She laughed with unrestrained joy that was rarely seen even by her master Pill Demon. Chu Yuyan grabbed a red laced outfit and quickly adorned her body with it. In front of a large mirror she moved side to side while inspecting the reflection. “That’s strange, why is there a large hole on my backside? I can see my…” Chu Yuyan bent over, feeling over the hole that revealed her tender white skin and strawberry colored lips…Her face blushed a deep red as she realized how dangerously vulnerable she was in this outfit.
“What kind of clothes are these?! There’s openings in all the wrong places and they show far too much skin…” In a flash she changed back to her original robes and continued to pace around the room. She opened one of the crystal drawers and pulled out one of the many objects within. “What is this contraption? It’s large and shaped like a cucumber with bumps at the end…How do you use this? Could it be a magical club weapon? I’d best bring it back to master as a gift.” She shrugged in defeat. After placing it in her bag of holding she also looted the room of all its “clubs” and outfits. “I better find Fang Mu and leave this place.”
Meanwhile Meng Hao arrived once again at The Impaler’s chamber to find him curled up in the fetal position. “What the hell happened to him? He’s a mortal! I can’t sense any sort of cultivation base on him…” Meng Hao kicked at his limp body to turn him face up. “Damn, he was ugly before but now…it matters not how it happened but this is my chance!” How could Meng Hao not seize this opportunity? Now he finally had the perfect lab rat to test all kinds of experiments on. Meng Hao took out a pill and placed it in the Impaler’s mouth. “This should keep you fresh until we get back.” He said, with a self satisfied smile.
He was like a haggler that had found the cheapest deal in town. “Now to leave and put an end to this nightmare.” Meng Hao calmly walked out and while turning the corner of the hall bumped into a soft pleasant feeling. It was dark and as the moonlight from the windows shone on a beautiful face, Meng Hao’s stomach lurched in crisis. It was Chu Yuyan! “Ouch! Watch where you’re going you…AHH! Fang Mu! Finally, I’ve found you scum!!” Meng Hao didn’t wait for her to finish and immediately dashed away. “I don’t know you, girl!” He yelled without looking back. Anubis was still in the same spot but was now drooling with lust. “This girl…a cute package but far too young for my taste, I’ll treat myself to some eye candy though, hahaha!”
Anubis breathed out a gust of wind towards Chu Yuyan that enveloped her with hot air and seemed to grope her body with invisible hands. The wind explored every inch of skin on the baffled Chu Yuyan while lifting her robes over her head exposing milky white. “YAAAHHEYHEY! What is this?!! Who's touching me?!”
Meng Hao was already out of sight and making his way to his immortal cave. When he finally arrived safely and alone, he let out a sigh of relief. “What a crazy day it has been, and I even managed to shake off Chu Yuyan. Sadly, it won’t be long before she's pounding at my door again…I better make good use of this solitude to get some work done…” Meng Hao pulled out The Impaler from his bag of holding and began to cut away at his body. “Interesting…the levels of estrogen are so exceedingly high in comparison to a normal male’s…could that be why his room was saturated in hormones? It seems I am getting closer to my goal…”
Meng Hao continued to test bone marrow, blood vessels and brain matter from the corpse of The Impaler. “I have enough samples. Now, I require to fuse his essence with a concentrated amount of estrogen to a catalyst that will negate the inhibitor process. I can use frog and worm extract since they have the natural ability to change genders…now all I need is some of his hair.” At the same moment Anubis was above Meng Hao as a white speck. He was completely undetectable as he watched Meng Hao in curiosity. “What is he doing with the body? It looks like he’s experimenting, but for what purpose?”
Anubis scratched his head as he pondered. Tiny wolf hairs drifted down to rest on The Impaler’s head… “I have the preparations ready now.” Meng Hao pinched a few hairs off the corpse and with his spiritual sense mixed all the ingredients in a specific order into his furnace…thundering crackles and pink smoke hovered above the furnace, along with black pill tribulation clouds! “Why are there pill tribulation clouds?! Could it be that this pill is a forbidden taboo amongst the heavens?!! I don’t care, my Dao is unwavering!”
Meng Hao seemed to go stark raving mad as he entered a state of no time. He was completely immersed into the Dao of alchemy. He used his heart as the formula for his creation that defied the heavens!…Several hours later an exhausted Meng Hao lay on his bed with a smile that stretched from ear to ear. “Ive done it!! Hahaha now all I have to do is take this to the pervert and I’ll be rich!” Atop a table was a glowing pink pill that emanated a dense feminine aura. Little pink smoke hearts continuously flowed out from it. “I’ll call it the Cherry Popping Pill. In memory of its abominable source…” Meng Hao winced at the events that transpired and what could have happened if he was captured…”I’ll leave first thing tomorrow, I need to regain some strength.” He fell asleep with the thought of money he would gain.
Chu Yuyan was so angry that she ran straight to Pill Demon’s immortal cave to relieve the turmoil in her heart. Her master was the only one who she trusted and she would sometimes even fall asleep in his study room while he did research. Being a direct disciple to the Pill Demon meant she did not need permission to enter his estate. A violet flash rushed inside and at the same time ranted like a spoiled child. “Master! That Fang Mu is a deplorable and immoral disciple! He pretends to be a polite and studious practitioner but in actuality he slinks around at night to visit lewd places!…Master?…hmm?” She ran through all the corridors and hidden rooms she had discovered long ago, but she still could not find him.
“Master is not here? How strange…He usually informs me before he leaves…” On an ancient looking table made of demon bones was a note. The ink still gleamed with freshness. “My dearest disciple, something urgent has presented itself that I must attend to, you know that I think of you as being my own flesh and blood daughter…I shall return shortly. Do not worry, for these old bones of mine still have plenty of fire.” Below the neat and beautiful penmanship was the brand insignia that was recognized by all to belong to the Legendary Pill Demon. Chu Yuyan frowned. “Master, right when I need you the most…I even brought you all these gifts.” She pulled out all the magical “clubs” that she had taken from The Den of Debauchery with numerous pangs and clanks as they hit the ground. She then neatly arranged and assorted them by color, size, and weight. As for the largest that was a full meter long and 3 inches in thickness, she clutched it in her hands and inspected it closely.
“Wahh…this one is made of red crystal and is so pretty…what in the world are these exactly? Hmmm…” Chu Yuyan grabbed the end tip and rubbed it up and down with great focus. “It’s so smooth. I can at least crack nuts with it or someone’s head…” She looked around the room to make doubly certain that she was alone and licked the end like a kitten. “Blah! Too salty!”
Back with Meng Hao, sunrise slowly crept upon the horizon. His eyes were determined to end this charade and was in the midst of preparing to set out. He placed the Cherry Popper pill within a small black box and made out to meet Po Po at his teashop. Meng Hao moved as quickly as his body allowed. His face creased from the exertion. “The faster I get this over with the better.” He thought. Anubis also gave chase as he connected a stream of golden thread to the air currents created from Meng Hao’s body. He rode Meng Hao like a steed pulling a chariot. “What is he up to this time? I’m sure it will be entertaining either way! KAKAKAKA!!”
Meng Hao finally reached a small merchant’s town where vagabonds, and cut throats would often peddle their wares, or collect bounties. On the way there Meng Hao encountered many decapitated bodies that littered the trails. Vultures and other carrion eating beast feeding on small piles of corpses were a common sight. This place was most assuredly inhospitable, and treacherous. Meng Hao covered his face with a black hood and entered the little teashop by the entrance called “The Minty Dame”.
Bells jingled and rang out as he opened the door alerting of his entry. There was no one present to greet him. He looked around with narrow eyes searching for any signs of foul play. Muffled groans abruptly broke the silence. Meng Hao walked calmly and at the ready for battle. He scanned ahead with his spiritual sense for anyone that could be waiting in ambush, but only detected a single source of life. Choked cries could be heard as a barrel chested and muscular man struggled to break free from his restraints. He was hog tied with chains to a metal spike buried deep into the ground. When the man saw Meng Hao approach his eyes became misty and tears ran down his face without restraint.
“Mrmphhmrphh!!” The man mumbled through a dirty cloth that gagged his mouth. “The insanity never ends…” Meng Hao sighed and removed the dribble soaked cloth from the man who lay prostate in a dark pool of urine. “Thank you, my savior! Fate’s sexy winds have sent you to me!” Meng Hao’s face turned rigid, and he took a step back. “You…what significance does the name Little Yan have to you?” Meng Hao stared down with cold eyes. “I am that Little Yan! That is what my butt-buddies call me, but you can just call me Po Po!
I was playing a game with a cute customer, but he just abandoned me like this! I feel so used! He usually treats me well, but then suddenly his wife came in and beat him senseless. After that, she kicked me a few times and finished off by pissing all over me like a bitch…I even invited her to play!! How RUDE! Taking away my honey bunny…anyways, who are you? Can you get me out of this already? I have a mean itch down there…you can scratch if you like…” The man’s voice was raspy, and high pitched as he spoke quickly, without pause.
Meng Hao stared dumbly at the pathetic man who wiggled like worm. “I’m already here. Let this farce be done with.” Meng Hao thought with furrowed brows. With a wave of his hand Meng Hao shattered the chains and simultaneously splashed a bucket of water that was nearby on the rank smelling Po Po. “Many thanks friend! So what brings you here, handsome?” Meng Hao tightened his fists until they were white from exertion. “I’m here on business, my services include the making of miracles…” He spoke in a serious tone that left no room for misinterpretation.
“Ayaa?! Could it be my moment has finally arrived? Hurry, slap me!!! Before I die of a heart attack!” Meng Hao acted without hesitation and slammed his fist across Po Po’s face. With a loud painful grunt he was sent flying against the wall, and crashed to the floor. Po Po stood up as quick as he fell, not the least bit fazed. “So you are Fang Mu, I presume?” Po Po said with a wink. Meng Hao cut straight to the heart of the matter by placing a small black box on a table. Po Po’s gaze was trance like and dreamy as he reached out to grab it. However, Meng Hao snatched it back like lighting and placed it once again within his bag of holding. “You promised me 15 million spirit stones for your little “miracle,” pay up or I leave.”
Po Po gasped in fear as if his life were flashing before his eyes. “WAIT!! Okay…okay I have your money. I’ve slaved away my precious body like the whore of whores for over a century. I’ve embezzled the sons of royal families, and ruined the marriages of countless lovers to save this much…you could even say this money is equivalent to my entire life…” Po Po pulled out a bag of holding and held it with such force that trickles of blood dropped from under his finger nails. “I will inspect it.” Meng Hao scanned the bag with his spiritual sense, and gulped loudly at the presence of the enormous wealth just a mere step away from his possession! “Yes…It’s all there, I present to you, The Cherry Popper.”
Meng Hao once again placed the unremarkable black box on the table. Po Po shook from his excitement and with trembling hands slowly opened the box. Blinding pink light illuminated the entire shop and little pink smoke hearts danced in the air. Po Po felt as if he was a tiny grain of sand in an ocean of feminine charm. He felt an irresistible force that compelled him to kowtow before the beautiful, glowing pink pill. This was the Queen Mother of pills! Po Po stammered as he spoke, his mouth twitching in awe. “Words fail to describe the majesty of this treasure…The heavens must hold you in contempt, jealousy must rage in the god’s hearts at your existence!!!”
Meng Hao shuffled uncomfortably with a bashful expression. “This treasure is surely a priceless artifact, many go entire lifetimes without even hearing of such a pill! If you’d like you can express your sentiments and appreciation to the creator with extra spirit stones. A few million more is adequate. Surely you will be praised by the sages as the philanthropist of this age.” Meng Hao continued to blush bashfully while holding his red face in embarrassment. Meng Hao was a natural born conman! His thieving heart would trick the very last breath from a drowning man, and the drowning man would be grateful!
“If this works you can have anything you want, including this body of mine.” Po Po replied with a deadly serious face. “That won’t be necessary…save that for your future lover.” Po Po smiled warm heartedly. “Lover? Who said anything about him having to love me? I will capture him and keep him imprisoned until my bones turn to dust! He is MINE. That is a fact.” Meng Hao cursed to himself. “What’s with all the crazy people these days? Do I have a target on my back?” Po Po opened the box with a weeping face, and swallowed the Cherry Popper.
The next three heart beats seemed to last an eternity. Po Po abruptly shuddered and collapsed on the floor. His eyes shined with a pink light that could burn mortal flesh. The entire building evaporated with an ear piercing “Vroop” sound. Menacing dark clouds formed above their heads. With a deafening hiss and crackle, black lightning relentlessly struck Po Po! The electric onslaught lasted for the span of ten breathes, until it finally stopped. A reeking sulphuric odor filled the air. Even leaving a lingering acrid taste in the mouth. Meng Hao spat on the ground. His eyes transfixed on the baffling scene still unfolding.
Anubis was also observing nearby with a dull look of curiosity. “This kid is a great cook. Later, I’ll have him bake me some cookies. I love ‘em made with fresh immortal essence! Hmmm… Mistress quite enjoys those biscuits we had infused with the screams of a dying planet…” Anubis was lost in thought. Clearly his sense of “ordinary” transcended the realm of perspective in most beings. While the smoke surrounding Po Po cleared away, a pulsating and humming thrum was emitted from his body. A pink gas was then discharged from every pore in his skin. An overbearing feminine sense condensed in the surrounding area and a powerful gravitational force sucked in black tendrils of energy into a spiraling mass. Screams could be heard from the entire town.
Tumultuous shrieks akin to the sound of banshees being dragged down into the lowest levels of hell. All the women in the area were now withered corpses. Husbands and lovers were completely incapable of helping as their hearts were torn apart with grief and confusion. They either collapsed from the shock, or stood like ice statues devoid of emotion. These events were incomprehensible to the minds of most the spectators. Meng Hao’s jaw dropped as he looked on with a sliver of understanding. “This…the pill is draining Yin! The female essence is being siphoned off from all women in the area while coalescing into a single vessel…Truly worthy of being a heaven defying pill!!!”
After what seemed like hours the screams finally ended. In its wake was eerie silence. The swirling black mass entered Po Po’s forehead and a cocoon like energy enveloped his body. It too was a glossy obsidian sheen. After a few suspenseful seconds, the surface of the black cocoon began to shine with glittering lights like tiny stars coming to life. It then started to crack like an eggshell, and crumbled into specks of white light. An otherworldly howl echoed out into the skies causing every demonic beast to bow in reverence to the call. Anubis looked on with narrowed eyes as his ears perked up to the song fading in the distance.
As the cocoon faded completely a curled up figure was visible within a nest like crater in the earth. Pure white delicate skin that emanated the radiance of the sun. Long silver hair that pulsated with a deathly aura. The dirt that touched the hair froze into black ice crystals. On top of the silver hair was a pair of erect and long canine ears! As the figure breathed slowly, large breast would slightly tremble in tandem. Along the beautiful figure was soft and velvet white fur patterned in star shaped symbols. Before Meng Hao could open his mouth in shock, Anubis shot out a beam of blue light from his eyes that entered Meng Hao’s forehead causing his body to stand frozen in time.
Anubis growled and shook the earth with a stomp. “What the hell is this? Why does this person contain a fragment of my essence?!” Anubis glided on the air towards the curled up figure and turned the body over, revealing the body of a goddess and a face so darkly beautiful it could bewitch the soul out of a person’s body from lust. Even a painter would cringe in shame and would rather kill himself than attempt to emulate this beauty. This was a defiance of the natural laws! “Not a man anymore…there’s not even a semblance of similarity of the previous clown. I sense my energy in this vessel…this is demonic transmogrification…albeit a lesser known version. Meng Hao, your path is full of surprises.”
Suddenly a violent tremor came from Meng Hao’s bag of holding. Then a thunderous squawk boomed at a deafening pitch. “SSSHHHKKKRRAAA!!!” Anubis merely smirked at the screech. “LORD FIFTH IS BACK BITCHES! Ahh…that fur…those soft ears, and sexy tail. My love, I have finally found you…you’re my sweetie now okay? I’ll be good to you, just call me daddy…” A flash of red light shot out at the unconscious Po Po. When the light was but a few steps away from entering between a pair of legs a vicious snort halted the light. What was now visible was a large parrot! Its eyes were blood shot and contained a revolting perverted leer that could rape at a glance.
Its beak trembled in excitement and drool flowed like small rivers on the side’s of its mouth. “Who are…OH SHIT!!! Is it…really you…WAHHHH! Big bro!!!” The parrot began crying like a newborn as his sobs drenched the mood. Anubis looked at the parrot with a tender smile. “Little One, it’s been a long time…I remember back when I annihilated those meddlesome patriarchs of the heavenly realm, I was severely wounded and hid between the void cracks from which this universe was created…I managed to find an exceedingly rare river of The Great Mysteries…After I drank of its secrets I found a small stone and threw it into the stream. It cracked and the ugliest baby bird popped out…That is how I found you that day.
I have been waiting countless millennia to tell you the truth now that you are somewhat grown. I am sorry you grew up without knowing where you came from, Little One.” The parrot was speechless. All those years of confusion and loneliness. Not belonging. An outsider. No parents. The only family he knew was this majestic white wolf in front of him. The parrot began to sob once again. “What, I was a dropped egg?…That explains so much…There are times where I can’t control myself, like I become another bird and I black out…I don’t blame you! I am already this way and I accept it! Big bro, you're the only one I recognize in my heart. You're the one and only FIRST LORD!!!”
This last word caused Ultimate Vexation to finally stir. He took the shape of a blob once again and gasped at the parrot then gasped at Anubis. “Woah…you are not immoral…who are you?…” The Ultimate Vexation was utterly flabbergasted at the radiance who was Anubis. Anubis sniffed the air and looked at the meat jelly in contemplation. “Hmm? You smell like that day I had terrible indigestion after gorging myself on all the souls of that vile netherworld plane…I wretched out the most disgusting black glob I have ever seen. The smell was something most vile…Mistress didn’t allow me to enter her palace for several hundred years.”
Anubis frowned at the memory. “YOU!! Are…my father?” Ultimate Vexation exploded in tears, and joined the parrot in his joyous reunion. Making a duo of crying babies. Anubis laughed at the scene and seemed to be truly happy at seeing these two once again. “Onto more serious matters at hand. I can’t allow such a being with my lineage to wander unattended…If the other realms knew of this they would rampage the cosmos to snatch her for research…” Anubis nodded with a final decision. “I shall take this girl as my personal disciple, and teach her everything I know. In the future, she will take my place as Meng Hao’s lineage protector…but first I will wipe her memories of her previous identity, and fabricate another.”
Anubis then bent low towards the beauty and touched his forehead against her heart. A golden wave of light entered her body and caused it to levitate off the ground. The air distorted around her until black butterflies flew out from Anubis and branded themselves onto the star symbols of fur all around her body. Then the air became calm as she lowered back to the ground. A heart beat later, her eyes opened. She was just like a newborn and viewed everything around her with wondrous fascination. Her eyes were like black suns that penetrated through everything. A solid eerie black shone at Anubis. “Who…am I?” A soft and serene voice called out.
“You are my Daughter, from henceforth you shall be named Kalana…In memory of the Great War of the ages that split the realms asunder.” Anubis looked to the meat jelly and parrot. “You two, protect Meng Hao with your lives and help him along his path. Do it for your big bro, Kakakaka!” A gust of wind lifted away Kalana and Anubis vanished in a whirlpool of golden light. Only his laughter lingered as he disappeared without a trace. “Big bro…it was good to see you again. I will look after Haowie in your place! I will teach him the pleasures of fur and feathers just like you taught me!!…But first a good sleep. I awakened far too early.”
The parrot pointed with his wing towards the meat jelly in a haughty manner. “Listen, BITCH! Forget what you have seen here today! Now is not the time for Haowie to know of these things. If you mention a single word of this, I’ll tell the First Lord about how you ate his cake!!!” Ultimate Vexation gasped and let out a shocked cry. “YOU…y-y-you wouldn’t be such a bully!! You’re Immoral! Don’t tell daddy! I pinky promise I won’t breathe a word of it!” The meat jelly trembled in fear and rolled up into a small ball with only his glossy eyes peeking out. “Bitch, you don’t even have hands!! However, this Lord Fifth is great and wise! I will let your crippled self continue to bask in the light of my presence…” As the two continued to banter, the bind on Meng Hao was beginning to weaken.
When the parrot noticed this he flew back into the copper mirror and slumbered. The meat jelly formed over Meng Hao and once again took the shape of his disguise. Meng Hao blinked and looked at his hands in curiosity. “How strange… I have a peculiar sense of Deja Vu…” Meng Hao looked around and only saw an empty crater and an abandoned town. “Everyone’s gone, this is too bizarre…It’s not safe if I linger here anymore. Po Po has also vanished but I don’t care, I have my money.” His eyes sparkled with greed and he took off into the distance.